Short Underwear Poems
Short Underwear Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Underwear by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Underwear by length and keyword.
I hang around town
With my fly open
And my underwear
Pulled out
Just forgetful
Setting a trend
Or just
Cooling off the goods
knobby bobby
underwear out
snobby hobby
butterfly snout
rhyming timing
old pig meat shout
priming rhyming
fun words about
Men who sing sea shanties
Are known to wear frilly panties
Their masculine voices
And underwear choices
Upset musical vigilantes.
Morning cold out here
Should wear thermal underwear
Spring is coming slow
Frigid season nature shrinks
Full display arctic dismay
I read about Trump's love affair
With Stormy Daniel's underwear
Her Double-D bust
Was covered in dust
Gentleman Trump blew everywhere
take a glance
at those pants
hanging down low
giving us a show
we laugh with delight
at the sight
while we stare
at your underwear
There is beauty in her lack of grace
and in her lack of underwear,
she’ll set you up and set the pace,
just remember, love, she has no care.
I got rubber hair;
I got rubber hair;
I got the rubberiest rubbery rubber hair.
And if I take my blue jeans off
I got matching rubber underwear.
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast.
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Oh Dear, what can the matter be?
All I said was I hated her po-et-ry.
She put a red shirt in my white laun-der-y
now I wear pink underwear!
1/31/18
Our boss can easily touch her toes
But when she does her underwear shows
Each day of the week
We all get a peek
But Willy's excitement grows and grows
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Given me something good to eat
If you don’t
I don’t care
I’ll pull down your underwear
Unknown Author
I used to think that life was fair
Until her mom done gave me a scare
It wasn't in what she said
Nor was it her ugly head
I saw her in only her underwear
Hey baby there's a roast in the oven
And all the dishes are done
I washed your socks and underwear
Now let's have some fun
*not for contest
Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing
The Washing Line
Sit in a chair and watch the washing line
You see the world hanging there
Egyptian cotton
Chinese silks
Waving amongst your underwear
I like my football, you know how it goes
Who's gonna win?, nobody knows
I sit in my favorite chair
In only my underwear
And a pair of Joe Namath's pantyhose
He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.
*bachelor party
For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest
It finally happened, I've lost my mind
Her hairy back was one of a kind
Her mom was standing there
In only her underwear
I poked my eyes out and now I'm blind
Some of the best advice I received from my Teach
When I was to give my 9th grade speech
As I was standing up there
Was to picture the class in their underwear
There was once a lady called Mable
Whose knickers were up to her navel
Her cupboards were bare
There was no underwear
So she nicked them from where she was able
If you ever had to go there
It would give your mom such a scare
If when they cut off your clothes
From your head down to your toes
You had on holey underwear
Norse God of Thunder, Thor
Broke his poor thumb, now its too sore
To lift his hammer, and then people started to stare
When they heard the rumbling from his underwear
Thing-a-ma-gigs seldom wear underwear
Preferring bare skin to breeze in the air
With satisfaction
Hope for a reaction
Frankly you squirrels, most of us do not care.
Mom:
"Make sure that you're wearing clean underwear
in case you get into an accident one day".
Me:
"..but Mom, if I were in an accident
I'd probably soil myself anyway."