Funny Thanksgiving Poems
These Funny Thanksgiving poems are examples of Thanksgiving poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thanksgiving Funny poems written by international poets.
Favours from the ancient of daysThose lines of waters, on my face, now dry,
They were left there by my tears that didn't cry,
They were the tears of good things God...
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thanksgiving, blessing, cheer up, cry,
A Celestial TrapGot stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!
Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...
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thanksgiving, blessing, emotions, funny love,
The Turkey Told MeI asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way
So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the...
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funny, humor, humorous, thanksgiving,
Nobble WobbleThe cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
so I could fall sleep
no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble
armed with...
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thanksgiving, bird, celebration, funny, humorous,
THANKSGIVING LESSON
Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.
Thanksgiving* bliss...
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thanksgiving, appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
Thanksgiving RefugeTwo weeks before Thanksgiving, I got a jolt,
I was driving my old bucket of nuts and bolts,
along the country road on a chilly autumn day,
Saw...
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thanksgiving, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Turkey Angst
There was a young turkey named Sam
Whose favorite food was sweet ham.
Though kept as a pet
He could not forget
Thanksgiving Day might be a scam!
Though liked...
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angst, bird, funny, thanksgiving,
Funny Thanksgiving LimerickGrandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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thanksgiving, family, food, friend, fun,
The TurkeyShe tried cooking a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day but
That funny turkey wanted to play
So, he opened up the oven door
Then leaped out onto the floor
He...
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thanksgiving, animal, holiday,
Marvelous MarvinKnew this fellow named Marvelous Marvin
You'd think though he was constantly starvin'
Always in his kitchen
...
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bird, food, funny, thanksgiving
Funny What a Difference 24 Hours Can Make JlIt really is
As they say
Ain't it funny that a difference
24 hour's in a person's life can make
As 1 day and moment in time...
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appreciation, thanksgiving,
talking turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread
scurry into an old shed
farmer hear our plea
nest we in a tree
and dear friend we are ill bred.
...
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thanksgiving, bird, farm, funny, humor,
Talk Turkey[This was written for Matt Caliri’s Dialogue contest but
withheld because frankly I’m not convinced I can call it
a poem…
But whatever it is… I kinda...
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animal, christmas, thanksgiving,
Thanksgiving ToastHere’s to Thanksgiving and to you
have fun, eat up, and give thanks too
big, swollen tummies
result of yummies
I’m just hoping that you won’t spew!...
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thanksgiving, celebration, food, funny, holiday,
Steak and Hamburgermy Thanksgiving comes with a sigh
I’m a steak and hamburger guy
roasted turkey is not
the kind of meal I want
I'll chow down on the pumpkin pie!...
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thanksgiving, celebration, food, funny, holiday,