Underarms Poems - Poems about Underarms

...if you have never had crutches you do not know this but…. they hurt your underarms in the worst kind of way They are clumsy and difficult to use Sometimes they pop against a rock and you go dow......Read the rest...

...Meltering sweltering is just up ahead Sweat soaking sheets of our double bed Underarms are odorous Some parts are dangerous Don't light a match it might kill you dead......Read the rest...

...Let’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way. I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day. She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure. This was hilarious to me ......Read the rest...

...My nutty week stays long in my memory My brain didn't process like it would normally But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin I will share you my tale and shall now begin. Paracetamol had ......Read the rest...

...underarms are hairy unless you shave them very often -- not to mention smelly most use a-p roll-on gel ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms please don't bare yours in my barn! ......Read the rest...

...Splashing paint on a canvas Is that visual art? Does it constitute anything resembling design? A huge swastika as a backdrop for an Israeli Jew crushing a Palestinian Arab baby under ......Read the rest...

...Poetry contests. How ridiculous. Silly even. It is like comparing: dogs with underarms, underarms with toothbrushes, toothbrushes with giraffes, giraffes with garden parties, garden parties wi......Read the rest...

...Anxiety Awaiting results to any test, Not knowing if you will be the best. X-rays that look at painful places. Ignominy from the laughing faces. Emittin......Read the rest...

...TAGS TV tells the stories that connect us, Get the benefits you deserve. Of course, everyone knows There is nothing worse than dingy clothes. Open a bottle of pop And you open happiness. I......Read the rest...

...Flicking Like a snake’s tongue Out and in Long scars From under the loose cuffs of her long sleeves No matter the sultry summer day Crisscrossed up and down The banana skin of her underarms R......Read the rest...

...People often say now I understand When they hear that I'm from Paree Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck In the heart of Tennessee I am the newest style of hairdressers Here to lay out all the fa......Read the rest...

...hanging in the air humidity’s heaviness . . . the river’s slow crawl On the Mississippi lies the beautiful little city where I once lived. How many times I trudged up inclined streets......Read the rest...

...This stuff right here is not a poem - it just rocked up in front of me and I honestly have no idea what its supposed to be - maybe a short story. Anyhu - here it is... She sat there. Her buttocks n......Read the rest...

...Tonight I walk alone For no apparent reason I have friends who care for me But I had to get out of the bar I couldn’t stand the band (and I was in it) and the smoke Was choking me Outside under the......Read the rest...

...~Female Menopause~ Skin that was so soft with the glow still upon it, Smooth and luscious and warm to caress, Young and lovely it used to be, Not now, oh woe, my skin is a mess. I s......Read the rest...