Underwear Poems - Poems about Underwear

You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life i begged for my dad dripping bloody, pants, underwear running low dangling on my knees "please pick me up, im..maiden lane..? i'm scared dad....Read the rest...

The devil wants to see you in your underwear; That's when he knows your not in public; You are covered in shame and you're scared; The piece of minor cloth covering, under your covering; For he know God's gonna...Read the rest...

An underwear brand called “Indian” The reason for the name is simple so listen They tend to CREEP UP In the crack of my butt The commercial shows this guy a-pickin'...Read the rest...

Erotic Poems I Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101 by Michael R. Burch Building her brand, she disrobes, naked, except for her earlobes. Erotic Errata by Michael R. Burch I didn’t mean to love you; if I did, it came unbid- en, and should’ve remained...Read the rest...

How about using a soft comfy material? You are being silly. Those materials are for men. Women like being uncomfortable. Having the tight elastic garter belt stuck in their crack. Rubbing against their cheeks, rubbing them raw and red. Okay,...Read the rest...

Thanks to my Sister, master of poetry I have a Valentine's offer to remember Should u spy someone with open fly Ask, "I'd love to borrow your underwear" CAUTION: If ViCTIM'S FACE BECOMES CONTORTED, it's wiser to RUN TO...Read the rest...

Wrote one a while ago about the changing times This one's about changing underwear preventing crime You can tell when strangers Are aware of the dangers Wearing gas masks to avoid human race decline!...Read the rest...

Underwear so varied Unpublished, well, not now Unconcealed, all can view Uncovered, unashamed Unblushing for the world Unfurled, unblocked designs Unchaste attitude girls And boys/men Online syllable counter 1Underwear so varied 6 2Unpublished, well, not now 6 3Unconcealed, all can view 6 4Uncovered, unashamed 6 5Unblushing...Read the rest...

Underwear, Me and Stand Up Comedy Nothing quite as truly embarrassing, Other than standing in front of strangers unconsciously undressing. Imagine, if you will, being alone on a stage, doing a comedy act. And you feel your underwear fall to...Read the rest...

Thing-a-ma-gigs seldom wear underwear Preferring bare skin to breeze in the air With satisfaction Hope for a reaction Frankly you squirrels, most of us do not care....Read the rest...

The underwear dance was scheduled for a Tuesday But postponed twice so we could order new things on Amazon And finally cancelled by the principal who caught wind of it From Kalie, the biggest blabber mouth in school Who...Read the rest...

They cry for your vote, So go in your underwear, forty percent won't....Read the rest...

It's my underwear riding up and down, everywhere. These under garments bind be they silk or cotton refined. There they go again every time I bend with the slip and flow of...Read the rest...

Stop leaving your dirty underwear everywhere You have a cheating heart I can see it in your eyes Can’t you see this an’t meet to be Monia Lisa Jennifer All have your polo underwear hanging at there house with your initial stitch...Read the rest...

A thought just occurred to me as I sit in my chair What if peace suddenly broke out, what a bloody scare No crimes committed Those on trial are acquitted We'll run around naked chanting “no more underwear!” ...Read the rest...