Underarms Poems - Poems about Underarms

Desperation

...
  
      Inspiration yields to desperation
        with each tick of the clock
      underarms damp as the back of your knees
        soiling even your frumpy frock... 

      Time is finite,...

Still Life: Seventh-Grade Art Teacher Gets High Marks

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I'm a woman now. I have means to be  
mean and get away with it.  
 
He died—too fast for my liking.  
I’d already hired a detective, 
ready to face it—  
or at least harass the details of th...

I am a slob today

...slob
unkempt
slovenly
my hair is weird
my face is dirty
my teeth are quite smelly
my underarms are screaming
I am a total wreck mama
I have worn this nightshirt for three days
there is a woo...

If You Have Never Had Crutches

...if you have never had crutches you do not know this
but….
they hurt your underarms in the worst kind of way
They are clumsy and difficult to use

Sometimes they pop against a rock and you go dow...

Meltering Sweltering

...Meltering sweltering is just up ahead
Sweat soaking sheets of our double bed
Underarms are odorous
Some parts are dangerous
Don't light a match it might kill you dead...

Queen of the Disgusting Underarms

...Let’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way.
I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day.
She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure.
This was hilarious to me ...

Nutty

...My nutty week stays long in my memory
My brain didn't process like it would normally
But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin
I will share you my tale and shall now begin.

Paracetamol had ...

Some May Be Offended, But

...underarms are hairy
  unless you shave them very

often -- not to mention smelly
  most use a-p roll-on gel

ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms
  please don't bare yours in my barn!


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Splashing Paint On a Canvas

...Splashing paint on a canvas
   Is that visual art?
   Does it constitute anything resembling design?

A huge swastika as a backdrop 
for an Israeli Jew crushing a 
Palestinian Arab baby under 
...

Poetry Contests Are Silly

...Poetry contests.   How ridiculous. Silly even. It is like comparing:
dogs with underarms,
underarms with toothbrushes,
toothbrushes with giraffes,
giraffes with garden parties,
garden parties wi...

Anxiety

...Anxiety 

Awaiting results to any test,
Not knowing if you will be the best.
X-rays that look at painful places.
Ignominy from the laughing faces.
Emittin...

Tags

...TAGS

TV tells the stories that connect us,
Get the benefits you deserve.
Of course, everyone knows
There is nothing worse than dingy clothes.

Open a bottle of pop
And you open happiness.
I...

Barbie Kisses

...Flicking
Like a snake’s tongue
Out and in
Long scars
From under the loose cuffs of her long sleeves
No matter the sultry summer day
Crisscrossed up and down
The banana skin of her underarms
R...

Michael's Salon of Pits

...People often say now I understand
When they hear that I'm from Paree
Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck
In the heart of Tennessee

I am the newest style of hairdressers
Here to lay out all the fa...

Discomfort Notwithstanding

...hanging in the air
humidity’s heaviness . . .
the river’s slow crawl


On the Mississippi lies the beautiful little city where I once lived. How many times I trudged up inclined streets...

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