Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism.
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Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, Smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, Melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer.
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)
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eBay, the online auction site, specifically bans the sale of'and I quote' 'soiled underwear'. Excuse me? Soiled underwear? Is it just me, or does it strike anyone else as odd that they specifically mention this?
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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
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I do have a lucky pair of underwear.
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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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I don't see what the big deal is with edible underwear... after you wear them a few times, they taste like all the other pairs anyway
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Underwear should be worn on the inside
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Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
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