Underwear Poems - Poems about Underwear

...Under the firmament Vying  to escape the dome  of purgatory A trap which seems permanent Filled with negative energy and pain Stuck on a plain That plays tricks on the brain Driving souls ......Read More

...‘Beasties’ is a bar that’s run for all the local pets It’s quite easily found because it’s next door to the vets The barman is an Emu but he gets it in the neck The locals call him Gregory and whi......Read More

... My morning coffee is a stimulant, it motivates my regularity in an instant. And some mornings if my feet I dare to drag my underwear substitutes for a doggie bag. ......Read More

...Highlights from Highland Manor Courtesy Goofus and Gallant who began their broadly-drawn moral plays in the 1950s, initially depicted as identical twins, but later on, editors for Highlight......Read More

...She hated men Hated everything about them Bordering on the pathological Hated the way they touched her Hated the way they used her She even hated taking their dirty money She did li......Read More

...Death snared me in its icy grip... It brought my end of days. I saw not the bastard coming... First a bus and then the grave. I should have been more measured... Not been idle with my time. B......Read More

...Rum was feeling playful so he went to find a mouse He looked in every nook and cranny right throughout the house But all the mice were sound asleep for it was dark outside And then Rum saw a windo......Read More

... Wake up and rush for the toilet and say my prayers Stomach races trying to catch up to the bowels emptying anxious Chemo the man said it takes a bit to get used to and I’ll ring you Take ......Read More

...Right, I’ve taken what you said on board, and I spoke to Lynn, and she’s definitely up for it. Okay love. Up for what, why does she talk to me when I’m watching the football. Who the hell is Lynn. O......Read More

... I walked into my closet last week dressed in naught but socks and underwear I bent over to pick up my boots surprise-- a furry creature was there So I yelped and jumped back a few steps I’ll......Read More

...knobby bobby underwear out snobby hobby butterfly snout rhyming timing old pig meat shout priming rhyming fun words about......Read More

... The old timers complain nowadays, about how modern technology. Is stealing away all their secrets and, selling everyone's privacy. Information is left up for grabs, exposed for all of the w......Read More

...I steal a little line From here …or ….there A half a quote Still in its underwear Then weave these words Into a threaded quilt Sign my name Feel a bit of guilt For without straw The bricks ......Read More

...Rum and Raisin, on the mat, were playing with their toys Their humans had the tv on to give some background noise Rum said, “Raisin, there is something that I want to do, To meet a man from far aw......Read More

...I wish if I could understand your crazy game. It is driving the world insane. I which If I could understand this crazy game, from we made eye contact life is not the same. Thousands of sea gulls have......Read More