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Vogon Poems

Note: The forms for these poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.



List of New Poems

PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Thumbs Up Devy Sunshine Vogon how i feel, humanity,
48 Awesome street SillyToy Boys Vogon 10th grade, africa, arabic,
That Cute Little Smile Elizabeth Antwi Vogon beautiful, blessing, cheer up,
Intellectual Architects Freddie Robinson Jr. Vogon imagery, silly, smart, surreal,
Hide the Details Freddie Robinson Jr. Vogon allegory, fun, metaphor, word
Premium Member Poem Vogon Love Team PoetrySoup Vogon i love you, love,
I know your knees Robert Warlov Vogon humor,
A Avatar fantasy Nagella Jean-Baptiste Vogon adventure, fantasy, imagery, poetry,
Dear Stranger Leo Mbalamana Leo Mbalamana Vogon arabic, art, august, baptism,
The Process Christian Howes Vogon absence, break up, growth,
There Was No Choice Damian Cranney Vogon remember, remembrance day, soldier,
what thorns have pipping stars Vogon art,
The Stars Of A Beautiful Constellation Andrew Crisci Vogon age, beautiful, creation, emo,
Premium Member Poem THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER Kim Rodrigues Vogon humor,
Over Mine barun lama Vogon care, caregiving, dream, february,
Premium Member Poem CHRISTMAS CATACLYSM Kim Rodrigues Vogon humor,
Premium Member Poem WORST DAY Kim Rodrigues Vogon earth, planet,
Premium Member Poem Different faces: White Wolf Vogon silly,
Is the Church Moving Chimezie Ihekuna Vogon devotion, faith,
Money Justin Fields Vogon baseball,
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ James Lennim Vogon africa,
Love ayanda mabaso Vogon first love,
The Doors of the Subconscious Daniel Biocchi Vogon introspection, longing, lust,
Premium Member Poem for the world catherine labeau Vogon butterfly, cry,
Sophie's Sofa Sam Blake Vogon addiction, bird, child, confusion,
Vogon poem scott thirtyseven Vogon love,
Migel your habs RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY Vogon nonsense,
Premium Member Poem Revealed Ninette Carey Vogon betrayal, fantasy, freedom,
Premium Member Poem NEWS FLASH daver austin Vogon humor,
Premium Member Poem Hotwired D.W. Rodgers Vogon slam,
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116 Rick Eichelberg Vogon silly,

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Vogon Poems. Examples of Vogon and a list of poems in the correct poetic form and technique. Share and read Vogon poetry while accessing rules, topics, ideas, and a comprehensive literary definition of a Vogon.

Brief Definition

A Vogon poem is a type of poem invented by writer Douglas Adams in his science-fiction fantasy series The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy. Known first and foremost for their bureaucratic unpleasantness, Vogons are fictional aliens who come from the planet Vogsphere to tear down the Earth to build an intergalactic highway express route in its place. One of their most famous traits is the fact that they write "the third worst poetry in The universe."

In different iterations of The Hitchhiker's Guide, from Douglas Adams's BBC radio series to a Hitchhiker's Guide interactive fiction game which was later made by Infocom, several different examples of Vogon poetry can be found. One poem's reading is said, in Adams's imagined universe, to have been so bad that it killed four audience members from internal bleeding when it was read.

Stylistically it is loosely comparable to nonsense verse, and may bring to mind another famous poem, Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." 

Vogon Poem Example

Hotwired

Hotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just  I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off that is
gee whiz
can’t ya take a joke?
Lost in smoke
years since last toke 
days since last drink
I think.
As ya'll can see
rhyme don't agree 
with me, 
so back to blank 
slate, mate
and the cheque's 
on you.
Iambic to the core
commonman’s  snore
such a bore.
Straight from the soul
infinite whole
or is that hole,
wasn’t  this 
supposed to be 
erotica?
Never know
have to go
Now.

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