Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

The Underwear Dance

The underwear dance was scheduled for a Tuesday
But postponed twice so we could order new things on Amazon
And finally cancelled by the principal who caught wind of it
From Kalie, the biggest blabber mouth in school
Who was also his granddaughter, and felt an obligation to her grandpa
Having our own grandpas, we decided to forgive her.
My parents will be out of town this weekend, so they will be having it here.
Eureka! Score! Unless the cops come, for my uncle is a cop.
Let me rethink this.....

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M. L. Kiser December 20, 2019 at 12:46 PM Oh boy, an "underwear dance"; now that's original. Back to the little poet's throne room. Caren Krutsinger December 20, 2019 at 2:31 PM Trixie insisted on this title, so I decided to oblige her.

Brenda Chiri December 18, 2019 at 7:46 AM Haha! You have made me smile this morning my dear county friend!;) Caren Krutsinger December 18, 2019 at 10:30 AM I am so glad.

Vladislav Raven December 18, 2019 at 4:58 AM Hi Caren, loved the humorous content of this one. Sounds interesting. Have a wonderful Wednesday. Hugs....Mike. XX Caren Krutsinger December 18, 2019 at 10:30 AM Thank you Vladislav.

Gershon Wolf December 17, 2019 at 9:11 PM Ha, ha! Suggestion: Rethink WHY the cops might come --- They might want to join in the fun, or just gawk. LOL. Good luck! :) gw Caren Krutsinger December 18, 2019 at 10:30 AM They might ....true.

Sandra Adams December 17, 2019 at 8:08 PM lol...this one made me laugh...sounds like a great time...or interesting one...:) Caren Krutsinger December 18, 2019 at 10:31 AM I thought of the title and just went for it.

Alexis Y. December 17, 2019 at 5:34 PM Lol! Caren, This is hilarious! Amazon is not what it's cracked up to be- Alexis Caren Krutsinger December 18, 2019 at 10:31 AM True! But some of the stuff is great!

Rico Leffanta December 17, 2019 at 4:11 PM It must be Christmas! Aloha! Rico Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2019 at 5:34 PM It is Rico!

Ann Foster December 17, 2019 at 2:38 PM hehehehe... Ann Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2019 at 5:34 PM I know right?

Bobby May December 17, 2019 at 1:17 PM LOL, this is GREAT!! Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2019 at 5:35 PM I am afraid of my mother reading this one.

Arturo Michael December 17, 2019 at 1:01 PM You'd better think it OUT... Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2019 at 5:35 PM Too late. It is on paper!

Nisha Dhaka December 17, 2019 at 11:37 AM Lol! Wonderful :) Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2019 at 5:35 PM Thank you Aditi.