Continental Summer Rental

Well it's Summer again 
Let's vacation my friend 
Tell me, where should we go?

If you swear not to tell
I hear Greenland's for sale
But I really don't know 

It came straight from the VEEP
We can get it dirt cheap
Cuz they lost all that snow

We'll keep drilling for oil
Steal the gold from their soil
That way, nothing will grow

So pack passport and bags
Some American flags
Baby, let's start this show

With our vigor and verve
We can muster our nerve
And then tell them to blow
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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August 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
LOL!! Hate him or love him...that Trump guy has got real b.lls! He simply does not give a rat's tail. Enjoyed your amusing little ditty, Randy. :) john
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