Evil Christmas Elves

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Tom Cunningham has declared war on the elves this year, The ones who hacked Santa Claus' computer. and I fear the naughty or nice lists were mischievously reversed. I'm very sure I heard Mrs. Claus gasp when Santa cursed. A PDQ solution is needed for Christmas to be made right before he shimmies down chimneys Christmas Eve night. The last thing Santa wants is for the horrid girls and boys to receive fun presants cuz they don't deserve great toys. If anyone reading this knows how this crisis can be fixed please overnight it to the North Pole care of Old St. Nick's. PS... Don't use email. Remember his computer was hacked, and it's my firm belief the guilty elves should be whacked!!

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Charles Messina

Date: 12/22/2023 1:58:00 AM

LOL- Thanks for the smiles with this witty write, Lin. Hugs Charlie

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 12/21/2023 3:11:00 PM

brilliant and humorous, Lin! I appreciate having something lighthearted in my day. Santa cursed?! Say it isn't so! Dang thos guilty elves. Shame on them, coal in their stockings, right? Merry Christmas, Sara

Jay Narain

Date: 12/21/2023 11:06:00 AM

after watching the movie, Elf, I can not think of any mischievous elf. Nice poem though.

Lin Lane
Date: 12/21/2023 11:08:00 AM

ahhh, Jay. That's where imagination comes in to play. I'll blame this one on Tom Cunningham, and if he reads this, he'll know exactly why. Thank you, kindly, Jay.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/21/2023 7:15:00 AM

Lol brilliant humour Lin, yes, the whole world needs to be told about this dastardly plot. Ho ho ho. Tom

Lin Lane
Date: 12/21/2023 7:17:00 AM

You inspired this one, Tom. Thanks!!!