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Feelings and the Price of Underwear

What I want wanted
Is all that I want.

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Girls - girls in Calvin Klein
Thong girls, girls in pink purple
Red Red Red lace girls
Who sit silently in cars
Your windshield
Charm hitting rhythmically the wall
Chokes
Better
Judgement
Like

Victoria Secret lace going for Thirty-Five going for Thirty-Four surely no less than Thirty-Three million lives lost in sweat shops.

Shop Girls!
Sweat Girls!

Red girls in Red shops and Red cheeks
And pretty pink bits
In their pretty pink bits
All lace and want.

You want this delicate labour.
Of skin, of Cotton.
34D and it's made just for you.
This took eighteen years.
You'll find me in my panties drawer

When you like - 
Our range is extraordinary.
Have you seen the peach? The clementine?
We don't really sell the pineapple, but you can take her for a spin if you're feeling a little naughty.

Wet baskets spill like the want of your beating wallet.

Tribute to underwear

(Rondel).
Microfibre jocks survive,
After humanity is gone,.
Plastics shall linger on,
Even when no humans alive.....

Bombs above do dive,
Was our peace almighty gone?
Microfibre jocks survive,
After humanity is gone......

Plastics bags, nappies thrive,
People do dying swan,
Created that first cyclotron,
Humans do hostile jive,
MIcrofibre jocks survive.



Underwear life

Underwear life
Live like underwear
Though you help and protect nobody care
Hidden behind clothes
Suffer  and fart dose
They take me off and put me on 
Just use, abuse, and left alone
No one hear me cry
Nor does anyone care, I live or die 
Just a piece of garment
Give pleasure and get torment

Premium Member Fleece Underwear

Welcome all you morally impaired 

Where men are men and the sheep are scared

Though I can't help but think 

How much you'd have to drink

To forget what many others dared

You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life

You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life
i begged for my dad 
dripping bloody,
pants, underwear running low dangling on my knees
"please pick me up, im..maiden lane..? i'm scared dad. it's dark. and i don't know where i am please.."
i cried 
aching painfully, 
"i'm on my way, stay right there. telephone box?" 
"mhm.." i cried like dying dog. 
the click of the phone as he hung up, 
pained into my creeping silence 
i swallowed into myself, 
dripping in the puddle of blood,
that stains my underwear dangling at feet
i press for the pain to mellow but 
of course, it doesn't
and blur my vision into the tears streaming bloody hot down my cheeks 
feeling my burnt blonde hair and smeared mascara along and in my eyes
the date did not end well
especially when i had to cry to my dad to take me home


Premium Member THE DEVIL WANTS YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR---SCARED

The devil wants to see you in your underwear;
That's when he knows your not in public;
You are covered in shame and you're scared;
The piece of minor cloth covering, under your covering;
For he know God's gonna ask, where you are;
And he knows God going to look to and fro;
Who told you you were naked
Who told you to cover yourself
Who told you you're in shame
Your sin so easily beset thee
The devil wants to see you in your underwear;
That's when he knows your not in public;
You are covered in shame and you're scared;
devil wants you and all you have
Have not is to be plentiful because you got you need is the Lord


5/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024

Premium Member Indian Brand Underwear

An underwear brand called “Indian”
The reason for the name is simple so listen
They tend to CREEP UP
In the crack of my butt
The commercial shows this guy a-pickin'

Premium Member Discussing Womens Underwear

How about using a soft comfy material?
You are being silly. Those materials are for men.
Women like being uncomfortable.
Having the tight elastic garter belt stuck in their crack.
Rubbing against their cheeks, rubbing them raw and red.

Okay, what about this idea – giving them some open legged underwear. 
Are you crazy? So someone else can reach under there and get my goods?
Your goods?  I thought they were MY goods.

My grandma said that pantaloons were great; they came off and on fast.
Your grandma said this!
Before grandpa snapped a chastity belt on her of course.

Old Valentine's Underwear

Thanks to my Sister, master of poetry
I have a Valentine's offer to remember
Should u spy someone with open fly
Ask, "I'd love to borrow your underwear"

CAUTION: If ViCTIM'S FACE BECOMES CONTORTED, it's wiser to RUN TO FREDERICKS OR VICTORIAS SECRET.

Premium Member Changing Underwear

Wrote one a while ago about the changing times
This one's about changing underwear preventing crime
You can tell when strangers
Are aware of the dangers
Wearing gas masks to avoid human race decline!

Premium Member Underwear

Underwear so varied
Unpublished, well, not now
Unconcealed, all can view
Uncovered, unashamed
Unblushing for the world
Unfurled, unblocked designs
Unchaste attitude girls  

And boys/men

Online syllable counter
1Underwear so varied 6
2Unpublished, well, not now 6
3Unconcealed, all can view 6
4Uncovered, unashamed 6
5Unblushing for the world 6
6Unfurled, unblocked designs 6
7Unchaste attitude girls 6



Contest: Pleiades U
Date: 04/30/2021
Sponsor: Kim Merryman

Premium Member Underwear, Me and Stand-Up Comedy

Underwear, Me and Stand Up Comedy


Nothing quite as truly embarrassing,
Other than standing in front of strangers
unconsciously undressing.


Imagine, if you will, being alone on a stage, doing a comedy act.
And you feel your underwear fall to your
ankles which was, indeed, a real fact.


Luckily I was wearing a long, black dress!
When I felt my winter underwear at my
ankles, I was in a state of distress!


Please don't ask me why!
But I just bent over and threw them over
my shoulder toward the sky.


The audience hysterically laughed,
At my most embarrassing costume gaffe!
And~~ I did not miss a beat.


What's one to do when the act is over?
I found them hanging on the bass drum.
I thanked the warm audience, and took them and a cab home for relief and cover.

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This was a true event, in my days doing stand up comedy. One of the best  and happiest times of my life. Panagiota Romios
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                               July 5, 2020
                               3:30 pm PST

Premium Member Thing-A-Ma-Gigs Hate Underwear

Thing-a-ma-gigs seldom wear underwear
Preferring bare skin to breeze in the air
With satisfaction
Hope for a reaction
Frankly you squirrels, most of us do not care.

Premium Member The Underwear Dance

The underwear dance was scheduled for a Tuesday
But postponed twice so we could order new things on Amazon
And finally cancelled by the principal who caught wind of it
From Kalie, the biggest blabber mouth in school
Who was also his granddaughter, and felt an obligation to her grandpa
Having our own grandpas, we decided to forgive her.
My parents will be out of town this weekend, so they will be having it here.
Eureka! Score! Unless the cops come, for my uncle is a cop.
Let me rethink this.....

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