Up To Date Poems - Poems about Up To Date

...You were frail, frailer still your fate, I wonder how fate-beguiled, Your sad eyes must have looked for me, O my ill-fated child. And far away to welcome you, No time had you to wait, To get......Read the rest...

...A poet’s journey as goes on A winding wobbly road That hath many ups and downs known, To me it scarce sounds odd Were he to see dusk with the dawn, And pens a Palinode. Comes old age and co......Read the rest...

...Wish she would show me some leg an eighty-year old guy said. Three of his cousins turned around and flashed old Ed. He laughed so hard, his teeth flew out of his brittle mouth. That was hilarious!......Read the rest...

...I like leftovers, especially when it comes to soup. Brought back by popular demand. They say that soup is better after it sits for a few days. Stewing in its juices, mixing time with truths. ......Read the rest...

...Where art thou unknown spellcaster? If in fact such a female and/or male exists an insufferable existence clamors for surcease against riptide of ineradicable anguish. Living hand to mouth f......Read the rest...

...(To be sang to the tune of Cruella De Ville) Priscilla DeVille, Priscilla DeVille If she doesnt marry you another one will to date her is a costly bill priscilla, priscilla shes like an wid......Read the rest...

...I was going on a blind date, hoping it would be fate. I heard him before I saw him,I wasn’t sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me. Just to hear his voice made him seem so hot to me. Dark......Read the rest...

... Looking back having God's good hand throughout my life, I can testify of His goodness and mercy for He's heard my constant cry A few highlights along the way being adopted soon after birth ......Read the rest...

...There was a crooked house in a crooked part of town Where you could down a pint or two and let your life calm down A place to relax and to de-stress with friends and glass or two. Yes we loved......Read the rest...

...I was seven when we departed for East Africa and what a journey lay ahead of us. First the Suez canal which felt like you could touch the opposite bank as we sailed through them. We saw plenty o......Read the rest...

...I sit next to you, I have never seen such beauty in my life. My beautiful, darling wife, I have seen you stand in front of this mirror a million times, And not once have I wanted to l......Read the rest...

...What an unexpected pleasurable delightful surprise. Her blind date is an aluminum robot with giant green eyes. He is trying to be charming, and she is pretending to listen. But the tears in her ey......Read the rest...

...The black-throated blue warbler is wee and cute, But to a caterpillar he is a brute. With a sweet melody, he attracts his mate, And they eat spiders when they go on a date....Read the rest...

...“Dragons don’t live up to the talk. I’ll find a way to fix the wagon”, Opined the jealous Jabberwock, “Of the scaly, lummox dragon.” This foul fiend then, most inhumanely, Pausing to munch ......Read the rest...

... So, can you afford this place by yourself? Yeah, I did the maths. ­Okay, I’ll take the washing machine, you take the couches. You're kidding, the washing machine was a pre......Read the rest...