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The Night New York Slept
...It was one solemn, long night, Tenebrous with the astuteness of perfidy, And multiple hours before the break of an Impatient dawn. Lampposts froze through the pergola of winter. Limp from exposu......

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Categories: unprintable, city, new york,
Form: Free verse
And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War
...And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War Preface: On the evening of April 14, 1865, while attending a special performance of the comedy, "Our American Cousin," Presiden......

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Categories: unprintable, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Matthew delivers his latest bullet tin
...Matthew delivers his latest bullet – tin... from the Harris-Walz front where liberal minded socially progressive electorate doth agonizingly grunt targeted in crosshairs scoped out eager and ......

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Categories: unprintable, absence, america, angel, august,
Form: Free verse
Who is was Jamie Ashworth
...Who is/was Jamie Ashworth? Written roundabout October 31st 2017, yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue Jimmy Neutron Spongebob SquarePants exists about real or imagined gal in question, and pres......

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Categories: unprintable, adventure, america, angel, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
**** Hat
...**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green ......

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Categories: unprintable, crazy, funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Notices From Your Watch Woman On the Wall Part Three
...17) President Joe Biden's Wokism agenda: The Critical Race Theory, CRT, The 1619 Project, Black Lives Matter and The American Communist Party, 18) The LGBTQ'S take over of our: publi......

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Categories: unprintable, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose
Making Out
...Her head was on last night. She has many different heads - there interchangeable. She's no potato head though just a figure of speech and expression with lots of playful parts. When her hea......

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Categories: unprintable, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Struggle To Write
...Struggle to write Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night twilight zone expanding into outer limits of width and height obscuring webb......

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Categories: unprintable, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Journaling
...He wrote poems that were indicative of blueberries soaked in vinegar. He wrote of the shadows between light and dark, but mostly he counted the gray hairs of thinning memories. The more he ......

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Categories: unprintable, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Ford's Theater April 15th 1865
...Ford's Theater, April 15th, 1865... Petersen House, Washington, D.C. I admit to own a passion for the Civil War in general, and the life and death of the sixteenth president in particular bet......

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Categories: unprintable, absence, age, america, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme
If I Were a Comedian
...If I were a comedian in this life, Today would have been my worst nightmare, With nothing funny happening on my way to writing this. The pigeons left me with an unmarked suit, My bus was on tim......

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Categories: unprintable, abuse, age, cancer, career,
Form: Burlesque
My Friends Are Among the Stars
...Clearest of crystals, each of them a pearl, Like drops of dew on the lotus leaf in sunshine: You came into my life, filled it with joys unique And just as suddenly left me and went away. Abandone......

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Categories: unprintable, appreciation, friend, friendship, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Thats a Moray
...[An offering for fans of Dean Martin... or not. More or less to the tune of ‘That’s Amore’ (not the ‘In Napoli’ bit), this is the cleaned up version of an unprintable original. In UK ‘Old Fellow’ ......

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Categories: unprintable, fish, humorous, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Bereft of Friendship
...My friends are among the stars Clearest of crystals, each of them a pearl, Like drop of dew on the lotus leaf in sunshine: You came into my life, filled it with joys unique And just as suddenly l......

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Categories: unprintable, appreciation, friend, friendship, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Disgusting Fish Habits
...Never drink water, fish do disgusting things in it Like washing their fins and other stuff I can't print But there are certain habits Also done by rabbits Now that's downright unprintable......

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Categories: unprintable, funny,
Form: Limerick

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