Underarms Poems - Poems about Underarms

... I'm a woman now. I have means to be mean and get away with it. He died—too fast for my liking. I’d already hired a detective, ready to face it— or at least harass the details of th......

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...slob unkempt slovenly my hair is weird my face is dirty my teeth are quite smelly my underarms are screaming I am a total wreck mama I have worn this nightshirt for three days there is a woo......

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...if you have never had crutches you do not know this but…. they hurt your underarms in the worst kind of way They are clumsy and difficult to use Sometimes they pop against a rock and you go dow......

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...Meltering sweltering is just up ahead Sweat soaking sheets of our double bed Underarms are odorous Some parts are dangerous Don't light a match it might kill you dead......

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...Let’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way. I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day. She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure. This was hilarious to me ......

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...My nutty week stays long in my memory My brain didn't process like it would normally But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin I will share you my tale and shall now begin. Paracetamol had ......

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...underarms are hairy unless you shave them very often -- not to mention smelly most use a-p roll-on gel ee -- gad zooks what good are underarms please don't bare yours in my barn! ......

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...Splashing paint on a canvas Is that visual art? Does it constitute anything resembling design? A huge swastika as a backdrop for an Israeli Jew crushing a Palestinian Arab baby under ......

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...Poetry contests. How ridiculous. Silly even. It is like comparing: dogs with underarms, underarms with toothbrushes, toothbrushes with giraffes, giraffes with garden parties, garden parties wi......

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...Anxiety Awaiting results to any test, Not knowing if you will be the best. X-rays that look at painful places. Ignominy from the laughing faces. Emittin......

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...TAGS TV tells the stories that connect us, Get the benefits you deserve. Of course, everyone knows There is nothing worse than dingy clothes. Open a bottle of pop And you open happiness. I......

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...Flicking Like a snake’s tongue Out and in Long scars From under the loose cuffs of her long sleeves No matter the sultry summer day Crisscrossed up and down The banana skin of her underarms R......

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...People often say now I understand When they hear that I'm from Paree Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck In the heart of Tennessee I am the newest style of hairdressers Here to lay out all the fa......

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...hanging in the air humidity’s heaviness . . . the river’s slow crawl On the Mississippi lies the beautiful little city where I once lived. How many times I trudged up inclined streets......

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...This stuff right here is not a poem - it just rocked up in front of me and I honestly have no idea what its supposed to be - maybe a short story. Anyhu - here it is... She sat there. Her buttocks n......

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