Short Tv Show Poems

scary tv show
terrified by forensics
paralysed in place...

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spy ring
secretive
espionage
makes a great tv show
faux pas...

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You post my photo
Either group or solo
You want to watch me
But the feeling is not the same
I've gotta watch my favorite tv show...

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GOODNIGHT, MRS CALABASH, WHERE-EVER YOU ARE!!

Only us older folks would remember this Jimmy Durante saying he closed his 
T.V. show with every week.........

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you know you're getting old
when your idea of a great party
is one that gets you home by seven
in time for your favorite tv show



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on October 17, 2018...

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There once was a gorgon from drago
He loved to watch Dora’s TV show
If you asked him to stop
Put him on a time clock
He filled jack in the box with play dough

For Deb's "Limerick II" contest...

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In the base motor pool
See an off-limits card school-
A scheming Bilko takes the pot
Hoodwinking top brass was his game,
Fast talking his claim to fame.

Brian Strand  Rhyme me an olf TV show-Sergeant Bilko...

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There once was a fellow named Fred
  Who owned quite a large junkyard spread
  With Grady he was chummy
   But Lamomt was big dummy
  Aunt Esther he always did dread

 4-1-2022
  TV Show: Sanford And Son...

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Orignial concept for the TV show “Mission Impossible”
Was to explain the differences that we have are unsolvable
You see men are boys
And Ladies are toys
It's basic and simple and very explainable...

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Give love a little time
And it changes a lot of things
Give love a chance
And you get lost like a TV show
Find a reason to love 
To love love love
Let your heart be in love mode
Let it love love love
Until its overdose......

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There is a song I know
It's a poem in its own right
I cannot describe it to you
Without the melody sounding trite

I have no way to say it
But to you I implore
Listen to the Avatar's Love
And stay with me forevermore...

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He had opened
His second resturant
'Dehlcious
After his first
'Mak Tohal'
His book was sellimg well
'How To Flavour Curry'
And his TV show
'Byriani Like Nani'
Was hot stuff,
So he thought he had
The ghee to the world....

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Now that my love is the sixty-four dollar question.
Named for a TV show back in the 40’s, before most of you were born.
Maybe even before your parents were born.
And guess what the grand prize was in the 40’s?
You guessed it!...

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George Jetson was the last one in Spacely’s office that day.
When he saw his family he yelled “Hip! Hip! Hooray!”
Their TV show made famous by Hannah Barbara and TV too 
I watched them every Saturday morning in the sixties. How about you?...

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With her new tv show, Roseann Barr

had the chance once again to go far,

but her most recent gaffe

didn’t garner one laugh,

and her sitcom might get a new star!


Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin...

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David and Ricky were cute, at best
Bud Anderson was a clueless pest
But that enduring, fun rascal
our dear Eddie Haskell
provided a refreshing, honest zest!

On A Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

from the TV show "Leave It To Beaver"...

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Oh, you don't like the things I have to say, well okay, just go ahead and kiss my grits!

Alabama native Polly Holliday portrayed Flo, a sassy waitress on the TV show "Alice," in the late 1970s. She coined the phrase "Kiss my grits!" ~Wikipedia...

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M onk may be a little odd,
I n a TV show.
S till, he's the kind of person
T hat we all need to know.
E ven with his foibles, he
R eally seems to glow.

M any of us ponder
O n where he gets his dough.
N evertheless, we still
K eep watching TV show....

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I'm  drifting by on a escalator 
spinning in circles like a fan belt.
everyones floating by and 
I can't remember what I felt.

My life is teen tv show and 
I can't remember what happened yesterday.
So how am I supposted to conversate 
when I cant remember people from today....

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Sheldon Cooper is the king nerd
His reality is so blurred
while Leonard wants Penny
and she's had so many
Their social skills are so absurd

4/1/22
Contest: Out on a Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May

Tv Show: The Big Bang Theory

(Checked with Rhymezone & Howmanysyllables- 88668)...

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Guided by the light of the laptop
My Facebook friends are not real
Instagram your dinner and some pictures of the dog
don’t forget to re-tweet CM Punk
Likes Dislikes
Thumbs up Thumbs down
The trolls are everywhere
Download the final of your favourite TV show
surf the cyber waves without  a care...

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Lucille Ball
Made us laugh, playing hardball
With dingbat displays
And clever, nonsensical ways!

Desi Arnaz
Caused mayhem with pizzazz
Zaniness we loved to view
As he broadened the hullabaloo!


September 30, 2021

Contest: Your Pick
Sponsor: Brian Strand

TV Show: I Love Lucy
...

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Doctor Pol is a vet on TV

who resolves calving plights easily!

With his hands, puller tool

and his knowledge to rule-

baby cows are born live- breezily!


April 1, 2022

Contest: On A Lim
Sponsor: Joseph May
Syllables: 9 9 6 6 9

TV Show: The Incredible Dr. Pol 
Nat Geo
 ...

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gymnasts in...
oldt tv show daze-held
an awedee-enhanced...

andt...

todays skaters can spin...
hundreds of times a minute
while observing two reality norms...

body...

momentum seeks balance and...
balance be an automatic reaction hence
mind then observes from another space-time...


stans sand...

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Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl Grey, hot

The replicator whirred inaudibly

    Damn it! 
    Cup!
    CUP!

    Water, soapy, hot

The replicator responded again

    Damn it!
    Red alert!






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