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Customer Service Whacked
Hey you! Did you hear me?
I was talking but you ever won’t listen.
Hey babe I want to buy this!
Did I just see your eyes rolling at me?
Called you many times.
Are you deaf to hear me hundred times?
So you’re now pissing me off!
Don’t wait to see...

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Categories: whacked, anger, work,
Form: Narrative
Whacked
The tree of life feels the woodsmans axe,
and thinks such is life when the timber cracks,
and consciousness  is free,
departing from this tree,
not dead the spirit see,
the tree of life is whacked,
let the buggers be!

re:  " Hammer In Hand"  
 Debbie Duncan


by Don...

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Categories: whacked, adventure, life, tree, life,
Form: Ballad
That Girl Is Whacked!
That Girl Is Whacked!

Knock, Knock, Knock
Oh look, it’s my old friend Christina Welsh!

Now that our economy is trashed,
With compounded interest,
She’s wanting the cash 
For the ugly troll back!

I told her she’s whacked,
But she brought her
Lawyer/brother Jack
And it’s looks as if,
He’s ready to attack.

We were so...

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Categories: whacked, friendship, funnyold, girl, old,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Whacky in a Whacked Outland
Flim flam artists con like hackers 
From the digital underworld 
Scammers. Modern Thieves  
Taking advantage of not just 
Little ol’ ladies, but Me!
And the vulnerable gullible glue 
That holds our species together 
Shame on you! I cast you, you know who you are 
who...

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Categories: whacked, crazy, wisdom,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things