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Written for the contest sponsored by Sotto Poet, in the form of Vogon Poetry, the worlds worst poetry.: with nonsensical words etc . 

If stars could see the sun~ slurping the grunglethorp grains from sweat-soaked streams, purging puddles of blurmorgris, you’d hear the phazephonyx symphony of my intestines churning chyme into acidic rhymes~ releasing piled pain upon a peezling palette of biled ballads. But why are the whistling whirls tangled in throttled thickets, weeping amidst the periwinkle werifesteria, grooving to the garglesome wind that suffocated the cartilage within the dry throat of wilderness~ ready to lure purple, perplexed pupils to the reeking ruins of once upon a rosy rendezvous, where picturesque polaroids of thanatophobic thistles fear the pungent aroma of decayed desires~ drenched in the stale shadows of whiskey specters, cloaking wisteria wishes fluffed with puffs of fluorescent fleur, designing a sky dressed in the darkest dews of rainbow rhinestones. So let the grotesque seeds of passion-fruit moon embrace the fossilized fragrance of fated flames, flickering mercuric beams splattering grubblortz sherbet of seven stars, for between the rising of blortmusk blurs and setting of fermented fog you will see the light~ awakening the parietal lobe of cracked constellations, merging rivers and lakes like the calloused corpus callosum, while mumbling gibberish in sheer eloquence… If to live, I shall master the sticky sails across saccharine deceit, I will forever steer letters glazed with remnants of pests to land in a canvas of magnified grey matter, an embodiment of an aesthetic disaster. A stoic shall wear it like a smuggled soldier, masquerading eclipsed heartbeats with crystal-clear carpe-diem calligraphies, until the sun and moon forget the putrid recipe of a philosophical ponderer, waltzing through corridors of cathartic crumble, frogs cradling crashed comets dusted with cosmic chemicals regurgitating unicorn droppings and cavalry waste.

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Date: 2/15/2025 9:11:00 AM
So creative! We need to define and use these words in everyday language! Congratulations! Xo
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Date: 2/1/2025 9:48:00 AM
This was hilarious and weird to read, but as usual, your flow and style remains intact. I love how you've weaved this piece into something amazingly different. "frogs cradling crashed comets dusted with cosmic chemicals regurgitating unicorn droppings and cavalry waste." Okay! Good one. Well mixed like my spices.
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Date: 1/27/2025 10:37:00 PM
Well jumbled Ink Empress..Its like a literary Boot fair.?? If I do dare.' Well now i've been There it seemed like a closed mall with many Bargains to tease ..The very soul of thrift if You get my drift.??
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Date: 1/24/2025 11:25:00 AM
And unicorn droppings was one of my favorites for vogon!
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Date: 1/25/2025 12:33:00 AM
Hahah yes i shluld have written also “ rhino rhinestone ?? i think there are some pretty lines i wanted to not make it too disgustn haha
Date: 1/24/2025 11:23:00 AM
Haha. You kept your usual style but just made it funny and so weird with some ugly words like blurmogris, etc. How do you have such an extensive vocabulary?? I used an old poem for this contest. It probably doesn't stand a chance!! Bet you could see a win, Ink
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Date: 1/24/2025 11:07:00 AM
IE, well your phrases have caused me to laugh out loud while reading. You're really so good at creating a flow of words that bring images to me, that I just cannot stop smiling while reading. If read many times, I think this poem would be a great tool for causing someone to submit to whatever you asked of them. Hope you are well. I'm just amazed by what you do.
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Date: 1/24/2025 4:29:00 AM
Dear Empress, This morning your lines pulled me into a dreamscape where chaos dances with brilliance. I thought how every well penned word was a storm, a feast, a challenge to the senses. Wonderful aliterations and metaphors artistically placed. I love it when a poem stirs my soul and yours did just that. You’ve crafted something fiercely untamed—thank you for the journey. I move it to the Fav list! Winter Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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Date: 1/23/2025 5:28:00 PM
Woah, someone is in for it, lol. Your metaphors were simply on point, wow, worthy of further reads.
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Date: 1/23/2025 8:48:00 AM
Ahh the false sense of security built in so you can sucker punch with a "intestines churning chyme" and a "regurgitating unicorn droppings" excellently done. Looks a top placement if ever I saw one :)
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Date: 1/23/2025 10:21:00 AM
Haha i tried being as decent as i can. Ah thats a massive compliment, coming from you, altho i almost threw up when i wrote " sweat soaked seas" lolol gosh! I hope sotto will like this one . Thank you so much for your kind support
Date: 1/23/2025 7:42:00 AM
‘to the reeking ruins of once upon a rosy rendezvous, where picturesque polaroids of thanatophobic thistles fear the pungent aroma of decayed desires’… oh how I miss your sunsets!!! What an interesting poem of such profound imagery!!! You can do it all!!!
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Date: 1/23/2025 10:21:00 AM
What a most encouraging comment! Thank you dear Robert! Appreciate your enthusiastic support always
Date: 1/23/2025 7:06:00 AM
Hi Ink, I've never heard of Vogon poetry, but I still enjoyed reading your poem, wish you well in the contest. xx
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Date: 1/23/2025 10:22:00 AM
Same here dear john, its one of those moments i just made this up, as if i knew hah its a learning experience . Appreciate your support always
Date: 1/23/2025 6:07:00 AM
- :))) ... I understood 40 X 60 ... a strange shape this is, Ink :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs
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Date: 1/23/2025 10:22:00 AM
Awwn thank you dear anne lise
Date: 1/23/2025 6:03:00 AM
I don't know why but this made me laugh. I can picture you writing this with a big, impish smile on your face. I'll bet it was fun. I'd try one bc I think I could do it justice but he has me blocked, so nah. Fun read
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Date: 1/23/2025 6:07:00 AM
Dear Tom, I think you can do this very well with an audio too. He must have blocked you by accident. Just write and enter .. will be so fun to read your take. I started a bit too raw and then made it vague as i dont want readers to throw up lolol it sure was fun. Thank you so much for your kind support always
Date: 1/23/2025 5:29:00 AM
I'm scratching my head reading this, I'm totally lost lol. You rose well to the challenge IE. Good luck in the contest. Tom
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Date: 1/23/2025 5:37:00 AM
Hahah its quite a challenge thank you so much dear tom
Date: 1/23/2025 2:58:00 AM
This is different …
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Date: 1/23/2025 5:36:00 AM
Haha yes.

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