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Funny Thanksgiving Poems

These Funny Thanksgiving poems are examples of Thanksgiving poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thanksgiving Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member HAPPY THANSGIVING 2024
From the moment we are born…when we first open our eyes to see
we begin writing a book…an album…our autobiography.

As we grow…as each minute, hour and...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thanksgiving,



Thanksgoving Leftovers
THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS 

Thanksgiving has now come and gone,
But we’ve still got turkey by the pound,
So the question now becomes,
What leftover recipes can be found?

We can...

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© Lenny Levy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thanksgiving, celebration, food, funny, holiday,

Premium Member Elmer Fudd Goes Hunting For A Prized Turkey Happy Thanksgiving Dear Writers
Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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Categories: thanksgiving, fun, funny,

Favours from the ancient of days
Those lines of waters, on my face, now dry,
They were left there by my tears that didn't cry,
They were the tears of good things God...

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Categories: thanksgiving, blessing, cheer up, cry,

A Celestial Trap
Got stuck in a celestial trap,
Found myself nowhere within the gap.
Fell only for the crap,
Driving me insane with this verbose map!

Poke my nose, pinch my ear,
Don't want to...

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Categories: thanksgiving, blessing, emotions, funny love,



The Turkey Told Me
I asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way

So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, thanksgiving,

Premium Member Nobble Wobble
The cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
	so I could fall sleep
	no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble 

armed with...

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Categories: thanksgiving, bird, celebration, funny, humorous,

Premium Member THANKSGIVING LESSON
Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.

Thanksgiving* bliss...

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Categories: thanksgiving, appreciation, blessing, christian, god,

Premium Member Thanksgiving Refuge
Two weeks before Thanksgiving, I got a jolt,
I was driving my old bucket of nuts and bolts,
along the country road on a chilly autumn day,
Saw...

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Categories: thanksgiving, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member Turkey Angst
There was a young turkey named Sam
Whose favorite food was sweet ham.
Though kept as a pet
He could not forget
Thanksgiving Day might be a scam!

Though liked...

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Categories: angst, bird, funny, thanksgiving,

Premium Member Funny Thanksgiving Limerick
Grandma burns the food and is no cook 
She needs to stick to reading a book 
Fire covers the turkey 
It tastes like beef jerky...

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Categories: thanksgiving, family, food, friend, fun,

The Turkey
She tried cooking a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day but
That funny turkey wanted to play 
So, he opened up the oven door
Then leaped out onto the floor
He...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thanksgiving, animal, holiday,

Premium Member Marvelous Marvin
Knew this fellow named Marvelous Marvin
  You'd think though he was constantly starvin'
     Always in his kitchen
   ...

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Categories: bird, food, funny, thanksgiving

Funny What a Difference 24 Hours Can Make Jl
It really is
As they say 

Ain't it funny that a difference

24 hour's in a person's life can make 

As 1 day and moment in time...

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Categories: appreciation, thanksgiving,

Premium Member talking turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread

scurry into an old shed

farmer hear our plea

nest we in a tree

and dear friend we are ill bred.
...

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Categories: thanksgiving, bird, farm, funny, humor,


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