Best Veep Poems

Limerick : Once a Veep in a V.I.P. Lounge

Once a Veep in a V.I.P. Lounge
Laid low till Mary Lynn took the plunge
Then put on airs...

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I knew I couldn’t get to sleep
Unless I watched Veep versus Veep;
‘Cause after last week’s dull debate,
I hoped that this would set things straight.

So Biden...

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We have a Veep named Harris
  by her I am embarassed

Has she been to the southern border
  (You'd think the question was murder)

I...

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Trifolium pollinated courtesy bombus

Before landscapers mow swaths
across undulating waves of clover
(the father/daughter team
usually cut grass every Tuesday)
bumblebees alight from one to another flower.

Meanwhile, I lie...

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Strikes relentlessly thrashing
     (from all points
     encompassing me) assigned
unforgivingly, vehemently,
     witheringly, blind
ding figurative...

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My son the veep, am I proud? You bet!
Knew from the start, it's as great as it gets
My Scottie was special
Such a clever young devil
From...

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COSMICALLY DEEP

Did the garden weep
With the ungrateful sweep
Of their covetous hands? Deep
Was the pit of their pickpocket. Sleep
Thought merciful and kind, allowed not a peep
From...

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Fake news covers up for every Biden lie
projecting on to Trump to demonize
Yet the truth leaks out to their own demise.

Trump is Putin puppet yet...

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~ Back Then ~ 

One, a Cabinet Officer
  the other, a Veep
disagreed about policy
  their feelings ran deep

They'd end their discord
  by...

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Poem for my wife 

My dear, my wife, you're my life .
no not crying in my mistec 
you and our son my life. 
Give me...

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A member of the cast
Of "Hamilton," addressing Pence,
Implored him to do right by all,
On both sides of the fence.

With knowledge of how he believes,
It made...

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Extra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction...
iz only wishful thinking

Political polls whether advisory still consider 
forty fifth president 
dangerous, hazardous, lymphomatous...
known to wield violent blows,
his delusional perception analogous 
to fable...

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Smiles and hugs all around
  Champagne paints the town
President-elect waves with his Veep
  Campaign workers laugh and they weep

The Campaign basks in its...

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As POTUS he fled from Afghanistan
     abandoning our troops in the sand 

   As VEEP he kowtowed to the...

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