Underwear Poems

Mother's Sister's Underwear

auntie's
panties

Underwear life

Underwear life
Live like underwear
Though you help and protect nobody care
Hidden behind clothes
Suffer  and fart dose
They take me off and put me on 
Just use, abuse, and left alone
No one hear me cry
Nor does anyone care, I live or die 
Just a piece of garment
Give pleasure and get torment 

Fleece Underwear

Welcome all you morally impaired 

Where men are men and the sheep are scared

Though I can't help but think 

How much you'd have to drink

To forget what many others dared

You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life

You have never understood the fear in my voice, shaking and quivering, for life
i begged for my dad 
dripping bloody,
pants, underwear running low dangling on my knees
"please pick me up, im..maiden lane..? i'm scared dad. it's dark. and i don't know where i am please.."
i cried 
aching painfully, 
"i'm on my way, stay right there.

THE DEVIL WANTS YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR---SCARED

The devil wants to see you in your underwear;
That's when he knows your not in public;
You are covered in shame and you're scared;
The piece of minor cloth covering, under your covering;
For he know God's gonna ask, where you are;
And he knows God going to look to and fro;
Who told you you were naked
Who told you

Indian Brand Underwear

An underwear brand called “Indian”
The reason for the name is simple so listen
They tend to CREEP UP
In the crack of my butt
The commercial shows this guy a-pickin'

Erotic Poems I

Erotic Poems I

Marketing 101
by Michael R. Burch

Building her brand, she disrobes,
naked, except for her earlobes.


Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch

I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
it came unbid-
en, and should’ve remained hid-
den! 


Mini-Ode to Stamina
by Michael R. Burch

When you’ve given so much
that I can’t bear your touch,
then from a safe distance
let me admire your

Discussing Womens Underwear

How about using a soft comfy material?
You are being silly. Those materials are for men.
Women like being uncomfortable.
Having the tight elastic garter belt stuck in their crack.
Rubbing against their cheeks, rubbing them raw and red.

Okay, what about this idea – giving them some open legged underwear. 
Are you crazy? So someone else can reach under

Old Valentine's Underwear

Thanks to my Sister, master of poetry
I have a Valentine's offer to remember
Should u spy someone with open fly
Ask, "I'd love to borrow your underwear"

CAUTION: If ViCTIM'S FACE BECOMES CONTORTED, it's wiser to RUN TO FREDERICKS OR VICTORIAS SECRET.

Changing Underwear

Wrote one a while ago about the changing times
This one's about changing underwear preventing crime
You can tell when strangers
Are aware of the dangers
Wearing gas masks to avoid human race decline!

Underwear

Underwear so varied
Unpublished, well, not now
Unconcealed, all can view
Uncovered, unashamed
Unblushing for the world
Unfurled, unblocked designs
Unchaste attitude girls  

And boys/men

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2Unpublished, well, not now 6
3Unconcealed, all can view 6
4Uncovered, unashamed 6
5Unblushing for the world 6
6Unfurled, unblocked designs 6
7Unchaste attitude girls 6



Contest: Pleiades U
Date: 04/30/2021
Sponsor: Kim Merryman

Underwear, Me and Stand-Up Comedy

Underwear, Me and Stand Up Comedy


Nothing quite as truly embarrassing,
Other than standing in front of strangers
unconsciously undressing.


Imagine, if you will, being alone on a stage, doing a comedy act.
And you feel your underwear fall to your
ankles which was, indeed, a real fact.


Luckily I was wearing a long, black dress!
When I felt my winter underwear at

Thing-A-Ma-Gigs Hate Underwear

Thing-a-ma-gigs seldom wear underwear
Preferring bare skin to breeze in the air
With satisfaction
Hope for a reaction
Frankly you squirrels, most of us do not care.

The Underwear Dance

The underwear dance was scheduled for a Tuesday
But postponed twice so we could order new things on Amazon
And finally cancelled by the principal who caught wind of it
From Kalie, the biggest blabber mouth in school
Who was also his granddaughter, and felt an obligation to her grandpa
Having our own grandpas, we decided to forgive her.
My parents

Vote In Your Underwear

They cry for your vote,
So go in your underwear, 
forty percent won't.

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