Best Tv Show Poems

I've recorded the song, which you can hear here:

I did vocals and guitar - Sung to the tune of "We Can Work it Out" 


What a TV Show

American Idol
There’s so many loonies seeking fortune 
and fame
But I’m suicidal
Paula Abdul’s gone and Ellen’s just not the...

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D  Doctor Michelle Oakley, Yukon Vet
O  On Nat Geo, best animal show yet,
C  can bring the thrills of taking care of tamed
T  to wild species, with her strength and famed
O  operations handling moose and yaks,
R  red foxes, musk-oxen, huge...

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My Favorite Classic T.V. Show

A classic t.v. show that I thought 
was fun and silly.
Was one I watched as a child:  
“The Beverly Hillbillies.”

There was Jed.  Granny. 
 Jethro and Elly May too.
You just didn’t know what these
 folks were going to do!

Granny...

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Bones
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If I were a character from a TV show I would be Dr Cox from scrubs
I push people away i care about the same way he won't give JD a hug
I'll love you deep down but I Can't show it, so you wont see it
But...

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My identical twin and I have little in common, yet we have this one thing.
In order to start cleaning we have to watch Hoarders, a TV show with zing.
It shows women whose houses are cluttered with debris, garbage and poop.
It makes us want to clean,...

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Abortion;                           Recite this to a Fever Pitch!
Blasphemy;
Calumny;
DAMNATION!
Envy;  
Fornication;          ...

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scary tv show
terrified by forensics
paralysed in place...

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THINNER
WINNER...

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If I was Auntie Mame, I would be excited about everything.
Kicking up fun wherever I am invited.
Even places I’m not, but everywhere being the zing.
Bringing people together, making them united.


I would be like giant puppies, leaping into lap places,
Sure I am welcome, not aware if...

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David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!

On A Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"...

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Don’t wake him up yet! Shansi said with a snicker.
Orinoco needs his sleep, for his soft-hearted ticker!
So Great Uncle Bulgaria gave Orinoco fifteen minutes more.
But then you have to leave for school, he said. Right out the door!

Miss Adelaide will be waiting, and you know...

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I am on the phone with Mrs. Kravitz.
You remember her.
Samantha's snoopy neighbor on the TV Show Bewitched.
Oh, you weren't alive in the sixties?
Follow along.
Here is her dialogue.
What is going on?
No telling what this is about.
It is a door to door solicitor, she tells me.
I take...

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Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl Grey, hot

The replicator whirred inaudibly

    Damn it! 
    Cup!
    CUP!

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25 nov 2019 6:21 pm

I am a child once more 
Sitting on the floor

Watching holiday shows of old
Singing along with every song confident loud and bold

Charlie Brown that gloomy clown
Learning of life with his furrowed brow

The muppets and John Denver
All made a childhood to remember

Lights...

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