I Think I Need a Wee-Wee

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we’ve just got in the car.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we haven’t travelled far.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we haven’t left our road.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘And we’re still in our post-code.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘But we’ve only gone a mile.’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Can’t you just hang on a while?’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Another one already?.’
‘I think he needs a wee-wee now.’
‘Surely not your Teddy.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘Can’t you just hang on?’
‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘We won’t be very long.’

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’
‘I’m stopping here for you.’
‘I think I’ve done a wee-wee,
and maybe done a poo!’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Laurie Avatar
July 16, 2018 at 11:23 PM
G'day George … thanks for the chuckle George. I could just imagine a car load of kids chorusing out this song, sending the driver insane of course - Lindsay
Babbit Avatar
July 11, 2018 at 1:16 PM
This made me devilishly chuckle. Welcome to the soup.
Coulstock Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 6:10 PM
Love it,love it! Great fun,yet true to life.Thank you for this. It gave me a laugh that I needed.
Stanworth Avatar
June 22, 2018 at 1:13 AM
Tjank you Sylvia for your kind comment. I am pleased that it gave you the laugh that you needed. I have more poems on my website www.georgestanworth.co.uk
Man Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 5:46 AM
George.. Enjoyed reading your incredibly funny work this morning, a terrific write!
Stanworth Avatar
June 22, 2018 at 1:14 AM
Hi Lyric Man. Thank you so much for your comment. I am glad you enjoyed it. I have more children's poetry on my website www.georgestanworth.co.uk
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