Long Underarms Poems
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Full HouseFULL HOUSE
“Full house,” she said “Every seat’s taken
There’s an excitement out there!” she said
All he saw was the empty stage
...
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Categories:
underarms, anniversary, life, musicpeople, people,
Form:
Narrative
Discomfort Notwithstandinghanging in the air
humidity’s heaviness . . .
the river’s slow crawl
On the Mississippi lies the beautiful little city where I once lived. How many times I trudged up inclined streets; or leaning forward, red-faced and...
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Categories:
underarms, life,
Form:
Haibun
"porkpie Jones."Porkpie Jones has brittle bones, and crusted corn-filled toes,
And sleety eyes and bulgy thighs, and brillo pad elbows,
His underarms are typical farms, and reek a barnyard smell,
Its quite the place for creepy, crawly, parasites ...
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Categories:
underarms, childhood, education, children, funny, on writing and
Form:
I do not know?
Peace FrogsTonight I walk alone
For no apparent reason
I have friends who care for me
But I had to get out of the bar
I couldn’t stand the band (and I was in it) and the smoke
Was choking...
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Categories:
underarms, crazy, drink, music,
Form:
Free verse
Female Menopause~Female Menopause~
Skin that was so soft with the glow still upon it,
Smooth and luscious and warm to caress,
Young and lovely it used to be,
Not now, oh woe, my skin is a mess.
I shaved my...
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Categories:
underarms, funny, growing up, life, me, me,
Form:
Light Verse
NuttyMy nutty week stays long in my memory
My brain didn't process like it would normally
But just to be sure I now lay of the pink gin
I will share you my tale and shall now begin.
Paracetamol...
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Categories:
underarms, confusion, crazy,
Form:
Rhyme
Michael's Salon of PitsPeople often say now I understand
When they hear that I'm from Paree
Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck
In the heart of Tennessee
I am the newest style of hairdressers
Here to lay out all the facts
I no longer...
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Categories:
underarms, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
TagsTAGS
TV tells the stories that connect us,
Get the benefits you deserve.
Of course, everyone knows
There is nothing worse than dingy clothes.
Open a bottle of pop
And you open happiness.
It’s amazing what you’re capable of.
A diamond says love.
We’re...
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Categories:
underarms, life, parody,
Form:
Free verse
Queen of the Disgusting UnderarmsLet’s do an underarm reveal, she said in a daring sort of way.
I knew at that minute that this contest would make my day.
She has not shaved since 1997; not being demure.
This was hilarious to...
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Categories:
underarms, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
DefenestratedThat is how a love story goes,
people professing eternal fealty,
invoking the Almighty's guidance,
just cannot live without the other one.
But when
bills start to pile up,
mortgage is...
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Categories:
underarms, funny, husband, life, people, wife, love,
Form:
Free verse
Splashing Paint On a CanvasSplashing paint on a canvas
Is that visual art?
Does it constitute anything resembling design?
A huge swastika as a backdrop
for an Israeli Jew crushing a
Palestinian Arab baby under
one...
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Categories:
underarms, art, creation, film,
Form:
Free verse
Chain InvitationThis stuff right here is not a poem - it just rocked up in front of me and I honestly have no idea what its supposed to be - maybe a short story.
Anyhu - here...
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Categories:
underarms,
Form:
I do not know?
Poetry Contests Are SillyPoetry contests. How ridiculous. Silly even. It is like comparing:
dogs with underarms,
underarms with toothbrushes,
toothbrushes with giraffes,
giraffes with garden parties,
garden parties with throw pillows,
throw pillows with coffee cups,
coffee cups with light switches,
light switches with...
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Categories:
underarms, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, poems,
Form:
List
No Love LostYou left me Ha!
Off you go
You think I need you
Hit the road
I can find someone else
To walk on my chest
You weren’t that good
You’re certainly not the best
I’ve seen a manikin wearing thong
But on you girl...
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Categories:
underarms, lost lovegirl, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Yeah... I Said ItHave you ever been on the train or bus
take a sniff and sit with disgust?
There's a bad feeling in your gut
because you know you smell some butt
All you think is someone move me
cause I'm tired...
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Categories:
underarms, funny
Form:
Rhyme
If You Have Never Had Crutchesif you have never had crutches you do not know this
but….
they hurt your underarms in the worst kind of way
They are clumsy and difficult to use
Sometimes they pop against a rock and you go down...
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Categories:
underarms, life,
Form:
Free verse