Short Whacked Poems

The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!...

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The “Bad Witch of Oz” lost her throne
They weren’t gonna’ leave her alone
… the water was Fracked
… it’s how she got whacked
But … how many others aren’t known!...

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There once was a fine hacker named Bub
who whacked what he hacked with a wood club
each whack a divot
his hips wouldn't pivot
you should see what he did to the shrubs!...

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Eddie Johnson's neck, severed by the axe
On account of a few ethical cracks
   Found in his off-duty car
   Asleep outside of a bar 
For a couple beers ~ politically whacked...

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Imagine you were a ball if you could
Being whacked by a long piece of wood
Pain would be severe
Can balls shed tears
Probably less painful than used as firewood...

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My heart got whacked  put some ice and medicine on my throbbing heart
I got toiled and moiled,got surrounded by coils   I am unconsoled I'm begging you,I blubber come to me and let all of this to be over...

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Flashing neon sign danger.
The typical teenager.
And this son wouldn't listen.
Total hormone affliction.
He weed-whacked the old man.
Red welts but no stitches.
So, I had to open a can.
Changed his whole Disposition....

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My eager man bought me a wee thong
which I put on to best get along
but rubbing bugging attacks
soon whacked my fore and aft crack.
My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong.





... CayCay
August 7, 2019...

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Try to create a stacked rhyme;
My new elate! Play whacked chimes
High. Few relate! Days lacked time's
Eyes too. Restate ways facts climb.
Guys, who debate paid back dimes,
Buy dues we hate. Stay! Track crimes
By clues. See fate lay tact primes....

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I came upon a lengthy twig
And picked it up
Whacked it in the air 
And then on my leg
It had a good spring to it
Delivering a stealthy sting 

Reminded me of school
All those years ago

So much power in a twig
I can feel its lure

©dbyrne nov 2013...

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The tree of life feels the woodsmans axe,
and thinks such is life when the timber cracks,
and consciousness  is free,
departing from this tree,
not dead the spirit see,
the tree of life is whacked,
let the buggers be!

re:  " Hammer In Hand"  
 Debbie Duncan


by Don...

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Nuclear bombs are stacked
To use when an enemy needs to be whacked
With one leader having eight hundred bombs ready
And another matching them so very handy

Scientists move their clock 
Closer to the midnight slot
For mutual deterrence is the story
Locked with complacency with no glory.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Poor little Peter
Liked pulling his pork
His tiny member
Was small like a cork

He kept on pulling
In hopes it would swell
He whacked it so much
It rang like a bell

Nothing he would do
Would increase it's size
In fact it was shrinking
Before his very eyes

He needed some help
To the doctor he went
Sure now it's bigger
But it's so badly bent...

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Tom went to the ugly bug ball
Strange insects invaded the hall
Folks dressed up as fleas,
Cockroaches and bees 
The smile on his face said it all

Tom hoped for a little romance
Asked a cute centipede to dance
She whacked him on the nose
When he trod on her toes
He went home in an ambulance!

7th April 2017...

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The tennis ball 
Whacked over the net 
Is whacked back again 
Sometimes. 
It is a tough leather that ball. 
But this respiratory thing 
That sucks the air from our lung 
Teams against the self to win. 
Now you are whacked 
Over the line by it, 
And to the cotton farm of Carolina, 
And none can whack you back 
Match point is for it 
The ball is gone....

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Teal’s concoction is mannequin madness, grandpa said.
He thought new inventions were whacked in the head.
I thought it was genius, because my cousin Teal is bright.
Her ideas are spectacular, her brilliance is more than all right.
In my grandparents’ living room were new mannequins now.
They had been turned into lamps. I could not stop saying “Wow!”...

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When we’re dealing with healing,
It’s very revealing
To show how we’re feeling because

As time keeps on drifting
And cells may be shifting,
Our mood might be lifting its claws.

Acceptance and practice
To deal with what whacked us
Can help to distract us and pause

All the negative notions
(Of which there are oceans)
To hopeful emotions. Applause!...

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Sometimes just a trim; others, a drastic clip;
around-the-world trip with one mighty snip.
	
Children and scissors together, tempt fate;
by the time you check, it's already too late.

Like closing hen-house doors after the chicks are out;
no need to whimper, get angry or shout.

She's taken the scissors, achieved a slam dunk;
whacked her dog-ears off, leaving two stubby chunks....

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Drool the duck got mad at a bull and whacked up a bee
                          She was so bad she took the cat for a cup of tea
                                            Cat was a mangler
                                            Upcountry wrangler
                 Peeved the duck with the muck and mucked her up with a pee











DROOL THE DUCK: Limerick: copyright© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY November 2014...

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To the spirit that resides
Within my brain
Pack up your bags
And get on that train

You say I am cracked
And out of my mind
Well I say you are whacked
And that you are blind

My mind has been cleared
Of any wrong doing
Your rep. has been smeared
Cause of all of your screwing

Don’t walk away mad
Or run away angry
Try not to be sad
I don’t have a hanky

Pack up your stuff
To get it all out
I am never rough
And will never shout...

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We all must play the hand we’re dealt
And many folks’ve surely felt
That most unfairly they’ve been whacked
By cards that somehow have been stacked.

Still, there are those that rise above
And focus on the things they love,
While others flounder first, then sink.
(There must be more of those, I think.)

Yet as the game of life plays out,
The future always filled with doubt,
Some winners lose and losers win,
For that’s the way it’s always been.
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A player whose name rhymes with Clooney
Got drunk and then drove - what a loony
Spent the night locked in jail
When released he looked pale
The outlook for him may be gloomy

He’ll get whacked with an enormous fine
But his club won't force him to resign
It would make much more sense
losing his road licence
and he stops drinking lager and wine!

Yesterday UK footballer Wayne Rooney got stopped for drink driving

09-02-17...

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Yesterday I packed
all the suitcases, backed
my computer up, split.

Troubles seeped, psyche attacked.
Seemed whacked,
so I called bull****.

Far from that moment, more than twenty-four hours
away I feel the powers of
now.

It
looks
as
though
"they're" really the me
here in all my waking and sleepingness sent
to remind me to
stay.

Oh, I'll be back.
I'm not THAT whack.
Believe I can make it
in just a few hours.
Yesterday only has so many powers....

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Find the source of sinful power,
Become a target to them,
Souls rearranged depending on desire,
Marked ones always prior,
Eat a tub of ice cream spill your guts,
Might have moments of weakness,
I said enough,
Sins are only lies,
And liars always pass the test,
Only a cheater can ever be the best,
Found the source and got whacked clean,
Can't even masterbate now my souls to prestine,
The make it happen if you don't force perfection,
Each attack on your inner life is just correction...

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