Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: This little piggy went wee wee

The first little piggy went to market;
The second demurred and preferred to stay home;
The gluttonous third one
Ate all of the roast beef,
So the fourth hungry piggy got none.
Although it's not clearly stated,
His thirst must have been sated
And his bladder inflated
'cause number five urinated
All the way home.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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May 25, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Haha! So there were five pigs... you have a vivid imagination my friend..
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May 25, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Thanks, S O. Yes, this rhyme, I believe, was done counting on a wee one's toesies, ie, "piggies".
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