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Short Vogon Poetry Poems

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Premium Member DEVOID of WORDS
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Categories: nonsense, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member qweeebler quip num - A Vogon Poem
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip drumd
a riickler num
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Categories: science fiction,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member NEWS FLASH
NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin
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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon Love
Listen to poem:
sniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye

hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...

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Categories: i love you, love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
vengeful vogon kitchen ku


           sieve sifting slight blight 
       fickle fact lung flung gargon ~

                choking chipotle




05.24.2020...

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Categories: anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry



COUNT ON ME
this i won't you to no
as you go
will be by your side
world wide
so don't feel blue
wiill stand by you too
to me your heavenly
you can
COUNT ON ME
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Categories: angel,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Fartesimal Fleebely
You’re a yoddering snake of fake!
Feeble Farrell Farrelly! 
I’d disembowel the bark of a tree of three
To rip out your organs and feed ‘em as fishery food!...

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Categories: fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Ola Voganista
Like wordy lorz midst mi are crewding
Flertish high yon hillex hols
Daffhead lines earthed vales and poodling
O'er vostice valey boozer bols.
With kumquats.
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Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Myself
Myself! 

I love myself, 
I know myself, 
I acknowledge myself, 
I accept myself, 
I am myself. 

Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always myself....

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Categories: animal, appreciation, blessing, character, confidence, courage, wisdom,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon Elvish
Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sound,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Esrever ni
Esraeh a ni ffo deluah, teop dlo Esremmi did eh, erol tneicna ni Esrow saw tahw tub, esimed sih etorw Esrever ni tnemom eht dloterof Esruc nogoV yldaed eht dehsaelnu
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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member edo nogov
sdrow modnar
txet modnar

deppilf redro
dexev redro

tsal ot tsrif ton
tsrif ot tsal, on

tsrow eht era smeop vogon*!

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*sometimes, even vogons must make concessions......

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry
My Fromp
my fromp 
gorg yaow go^
yowl meem to yaou all afrog
faog yorforg for yaou agroc too
quoobi, quoobi my fromp
                                xooxo
                                Zorg

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Categories: friend, fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ


http://masspremiersoccer.com/event/i-c-ct-2-0watch-india-vs-west-indies-t20-live-2nd-semi-final-online-thursday-streaming-night-31st-march-2016/

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Categories: africa,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member The Krutsinger Challenge
Consluggerdy me Krutsinger exkackled
De fognatterity soe noisis disfractled,
De phleganotchel ripsodis me impractid
Sos see Caren me pitchel me shellack ed.


written June 15, 2021
dedicated to Caren Krutsinger...

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Categories: humor, humorous, nonsense, poetry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
FREEDOM MEAN
its ffeels good to be free
be what you  like to be
have   all kinds of friends
its not  a sin
free to chip in
make life a better placee
good  to meet a newfaces
not let be just dream
thats what
FREEDOM MEANS


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Categories: adventure, appreciation,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member The Expected zzir


I wurzir gldzid thy diiz xanddk zzir so that ccmdgirz has enough passgl reach kklezxxxs before zzir dwaga keep yuwapn zedcordk accurately qfelpnd before signing. Remember zplwifl. 2z2z2z2z2z J 2999z
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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Eckily 'neath priggledydtes
          'Vogon Poetry'

Of flick-stigger menchiklauts
  Flump burpurates to wryte
They dipjoculate eckily 'neath
  Renticularous priggledydtes

Though swardfusses they vvvring
  Leckchaculitical madartis nnnying!...

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Categories: dark, language, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Varanasi escort service
Greetings gentlemen, my name is Maya Bansal and I am a 21 year old high class independent Varanasi escort. I'm approachable, fun, loving, and will captivate you from the start. https://www.mayabansal.net/varanasi-call-girls
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Categories: friendship,
Form: Vogon Poetry
vogan poetry inspires us all
Vogan Poetry inspires us all 

Couth super- of  the world
trailer, stringendo travels afar
Rent center bank me bark me 
recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure 

National poetry month prompt  day eight Vogan Bot Poetry

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© jake aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: satire, science fiction,
Form: Vogon Poetry
OUR DAY HAS COME
it been   ups and down
 and around
keeping our feet on the ground
marching citis and  town
 some treated like clown
new song and sound
hard work from the past
song say free at last
 and we have won
OUR DAY
HAS COME

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Categories: adventure,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member VOGONIZED-
Mine I eat wit feet as I walk wit mine voelbows I shallow food wit mi vonose
Vogon, Vogon
When bathed need mouth to vomouth hair grows out my voheart
Vogon, Vvvvvvvvogon


10/28/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
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Categories: adventure, analogy, anxiety, conflict, confusion,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogon poem
Vogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1

I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if only I had some of the blankets
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Categories: love,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Caused Quite a Stir
Oh foxiesloxly gruntbuggly
grembling against langnekly 
that diddly de facto fladerits 
He held up a haggyerlly paw   
halinly the anturazh
they hoofit their lurgidus paws
schelepping and yanking violently, cursing the door




5/30/2020


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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: break up,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon Begone
Krashni ruzo, shlemmer fryzccsz

  Misorsky begulo, vlannir sphlicscz

Parftay gordja, oanvlee darpynk

  Azgrey mishzja, dompi, zansink  





               May 25, 2020
 Vogon Poetry, Quoopisk Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup...

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Categories: inspirational, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry