Rinkydinks: Volume 2

Q: Who is the current Chief of Staff? A: The resident President. Q: What is an old, lame, deaf, half-blind Sherlock Holmes? A: A defective detective. Q: Who is the magician who ate all the pasta when no one was looking? A: The linguini Houdini. Q: What is a day in the life depiction of the First Family on view in the rotunda of the White House? A: An Obama diorama. Q: What is a doctor who operates on a big fish to remove the roe? A: A sturgeon surgeon. Q: What disease did the star of "Veep" get from drinking unbottled water when she was in India? A: Julia Louis-Dreyfus typhus. Q: What is a debutante dance for snakes, alligators, etc.? A: A reptilian cotillion. Q: How do people in third-world countries view America's "open door" policy? A: As an immigration invitation. Q: Selfridge's was a fine example of what kind of department store? A: A Victorian emporium. Q: Where would you be if you found yourself trapped between this world and another? A: In dimension suspension.