Continental Summer Rental

Well it's Summer again Let's vacation my friend Tell me, where should we go? If you swear not to tell I heard Greenland's for sale But I really don't know It came straight from the VEEP We can get it dirt cheap Cuz they lost all that snow We'll keep drilling for oil Steal the gold from their soil That way, nothing will grow So pack passport and bags Some American flags Baby, let's start this show With our vigor and verve We can muster our nerve And then tell them to blow