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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...

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Categories: allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Premium Member Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42
Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)

Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not dethrail thee, ignibious twindle.

Ickwad of thrumpus, I salue wack vornage...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon ReVisited- -
Vogon ReVisited—

Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged;
Visible  referring  light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic,
vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers; 
Can be seen by the human eye.
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY?


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Categories: adventure, analogy, character, journey, moving on, solitude,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Feeding Them Phonusbalonus
That’s jake, said the dewdropper to the bluenose who snorted. 
Mind your potatoes, said the wurp.  He had had too much footjuice.
The bluenose held a gasper out to the dewdropper. Here.
Nozzled, the wurp stumbled...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member She almost got a Tootlerack
I do not like to get snootlgsh this early in the day 
But I heard this tale from my whartlesnot of a neighbor
And even though she is sometimes titlewhemp
I felt the tale had some merit,...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon Poetry

Twas the sea giant of zoding fust
Twas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust 
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea 

Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...

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Categories: anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
     he considers going wireless

a dish flying at warp speed
like a...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation 

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Categories: parody,
Form: Vogon Poetry
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.

Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is my lads,
and there is very little chance,
of your return from...

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Categories: remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world war
Form: Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.

The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...

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Categories: future, heart, lost love, love hurts,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The power to fight the beast, like a feast inside the mind, only the beast in me is hard to find. Only to live with a good heart, to love from the start, what inside...

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Categories: anger, angst, anxiety, beauty, blue, deep, power,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member turning red
The same people who are demanding 
I put a suffocating thong over my face
are the same ones who lift sieves from borders
and invite in the slag along with the gold
the ones with no respect for...

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Categories: america, anger, angst, anti bullying,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler Nuddogger
The Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogger irritated in her life.
What did that wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Different faces:
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even with her, I was never quite whole.

My nights too are...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The Process
It isn't strong, It isn't clever
It won't guide you to fairer weather
Won't lead you to clearer water
Or help you better raise our daughter 

See this persona's just a new shoe 
Though it may fit, doesn't...

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Categories: absence, break up, growth, happiness,
Form: Vogon Poetry
MP News in Hindi - News24Ghante
MP News in Hindi  :-  LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !!

Lpg gas tanker reflex-
sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh…...

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Categories: write,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Eliminating the Vogan Queen
Fouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers.  Muddling...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Schematize Science
Esteemed Mr. Elly reveres science
 friendly, Aibohphobia undiagnosed 
always studying, thinking constantly
Azotemic energy, breathing theories 
ideas enlightened, eliciting fawning students
readily schematize and azotize 
enjoying and debating 
behavior – memetic.
ideas of mehitzas, encouraged 
muddy ammocete gently...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Time On Road

In the enmeddling clingsome cleavage
Of the windwrapped menacehugging road
Torchurtoting time turns dangler of sands
You slitrap the solum to seek hideous nook.

The road twisturns on your sleekshoulder 
Oops griplifts you on its saddlekradle oldie
The jeopordized journey...

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Categories: time,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Bubblahoot's Naughty Hoodlecuttu
Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo
Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo
Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung
In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss
Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross
Scratching terthy cangs of drigglyfrock
Zinging away buggly condrax chucrock

Trouble drouble lumps of quundoo...

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Categories: crazy,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Incensed by Vogan TV
Happily ensconced in a glimmering tree
Wearing buckle belts on his pudgy left knee
The old Vogan king took a potshot at me.

My men promptly snatched him up and threw him down
Tore off his wig, his shirt,...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon Poetry
The Doors of the Subconscious
The beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open. 
She has to finish the lunches; then vacuum; sponge the kitchen floor
 And now...

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Categories: introspection, longing, lust,
Form: Vogon Poetry
A Avatar fantasy
A Avatar as green as can be 
Her skin so green that matches her zodiac nature
Her hair are as long silk like vines.
Her shiny armors are to powerful against human nature
A woman warrior indeed she...

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Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagery, poetry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member A Curious Drunk
A drunk has a question
for the bartender

"Hey!! Whazzup mah man!? 
Fill dat to da brim, will ya? 

And Oh, have you been so drunk out of yo 
medulla oblongata ya blurted out 
stuff ya thought...

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Categories: confusion, humor, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Relationship Scrabble
The letters of our language are unique and our own,
creating spellings unheard of and vocabulary unknown.

You send ‘imagidink’ through my ‘soigroundcrete’
and I ‘appberryana’ across your ‘voictalspeak’.
You place ‘forgemory’ below my ‘swimketball’,
I ‘sofchailow’ above ‘phorincall’.

Our gaming...

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Categories: freedom, friendship love, fun,
Form: Vogon Poetry