Veep Poems - Poems about Veep

Continental Summer Rental

...Well it's Summer again 
Let's vacation my friend 
Tell me, where should we go?

If you swear not to tell
I heard Greenland's for sale
But I really don't know 

It came straight from the VEEP
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Rinkydinks: Volume 2

...ini.

Q: What is a day in the life depiction of the First Family on view in the rotunda of the White House?
A: An Obama diorama.

Q: What is a doctor who operates on a big fish to remove the roe?
A: A sturgeon surgeon.

Q: What disease did the star of "Veep" get from drinking unbottled water when she was in India?
A: Julia Louis-Dreyfus typhus.

Q: What is a debutante dance for snakes, alligators, etc.?
A: A reptilian cotillion.

Q: How do pe...

And Make It a L-O-O-O-O-N-G One

...As POTUS he fled from Afghanistan
     abandoning our troops in the sand 

   As VEEP he kowtowed to the Mullahs
     sent billions to the sponsors of Hamas and Hezbollah

   In Jerusalem today...

Gaslighting

...Fake news covers up for every Biden lie
projecting on to Trump to demonize
Yet the truth leaks out to their own demise.

Trump is Putin puppet yet Trump kept Putin in check
Biden lost Ukraine wi...

Trifolium Pollinated Courtesy Bombus

...Trifolium pollinated courtesy bombus

Before landscapers mow swaths
across undulating waves of clover
(the father/daughter team
usually cut grass every Tuesday)
bumblebees alight from one to an...

Extra Extra Trumpasaurus Extinction

...Extra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction...
iz only wishful thinking

Political polls whether advisory still consider 
forty fifth president 
dangerous, hazardous, lymphomatous...
known to wield...

Am I Proud

...My son the veep, am I proud? You bet!
Knew from the start, it's as great as it gets
My Scottie was special
Such a clever young devil
From a very early age, a winner, no sweat...

Revered Traditions

...~ Back Then ~ 

One, a Cabinet Officer
  the other, a Veep
disagreed about policy
  their feelings ran deep

They'd end their discord
  by means of a duel
Burr and Hamilton
  brave pair of ...

Veep-Veep

...We have a Veep named Harris
  by her I am embarassed

Has she been to the southern border
  (You'd think the question was murder)

I haven't been to Europe, she replies
  She wiggles and squir...

One Moon Honeymoon

...Smiles and hugs all around
  Champagne paints the town
President-elect waves with his Veep
  Campaign workers laugh and they weep

The Campaign basks in its glory
  Tonight's no time for invent...

Cosmically Deep

...COSMICALLY DEEP

Did the garden weep
With the ungrateful sweep
Of their covetous hands? Deep
Was the pit of their pickpocket. Sleep
Thought merciful and kind, allowed not a peep
From their ros...

A Chip Off the Old Writer's Block

...Strikes relentlessly thrashing
     (from all points
     encompassing me) assigned
unforgivingly, vehemently,
     witheringly, blind
ding figurative sight, then
    I finally craft a title,
...

Recompence

...A member of the cast
Of "Hamilton," addressing Pence,
Implored him to do right by all,
On both sides of the fence.

With knowledge of how he believes,
It made a lot of sense
Although, from som...

Dear My Wife

...Poem for my wife 

My dear, my wife, you're my life .
no not crying in my mistec 
you and our son my life. 
Give me one more opportunity.
You're my veep my hart 
forget that all maiter 
sorry all the...

Limerick: Once a Veep In a Vip Lounge

...Limerick : Once a Veep in a V.I.P. Lounge

Once a Veep in a V.I.P. Lounge
Laid low till Mary Lynn took the plunge
Then put on airs of Chief
Whipped her in the mischief
Till the Chief threw in the blo...

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