Vogon Poems | Definition and Examples of Vogon Poetry

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Example and Definition of Vogon

A Vogon poem is a type of poem invented by writer Douglas Adams in his science-fiction fantasy series The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy. Known first and foremost for their bureaucratic unpleasantness, Vogons are fictional aliens who come from the planet Vogsphere to tear down the Earth to build an intergalactic highway express route in...Read More

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Categories: addiction, america, corruption, culture,
Premium MemberCASINOS CALLING
by Line Gauthier
With their flashing lights
And enticing bells
Hustle and bustle
Excitement abounds
Heart thumping rhythm
And music fast-paced
Loud speakers blaring
Machines everywhere:
Look into my eyes
You are hypnotized
It’s only money
Can’t take it...

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Categories: humor
I know your knees
by Robert Warlov
         Last Quack Poetry
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I Know Your Knees so...

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Categories: arabic, art, august, baptism,
Dear Stranger Leo Mbalamana
by Leo Mbalamana

Every beginning has its end
Do not just depend on a friend 
In times of recent such bonds can decent
But if you pull up your sleeve...

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Categories: absence, break up, growth,
The Process
by Christian Howes
It isn't strong, It isn't clever
It won't guide you to fairer weather
Won't lead you to clearer water
Or help you better raise our daughter 

See this...

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Categories: remember, remembrance day, soldier,
There Was No Choice
by Damian Cranney
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.

Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is...

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Categories: art
what thorns have
by pipping stars
what thorns have
how many have
all have
drip
drip drip
how many drops
clubbed from your head
down dripping your brow
how heavy was the cross
you bore
how bloody
was
your
back
answer me with silence
i see...

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Categories: age, beautiful, creation, emo,
The Stars Of A Beautiful Constellation
by Andrew Crisci
If we had the brilliance of stars,
we wouldn't be joyless beings.

We'll ask the somber moon to tell us tales,
and forever under her charm, we'll be...

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Categories: humor
Premium MemberTHIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
by Kim Rodrigues
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
    ...

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Categories: care, caregiving, dream, february,
Over Mine
by barun lama
You hold my hand
Fingers crossed over mine

Told me that we will be fine
Fingers crossed over mine

Smiled and kissed me on my head
Fingers crossed over mine

Gave...

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Categories: humor
Premium MemberCHRISTMAS CATACLYSM
by Kim Rodrigues
Christmas day on planet E
each pine tree
deliciously planted
uprooted

the sky is tinsillated, stars replaced by screwy bulbs

and to top it all off – mind you, like...

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Categories: earth, planet
Premium MemberWORST DAY
by Kim Rodrigues
third worst in the universe
spinning out of control
out of control

O
  U
     T

        O
...

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Categories: silly
Premium MemberDifferent faces:
by White Wolf
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even...

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Categories: devotion, faith
Is the Church Moving
by Chimezie Ihekuna
He has been born with the power to control
He sees the things around him are in a row
He observes what those things are meticulously
He thinks...

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Categories: baseball
Money
by Justin Fields
Money is a bad thing
but it could be good
like donating to the poor
so they could have more
But it could be bad.....
like people worshiping money
and being...

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Categories: africa
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ
by James Lennim
INDIA VS WEST INDIES STREAM SCORE TROLLZ


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Categories: first love
Love
by ayanda mabaso
love is based on love you do not need to bag someone to love you can start by loving your self.    ...

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Categories: introspection, longing, lust
The Doors of the Subconscious
by Daniel Biocchi
The beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open. 
She has to finish...

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Categories: butterfly, cry
Premium Memberfor the world
by catherine labeau
I wrote alit from the mine
the turkey not a mind
of digging the best out of a hole
to get the liver the heart and the neck
and...

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Categories: addiction, bird, child, confusion,
Sophie's Sofa
by Sam Blake
An elusive pedestal amidst the lights darkens the lounge
And many drink with a glittering eye of scorn
And the snickers only make the room spin faster
And...

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Categories: love
Vogon poem
by scott thirtyseven
Vogon Love Poem attempt NO. 1

I lay here alpaisd
my ugataala resting on your terangela
held captive
by your radiant pherisloosums
listening to you kyrroud rhythmical snrootum
dmyeluc of loocatagle
if...

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Categories: nonsense
Migel your habs
by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY

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Categories: betrayal, fantasy, freedom
Premium MemberRevealed
by Ninette Carey
I will not play this for the rest of my days
Their is nothing to gain
All done in vain
You got what you came for
I know who...

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Categories: humor
Premium MemberNEWS FLASH
by daver austin
NEWS FLASH

get a load of this
utah backward is a sneeze
forgive me utes, please

Dave Austin
...

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Categories: slam
Premium MemberHotwired
by D.W. Rodgers
Hotwired the orgasmatron
headed out on sixty-nine
know there’s nothin up ahead
and even less behind.
Pagination, pixilation
nothing seems to work
maybe just  I’m gettin old
maybe just a jerk
off...

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Categories: silly
Ode 32 111 102 32 97 32 98 97 108 108 32 111 102 32 115 110 111 116
by Rick Eichelberg
See, see the splurptious sky
Marvel at its big Mauve depths.
Tell me, dingle, do you
Wonder why the Aardvark ignores you?

Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Crappy.
I...

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