Heavenly Wee Wee

Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden urge to go wee-wee
I look around and finally see
Where I sit and tinkle pee
On a "throne" so heavenly
My bladder is now happy
Now that it is urine free
The shiny bowl is so pretty
The waters very shimmery
When I flush it instantly
Refills with a rainbowy
Colorful and brilliantly
Liquid that smells pleasantly 
Now bathroom trips personally
Are not a chore and genuinely
I look forward to daily
Flushing after leisurely
Sitting soft and comfortably
In a spot so privately
Reserved everyday for me
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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M  Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 6:56 AM
Ha such a cute funny poem Robin. Debx
Davis Avatar
April 23, 2022 at 4:51 AM
thank you glad it made you chuckle
Allison Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 4:12 PM
This is fabulous hilarious toilet humour Robin:-) hope you are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx
Davis Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 8:31 PM
thank you so much Glad it made you laugh I appreciate the comment
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