Tv Show Poems

TV Show

All the TV shows tell me he feels the same,
When in reality I know he doesn’t,
In all the romance movies I watch how the girl gets the guy,
I know someday I’ll end up with someone,
Today is just not that day,
And he’s not the guy I will end up with,
I know it,
He knows it,
Everyone knows it,
Yet

Peculiar Sensation

Night is pending.
Not even the most anxious
can avoid time.
Day after day I dread the
the death of nothing
that the night spawns.
The TV becomes my 
best friend~
a window of light
in the abyss.
Old TV shows
are brighter than
the new.
Tonight I choose
The Andy Griffith Show.
I put my earphones in,
and turn the volume down
(on the off chance 
sleep embraces me)
and I

TV show Questions

On TV the hero lifts a man to his shoulders
Hoists him up and walks eight miles through the woods
I cannot even lift my seventy-two-pound dog to my shoulder
Did the camera man help him get that guy up there
Or is this a dummy dressed like the hero’s sidekick?
I ponder this and thousands of other things as

Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted Scene

Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl Grey, hot

The replicator whirred inaudibly

    Damn it! 
    Cup!
    CUP!

    Water, soapy, hot

The replicator responded again

  

April 29 the sense of an ending End of Trump Reality TV Show

April 29—The sense of an ending… End of Trump Reality TV Show?

While watching the Trump trials
I sense an ending 
To the Trump Reality TV show.

As he is revealed to be 
What he is 
Nothing but a charlatan
A con man, a grifter. 

And he is not the King
Not a dictator, and not a genius,

He seems to

Avatar's Love

There is a song I know
It's a poem in its own right
I cannot describe it to you
Without the melody sounding trite

I have no way to say it
But to you I implore
Listen to the Avatar's Love
And stay with me forevermore

Honoring the English Wombles

Don’t wake him up yet! Shansi said with a snicker.
Orinoco needs his sleep, for his soft-hearted ticker!
So Great Uncle Bulgaria gave Orinoco fifteen minutes more.
But then you have to leave for school, he said. Right out the door!

Miss Adelaide will be waiting, and you know she is fine.
This school mistress wanted the Wombles there in

On the Phone With Mrs Kravits

I am on the phone with Mrs. Kravitz.
You remember her.
Samantha's snoopy neighbor on the TV Show Bewitched.
Oh, you weren't alive in the sixties?
Follow along.
Here is her dialogue.
What is going on?
No telling what this is about.
It is a door to door solicitor, she tells me.
I take care of the neighbors.
He had better not be going over

Why We Watch Hoarders a Tv Show

My identical twin and I have little in common, yet we have this one thing.
In order to start cleaning we have to watch Hoarders, a TV show with zing.
It shows women whose houses are cluttered with debris, garbage and poop.
It makes us want to clean, weirdly enough, until we contract the croup.

We watch it in

Eddie Haskell

David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!

On A Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog’s crew is following him out the Bounty Hunter Office Door
Where his beloved Beth resides no more
They follow him into houses, apartments, culverts and ditches.
When they come for you, I wonder if your sixth sense itches?

Dog says “GO!” and they chase their man down.
After handcuffing, Dog talks to him, on the way to town.
He calls

I Love the Furniture Flipper Shows

I love the furniture flipper shows
Where people buy old furniture, fix it up
And sell it for hopefully a profit

The furniture I love often remains unsold
Whereas the items I think will never sell
Are usually the first things to be purchased

As these flippers repurpose and recreate furniture
I wonder how in the world they can use azure and

Scary Tv Show

scary tv show
terrified by forensics
paralysed in place

Holiday Childhood Revisited

25 nov 2019 6:21 pm

I am a child once more 
Sitting on the floor

Watching holiday shows of old
Singing along with every song confident loud and bold

Charlie Brown that gloomy clown
Learning of life with his furrowed brow

The muppets and John Denver
All made a childhood to remember

Lights on the tree twinkling 
And tinsel reflecting 

While tiny Tim

If I Was Auntie Mame In the Movies

If I was Auntie Mame, I would be excited about everything.
Kicking up fun wherever I am invited.
Even places I’m not, but everywhere being the zing.
Bringing people together, making them united.


I would be like giant puppies, leaping into lap places,
Sure I am welcome, not aware if I am not.
Knowing they are thrilled I am licking their

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