Short Whacked Poems
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The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!
Categories:
whacked, america,
Form:
Limerick
Well, Brutus was that sort of chap
As whacked his old man in the Cap.
The senators there,
They’d stab or they’d stare,
With all other business a wrap.
Categories:
whacked, anger, business, death, father son, history, violence,
Form:
Limerick
The “Bad Witch of Oz” lost her throne
They weren’t gonna’ leave her alone
… the water was Fracked
… it’s how she got whacked
But … how many others aren’t known!
Categories:
whacked, abuse, corruption, environment, humor, humorous, political,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!
Categories:
whacked, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Eddie Johnson's neck, severed by the axe
On account of a few ethical cracks
Found in his off-duty car
Asleep outside of a bar
For a couple beers ~ politically whacked
Categories:
whacked, drink, sleep, work,
Form:
Limerick
Imagine you were a ball if you could
Being whacked by a long piece of wood
Pain would be severe
Can balls shed tears
Probably less painful than used as firewood
Categories:
whacked, silly,
Form:
Limerick
there was a young man from Ennis
who desired to learn to play tennis
the ball whacked him in the head
so he decided to go to a pub instead
and have fun drinkin’ the Guiness
Categories:
whacked, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My heart got whacked put some ice and medicine on my throbbing heart
I got toiled and moiled,got surrounded by coils I am unconsoled I'm begging you,I blubber come to me and let all of this to be over
Categories:
whacked, heartbroken, hurt, love hurts,
Form:
I do not know?
My eager man bought me a wee thong
which I put on to best get along
but rubbing bugging attacks
soon whacked my fore and aft crack.
My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong.
Categories:
whacked, body, boyfriend, clothes, funny, hurt, lust, men,
Form:
Limerick
Flashing neon sign danger.
The typical teenager.
And this son wouldn't listen.
Total hormone affliction.
He weed-whacked the old man.
Red welts but no stitches.
So, I had to open a can.
Changed his whole Disposition.
Categories:
whacked, parents,
Form:
Rhyme
Try to create a stacked rhyme;
My new elate! Play whacked chimes
High. Few relate! Days lacked time's
Eyes too. Restate ways facts climb.
Guys, who debate paid back dimes,
Buy dues we hate. Stay! Track crimes
By clues. See fate lay tact primes.
Categories:
whacked, on writing and words
Form:
I do not know?
I came upon a lengthy twig
And picked it up
Whacked it in the air
And then on my leg
It had a good spring to it
Delivering a stealthy sting
Reminded me of school
All those years ago
So much power in a twig
I can feel its lure
©dbyrne nov 2013
Categories:
whacked, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
The tree of life feels the woodsmans axe,
and thinks such is life when the timber cracks,
and consciousness is free,
departing from this tree,
not dead the spirit see,
the tree of life is whacked,
let the buggers be!
re: " Hammer In Hand"
Debbie Duncan
by Don
Categories:
whacked, adventure, life, tree, life, tree,
Form:
Ballad
Nuclear bombs are stacked
To use when an enemy needs to be whacked
With one leader having eight hundred bombs ready
And another matching them so very handy
Scientists move their clock
Closer to the midnight slot
For mutual deterrence is the story
Locked with complacency with no glory.
© Paul Warren Poetry
Categories:
whacked, war,
Form:
Ballad
Come on champ, do it for the story,
for metaphor and allegory.
Get away from me. Are you cracked?
In all your stories, I get whacked.
Give me some space with that cattle prod,
you frustrated Marquis De Sade.
Oops-a-daisy, there goes your head.
Alas, poor thing, you’re tragically dead.
Categories:
whacked, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Poor little Peter
Liked pulling his pork
His tiny member
Was small like a cork
He kept on pulling
In hopes it would swell
He whacked it so much
It rang like a bell
Nothing he would do
Would increase it's size
In fact it was shrinking
Before his very eyes
He needed some help
To the doctor he went
Sure now it's bigger
But it's so badly bent
Categories:
whacked, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Tom went to the ugly bug ball
Strange insects invaded the hall
Folks dressed up as fleas,
Cockroaches and bees
The smile on his face said it all
Tom hoped for a little romance
Asked a cute centipede to dance
She whacked him on the nose
When he trod on her toes
He went home in an ambulance!
7th April 2017
Categories:
whacked, dance, humorous, insect, romance, , cute,
Form:
Limerick
The tennis ball
Whacked over the net
Is whacked back again
Sometimes.
It is a tough leather that ball.
But this respiratory thing
That sucks the air from our lung
Teams against the self to win.
Now you are whacked
Over the line by it,
And to the cotton farm of Carolina,
And none can whack you back
Match point is for it
The ball is gone.
Categories:
whacked, people,
Form:
Verse
Teal’s concoction is mannequin madness, grandpa said.
He thought new inventions were whacked in the head.
I thought it was genius, because my cousin Teal is bright.
Her ideas are spectacular, her brilliance is more than all right.
In my grandparents’ living room were new mannequins now.
They had been turned into lamps. I could not stop saying “Wow!”
Categories:
whacked, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
When we’re dealing with healing,
It’s very revealing
To show how we’re feeling because
As time keeps on drifting
And cells may be shifting,
Our mood might be lifting its claws.
Acceptance and practice
To deal with what whacked us
Can help to distract us and pause
All the negative notions
(Of which there are oceans)
To hopeful emotions. Applause!
Categories:
whacked, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Sometimes just a trim; others, a drastic clip;
around-the-world trip with one mighty snip.
Children and scissors together, tempt fate;
by the time you check, it's already too late.
Like closing hen-house doors after the chicks are out;
no need to whimper, get angry or shout.
She's taken the scissors, achieved a slam dunk;
whacked her dog-ears off, leaving two stubby chunks.
Categories:
whacked, children, granddaughter, hair,
Form:
Couplet
Drool the duck got mad at a bull and whacked up a bee
She was so bad she took the cat for a cup of tea
Cat was a mangler
Upcountry wrangler
Peeved the duck with the muck and mucked her up with a pee
DROOL THE DUCK: Limerick: copyright© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY November 2014
Categories:
whacked, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
To the spirit that resides
Within my brain
Pack up your bags
And get on that train
You say I am cracked
And out of my mind
Well I say you are whacked
And that you are blind
My mind has been cleared
Of any wrong doing
Your rep. has been smeared
Cause of all of your screwing
Don’t walk away mad
Or run away angry
Try not to be sad
I don’t have a hanky
Pack up your stuff
To get it all out
I am never rough
And will never shout
Categories:
whacked, imagination
Form:
Free verse
We all must play the hand we’re dealt
And many folks’ve surely felt
That most unfairly they’ve been whacked
By cards that somehow have been stacked.
Still, there are those that rise above
And focus on the things they love,
While others flounder first, then sink.
(There must be more of those, I think.)
Yet as the game of life plays out,
The future always filled with doubt,
Some winners lose and losers win,
For that’s the way it’s always been.
Categories:
whacked, life,
Form:
Rhyme
A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy
He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make much more sense
losing his road licence
and he stops drinking lager and wine!
Yesterday UK footballer Wayne Rooney got stopped for drink driving
09-02-17
Categories:
whacked, car, drink, football, humorous,
Form:
Limerick