Humorous Wedding Poems

The snowman 
fun and cold 
watching kids. 

Covered in snow 
white head to toe 
sun stay away 
please no melting. 

Frosty is my name 
A...

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Quote By Poet "Life is made up of many happy tears and many sad tears"

Theirs was a perfect June wedding,
filled with pretty flowers and a...

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The old white wooden church,  
stood tall upon a tree lined mountain.  
The winding dirt road,  
lead us up each Sunday morning....

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"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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There was a day set aside for the wedding
but the groom was very much dreading
it would be the same day
his grand final would play
and that’s...

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It is common knowledge to those who have shared rooms with the groom and those who have only shared houses with him, he snores 
and...

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Mum said "birds of a feather flock together" 
so I searched for a man who liked similar weather 
until Dad stressed "opposites attract" 
and I...

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Juice Ex Machina

By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...

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Many years ago,
a simple kiss made her glow.
Love was everywhere,
sweet flowers filled the air.
That day there was no snow,
the warm sand covered a toe.
Her blue...

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When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Our special days,                      ...

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I am here to tell a story,                  ...

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Life and away we go,                    ...

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Many years ago when we were all young,                          we dated looking for a...

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A beautiful spring day wedding with big bees,                 ...

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