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Vogon Poetry is very, very bad poetry, considered to be the third worst in the universe, written by Vogons, who are a fictional alien race in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but there is more to vogon poetry. What is vogon in poetry (complete definition)?

Premium Member Mft dear Freinde
Mft dear freinde fraddledert Wheend mft thnkeded ursted yewt, Mft harte is sdanmiftte that yew arst gwond For mft long to see mfte fraddedert tronca more, Mft dear freinde oterrbkkt to mfttet. written October 11, 2021 [For a full definition of...Read More
Categories: desire, friendship, humor, loss,
Form: Vogon

Premium Member Vogon Birthday Party-
wishes sweet as chocolate cake breathing in and out for life sake topsy tervy redbrickery Rock stone hard slab on the cold black ground? unleased dragons on elongated drones! vobrazz vrrrask err 8/13/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021© ...Read More
Categories: analogy, appreciation, birthday, confusion,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member VOGAN UNREST-
Celebrations shock gatherings cries of the breath; And clapping of those masking's while holding their crush; Labor long and hard, while hurdling soft; Spills the just of juice; I can't vue it, just can't vue it... is the Vogon's contest? 7/17/21 Written...Read More
Categories: adventure, analogy, anxiety, stress,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member A VOGON DAY OF WORK-
vErY if often those of the Vogan after often: Very variously visions mouth earrings on the feet; Of the crushing ones; ViCtoRy is never loss, trials won; Various cillimeters away craning moduals restrains; Vogan pass word is VU cin-computerized tenure; Of the...Read More
Categories: adventure, analogy, character, community,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member The Krutsinger Challenge
Consluggerdy me Krutsinger exkackled De fognatterity soe noisis disfractled, De phleganotchel ripsodis me impractid Sos see Caren me pitchel me shellack ed. written June 15, 2021 dedicated to Caren Krutsinger...Read More
Categories: humor, humorous, nonsense, poetry,
Form: Vogon

Shattered Matters
Pick it Up that There in Front of You then Throw it Over There Behind You where you Once were Before When you Stepped out Your door and Walked Passed Other People's glass Houses all the while Smiling knowing that you Threw the first Stone at Your Very Own ...Read More
Categories: adventure, dog, fishing, funny
Form: Vogon
What does the light ho for the vast u Vniverse our spaceship was vflying erratically svomething was vrong I attract the virus Computer vucks vzzz, vrzzz It was an epic Vaga the song vooked on them My favorite band...Read More
Categories: adventure, anxiety, space, word
Form: Vogon
Premium Member VOGONS RULES-
When they speak they do get seek ta feel Zzzxer crackers in versa von Do they run from veggonize ankles Eating expunged various vogon crumbs Do these aliens have pancreas Do they even have veet can they dance Vogons they...Read More
Categories: analogy, anxiety, character, fantasy,
Form: Vogon
Verdigris on bronze viv anchors in mud’s delta. Grim steps keep going… A strange fear: the sea, biting like thorny scrub… On salty tears, a rodeo nimbly rides, life’s pain death-dusting the land… Still seeking a fortress? (12/30/20: ’98 Carver Mariner 350 DMS) ...Read More
Categories: allusion,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Feeding Them Phonusbalonus
That’s jake, said the dewdropper to the bluenose who snorted. Mind your potatoes, said the wurp. He had had too much footjuice. The bluenose held a gasper out to the dewdropper. Here. Nozzled, the wurp stumbled...Read More
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member turning red
The same people who are demanding I put a suffocating thong over my face are the same ones who lift sieves from borders and invite in the slag along with the gold the ones with no respect for...Read More
Categories: america, anger, angst, anti
Form: Vogon
Vyou r not vin control --zzzzzz! Vloom not for vyour soul -vzzzzzzz ! The vwind vhas left vat atmospheres compression Zzzz! Vconcludes this conversation Vearthlings Vzzzzz! Vready your minds you're not vready yet Vsleep, vas vwe vtake vaway your vdiminished capacity --vzzzz! Veep's --vsleep VOGANIANS...Read More
Categories: adventure, allegory, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member DEVOID of WORDS
... --- ... !!! ??? ... --- ... ...Read More
Categories: nonsense, word play,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Ola Voganista
Like wordy lorz midst mi are crewding Flertish high yon hillex hols Daffhead lines earthed vales and poodling O'er vostice valey boozer bols. With kumquats. ...Read More
Categories: nonsense,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Beware
The rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming, Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming; Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling, Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling! Beete stell ere yethle flagorns craithen yere eise, Ort smoothle yourn mithredoons bakk toon codry...Read More
Categories: dark, fantasy, fear, fun,
Form: Vogon

Specific Types of Vogon Poems

Definition | What is Vogon in Poetry?