Best Whacked Poems
Customer Service WhackedHey you! Did you hear me?
I was talking but you ever won’t listen.
Hey babe I want to buy this!
Did I just see your eyes rolling at me?
Called you many times.
Are you deaf to hear me hundred times?
So you’re now pissing me off!
Don’t wait to see...
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Categories:
whacked, anger, work,
Form:
Narrative
WhackedThe tree of life feels the woodsmans axe,
and thinks such is life when the timber cracks,
and consciousness is free,
departing from this tree,
not dead the spirit see,
the tree of life is whacked,
let the buggers be!
re: " Hammer In Hand"
Debbie Duncan
by Don...
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Categories:
whacked, adventure, life, tree, life,
Form:
Ballad
That Girl Is Whacked!That Girl Is Whacked!
Knock, Knock, Knock
Oh look, it’s my old friend Christina Welsh!
Now that our economy is trashed,
With compounded interest,
She’s wanting the cash
For the ugly troll back!
I told her she’s whacked,
But she brought her
Lawyer/brother Jack
And it’s looks as if,
He’s ready to attack.
We were so...
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Categories:
whacked, friendship, funnyold, girl, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Whacky in a Whacked OutlandFlim flam artists con like hackers
From the digital underworld
Scammers. Modern Thieves
Taking advantage of not just
Little ol’ ladies, but Me!
And the vulnerable gullible glue
That holds our species together
Shame on you! I cast you, you know who you are
who...
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Categories:
whacked, crazy, wisdom,
Form:
Light Verse