Short Vogon Poetry Poems

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weeebler quip num
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip drumd
a riickler num
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NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin...

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Listen to poem:

sniggle snarp to the i flee
frumple fram to me and ye

hearts a croom and eyes a breen
word from mouthy to me queen...

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sieve sifting slight blight 
       fickle fact lung flung gargon ~

                choking chipotle




05.24.2020...

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stand up  for whats right
not off the dust
and the rust
lifes a tough fight
as the see the wind blow
hold on
NEVER LET GO...

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we had it all
together we had a ball
mabe love on the wall
Oour love will never  fall
iheaven knows from above
we have
TURE LOVE...

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you are leaving me today
still love you everyway
 this  i like to say
this is how i feel too
and    love is ture
BABY AM 
HERE FOR YOU...

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no doudt shots rang out
as the drove and rode
carry heavy load
for  there freedom goat
some got sick and weak
FREEDOM
DON'T COME CHEAP
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this i won't you to no
as you go
will be by your side
world wide
so don't feel blue
wiill stand by you too
to me your heavenly
you can
COUNT ON ME...

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You’re a yoddering snake of fake!
Feeble Farrell Farrelly! 
I’d disembowel the bark of a tree of three
To rip out your organs and feed ‘em as fishery food!...

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you  did this and that
kept getting set back
put all that on a rack
life is do  or die
it can be hard and a lie
try this tell you why
you should
GIVE GOD A TRY...

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let us all 
together stand tall
 we can build love wall
we are the  weather
 we are the good
it under stood
  if we  work hard
we can with a plan
REBUILD TOGETHER...

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open  your heart
be apart
see your some one down
don't  stand a just frown
help them off the ground
give a helping hand
no doudt 
do the lords will and give
REACH OUT...

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Myself! 

I love myself, 
I know myself, 
I acknowledge myself, 
I accept myself, 
I am myself. 

Myself, myself, myself.
I do love you : myself.
Always always myself....

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 ___" Paper and Pens " . . .

She found paper and a pen,
then wrote down her feelings, 
creating something amazing. 
She got lost in writing,
or you could say, poetry....

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Lo, ty mirthels cascahl ahvan soundrus
Tinkling, drancig, veyless othel clef en blish
Glimmish mare de propotel te groundus 
Toosh da ligty mith ah gentish kish
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my fromp 
gorg yaow go^
yowl meem to yaou all afrog
faog yorforg for yaou agroc too
quoobi, quoobi my fromp
                                xooxo
                                Zorg...

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Esraeh a ni ffo deluah, teop dlo
Esremmi did eh, erol tneicna ni
Esrow saw tahw tub, esimed sih etorw
Esrever ni tnemom eht dloterof
Esruc nogoV yldaed eht dehsaelnu
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INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ


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sdrow modnar
txet modnar

deppilf redro
dexev redro

tsal ot tsrif ton
tsrif ot tsal, on

tsrow eht era smeop vogon*!

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*sometimes, even vogons must make concessions......

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'Vogon Poetry'

Of flick-stigger menchiklauts
  Flump burpurates to wryte
They dipjoculate eckily 'neath
  Renticularous priggledydtes

Though swardfusses they vvvring
  Leckchaculitical madartis nnnying!...

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Still

Still stand there here 
Where do you not know
They bliss from the wine
And call you from their rooms
Still does she calk you 
Call from voganlands
Calls from the empty roads
Call of the still roads...

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its ffeels good to be free
be what you  like to be
have   all kinds of friends
its not  a sin
free to chip in
make life a better placee
good  to meet a newfaces
not let be just dream
thats what
FREEDOM MEANS...

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Consluggerdy me Krutsinger exkackled
De fognatterity soe noisis disfractled,
De phleganotchel ripsodis me impractid
Sos see Caren me pitchel me shellack ed.


written June 15, 2021
dedicated to Caren Krutsinger...

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