"Wee Wee Us"
Hats off
And shoes too
To her attributes
Foto frozen features
Feet in digital
Motion
Let me count
The ways
That
This little
Piggy went
To market but
I just want
Her to come
All the way home
The first little piggy went to market;
The second demurred and preferred to stay home;
The gluttonous third one
Ate all of the roast beef,
So the fourth hungry piggy got none.
Although it's not clearly stated,
His thirst must have been sated
And his bladder inflated
'cause number five urinated
All the way home.
Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden urge to go wee-wee
I look around and finally see
Where I sit and tinkle pee
On a "throne" so heavenly
My bladder is now happy
Now that it is urine free
The shiny bowl is so pretty
The waters very shimmery
When I flush it instantly
Refills with a rainbowy
Colorful and brilliantly
Liquid that smells pleasantly
Now bathroom trips personally
Are not a chore and genuinely
I look forward to daily
Flushing after leisurely
Sitting soft and comfortably
In a spot so privately
Reserved everyday for me
Beholding a stark-naked Kiwi
Prince Charles was bewildered: "What see we?”
His butler replied,
all blushed and wide-eyed:
“Your highness, a Maori… wee-wee."
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we’ve just got in the car.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we haven’t travelled far.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we haven’t left our road.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘And we’re still in our post-code.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we’ve only gone a mile.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Can’t you just hang on a while?’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Another one already?.’
‘I think he needs a wee-wee now.’
‘Surely not your Teddy.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Can’t you just hang on?’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘We won’t be very long.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘I’m stopping here for you.’
‘I think I’ve done a wee-wee,
and maybe done a poo!’
Small is sometimes a good thing
However these words of wisdom I do not bring
The wee of the wise
Sometimes we look to the skies
Relief in our eyes
When we need a pee, we wee
Oui oui?
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