Poetry Contests Are Silly

Poetry contests. How ridiculous. Silly even. It is like comparing: dogs with underarms, underarms with toothbrushes, toothbrushes with giraffes, giraffes with garden parties, garden parties with throw pillows, throw pillows with coffee cups, coffee cups with light switches, light switches with spitballs, spitballs with cinnamon buns, cinnamon buns with alligators, alligators with rubies, rubies with motorcycles, motorcycles with sumo wrestlers, sumo wrestlers with bubble gum, bubble gum with swimming pools, swimming pools with rabid skunks, rabid skunks with toothaches, toothaches with garter belts, garter belts with police officers, police officers with dinosaurs, dinosaurs with sauce pans, sauce pans with an art show, an art show with a pumpkin pie, a pumpkin pie with a speedboat, a speed boat with a stepmother, a stepmother with another step mother. Poetry contests are silly.