Weirdly Poems - Poems about Weirdly

...There lives a gentleman from Luff Who walks everywhere in the buff His weeny is teeny He calls it his winky A stump that can't fill a cream puff. Ladies would be left in despair But he didn't......

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...I was not always this clever, this funny, this incredibly smart But it is two a.m. somewhere, and I am hilarious; it is my art. Weirdly, I was not in any way exciting before I got to this bar. But......

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...cobweb on corner this fence is weirdly brand new fast acting spider......

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... ART! He painted my death, With such dedication I've never seen before. Every stroke of his brush, on that paper, marking out each curve, twist, and turn my body made As I writhed in pain. ......

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... In cricket what is the definition of Stoic? Who is the limited edition who debunks tradition Who is the true rendition of heroic? Pay heed to a rare breed from a special creed The house......

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...I deep-sixed toys, games, a bed and a picture book Our font porch now has a much more organized look In May I kept hundreds of junk I did not need Crayolas, pinwheels, and blue petunia seed Wei......

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...Here comes the uppity bejeweled crow Carrying her loud beak just so and so She is wearing a cape as white as snow Her beady eyes turn on me; they have a glow Flashing gemstone rings are on her ......

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...I have to eat enough. I opened up everything. Give them a patch of lawn. Or maybe a toast. The first thing I learned. Inside of cooked shopping trips. Could be a cookie on the sidewalk. ......

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...My tongue, a beast that bites me first. I wanna shut it down, never to speak again. My voice, a wild river, Yet keeps flooding, careless of consequence. My lips, in a race, while everyone hop......

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...When I write I write in tens Ten poems per session Some are insanely silly Weirdly enough, understood by many Sometimes commenters write me ten sentences With suggestions When I have only......

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...Bess’s expressions were grotesque Most usually weirdly cheerless She is under unusual duress Her family is an utter mess Bess is playing poker more or less Her deadpan expression not needless ......

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...Why oh why asked Old Lady Spry Do they always die without saying bye? Her husband Kai let out a loud sigh Put eggs on high that he was trying to fry This is a true story, assured my neighbor Vi......

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...Step Forward McCarthy vs. Hellman What is this The Digital Crucible of Truth? On a stage of scrutiny, titans c l a s h— McCarthy's words, a web of accusations S l i c......

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...Looking out of the window, Staring into droplets of rain Drawing patterns of emptiness on my window panes… I try to comprehend, The very meaning of life When all I could think of is ‘Sans,’ ‘s......

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...winter is on hold October feels like summer Kansas looks like the Ozarks hills and trees, trees and hills ninety-two degree day in late October weirdly no longer abnormal in Kansas......

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