Funny Travel Poems
These Funny Travel poems are examples of Travel poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Travel Funny poems written by international poets.
Terrorists' Terrible Travel Troubles
John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...
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Categories:
travel, film, fun, funny, hilarious,
Every Which WaySuzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!
Tom and...
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travel, children, fantasy, friend, fun,
The A to Z of CountriesA is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.
B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...
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travel, appreciation, funny, games, history,
GNRT THOUGHTS-OUR KIA SOUL
When we planned our road trip we set up with Budget
that a Toyota Corolla would be waiting for us in Seattle
but after standing in...
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Categories:
car, travel,
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...
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travel, car, corruption, england, funny,
Mad About Towns
When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped
We...
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Categories:
humorous, travel, word play,
Two Returns For ManchesterTrinity Street, Bolton,
it was Jack and Jaya’s first date,
Jack had got there early,
worried he’d be late,
the ticket woman said,
to head for platform two,
“you’ll have to...
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Categories:
funny, teen love, travel,
Bus FriendsHave a seat, we need to talk
Some say buses have no friends
That might sound like a pretend
Am I really serious?
Why yes
Buses capture a multitude of...
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travel, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Snowing Inside-Minneapolis 2022cigarette falling, snow-
ing in-
side the bronco,
buck-
ing ash two-digit scissors
reach-
ing like tongs
passenger’s eyes pop
driver
retrieves, revels, masters
the smoke; a joke
to the occupant
occupational hazard:
timing of
timber
window ajar;...
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funny, travel,
Tea With CrackersHonor me with your company at tea
Outdoors where the air is always free
A table awaits us on the railroad tracks
Have a seat facing me my...
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travel, dark, drink, food, perspective,
Merry and BrightChristmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon...
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Categories:
travel, christmas, color, funny, light,
Dublin NightIt’s 1:30am and we were at a cute little dance club in Dublin called “The Sugar Club.” It’s a converted movie theater with tables in...
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Categories:
travel, dance, humor, music, night,
Is Waiting"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."
Is my heart nothing...
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travel, anger, scary, stress, time,
A New Zealand Visit With the Maori PeopleDuring a tour in this island nation,
a Maori guide was seeking a nomination.
Among our tour he sought out a spokesman,
to respond to the chief's...
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Categories:
travel, anxiety, fun, funny, humor,
Lost and FoundMy family decided to spend summer vacation at my dad's cantonment,
there I came across a situation that would turn into a lifelong embarrassment.
In the evening...
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Categories:
travel, childhood, children, funny, holiday,