Long Vogon poetry Poems
Long Vogon poetry Poems. Below are the most popular long Vogon poetry by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Vogon poetry poems by poem length and keyword.
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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...
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Categories:
allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
forgiveness
The past is like a nightmare
Only tale's left for the ears of the dead!!!
dead man tale no tale
As eye are blind to see through the
The lenses Of tomorrow and what it...
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Categories:
bible,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42
Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)
Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not dethrail thee, ignibious twindle.
Ickwad of Thrumpus, I salue wack vornage...
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Categories:
confusion,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
VOGON SOUPSTERS: Gangsters of Poetry!
Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe,
Poetrysoup is on the menu!
And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ...
We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests
With a true...
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Categories:
rude, sometimes, wisdom,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Didn't we all become poets 4 : working - pain in the ass - new and improved
/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from The End of Language". - Chat-GPT comment
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Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle;
fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble -
To wit:
The half-time half-life smile of she and the other...
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Categories:
abuse, social, society, writing, yellow,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Foreign Vogon Poetry
Sopheceles studs chorale the Martyrdom call 'ems
ant-chant Thyme dash and Cheyenne bled-cles
and Mud Squadrorns dove colorblind
Link on-a-role spiked with trail and errs past
Prosed Persident Mar. Argo near Key Bask Lame
22kay ears like Bugs Sunny...
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Categories:
imagery,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Churning Chyme Vogon Poetry
If stars could see the sun~
slurping the grunglethorp grains
from sweat-soaked streams,
purging puddles of blurmorgris,
you’d hear the phazephonyx symphony
of my intestines churning chyme
into acidic rhymes~
releasing piled pain upon
a peezling palette of biled ballads.
But why are the...
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Categories:
absence, riddle,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
The Disquieting Domicile of the Storms
Behold the abominable annals of the Storm domicile,
A living, groaning edifice of lumber and bureaucratic despair—
Where Allen Storm, the paternal prodigal of procedural pedantry,
Treads upon its creaking floors with the rigor of a misfiled memo,
And...
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Categories:
family,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon Poetry Contest
Mea Culpa, but I Plead not Guilty.
Safe at home,
it was an ordinary day.
I was on PoetrySoup,
reading poems, page by page.
And then, the house shook,
I ran outside,
and to my surprise a light,
shining down from the sky,
lifted...
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Categories:
abuse, adventure, fantasy, horror,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
On the Threshold of Depravities' Door
I objestigate between arabesques and sleep,
fugaciously spasmodic in fluxes and leaps.
I'm indifferent to the misanthropic mocking,
that welltering inflection that I call plockingism.
It's their cheeky syncopated schisms that I rebut,
and yet they slantathunt for the right...
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Categories:
word play,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon Revisited- -
Vogon ReVisited—
Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged;
Visible referring light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic,
vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers;
Can be seen by the human eye.
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY?
wazz!!!vitellogenesis...
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Categories:
adventure, analogy, character, journey, moving on, solitude,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Feeding Them Phonusbalonus
That’s jake, said the dewdropper to the bluenose who snorted.
Mind your potatoes, said the wurp. He had had too much footjuice.
The bluenose held a gasper out to the dewdropper. Here.
Nozzled, the wurp stumbled...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Vogon Poetry
She Almost Got a Tootlerack
I do not like to get snootlgsh this early in the day
But I heard this tale from my whartlesnot of a neighbor
And even though she is sometimes titlewhemp
I felt the tale had some merit,...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Twas the Sea Giant of Zoding Fust
Twas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea
Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...
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Categories:
anger,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Devil's Muse
I sold my soul, no soulmate remains,
Just ashes and echoes of celestial chains.
I slipped through the cracks of the devil’s gate,
Now I’m the storm you’ll learn to hate.
Bad ideas bloom like roses with thorns,
I’ll rewrite...
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Categories:
abuse, angst, black love, dark, gothic, holocaust,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Third Worst Clatter of Antimatter
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)
his antennas* whir with rising
he considers going wireless
a dish flying at warp speed
like a...
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Categories:
humor,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Summon Me I'll shall Appear
I am the darkness that falls in to your dreams
The nightmare that last longer throughout the night
The catcher of fear to lock-up the soul
A snatcher of spirit through a night invitation ceremony
The only...
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Categories:
dark, poetry,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
The Speechless
O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Will come two A merry car
Sew dishes A merry...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, character, funny, immigration, international,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Worries Whimsical Woes Vogon Poetry
Written: January 10, 2025
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Wenches of Whimsy and Woe
In the world of the fiddled...
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Categories:
vogon poetry, adventure, appreciation, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
I miss you
I miss you now, miss the scent of your perfume smeared all over my body, just after hugging you tight, feeling our heart signals jamming frequencies around us, miss the melting moisture your hands catches...
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Categories:
friend, hope, how i feel, miss you,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Really Bad Poetry From a Really Good Egg
Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation
...
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Categories:
parody,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.
Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is my lads,
and there is very little chance,
of your return from...
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Categories:
remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world war
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.
The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...
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Categories:
future, heart, lost love, love hurts,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Tribute to my Vogon Valentine
My trusty twagwanger trolblasted me
I’m woken by chitterlings and crampoons
twilling and twonking
I cover my mastificle
And try to hinkle on the bandistrap
As I splurtwangle my lickersplurge
I hear mercifulous melodies
Floating down
I dash to the bubbleblaster
And pick...
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Categories:
humorous, i miss you,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon Bikini
Wakey, wakey, shakey, shakey, earth is quakey, quicky, quicky, git up head down feet up turn round, then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, then turn your inside out -- Far Out!
Shakey,...
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Categories:
appreciation, humorous, meaningful,
Form:
Vogon Poetry