Janice Canerdy Poet Light Verse

Susie's Epitaph

That muffled sound you hear is Susie.
She’s still talking. What a doozie!
At her appointed time to die, 
her mouth refused, and that’s no lie.


September 13, 2018, entered in Jesse Rowe's Funny Epitaph Contest


November 16, 2020 
entered in Brian Strand's Quat-ro Your Four Line Poetry Contest   Placed 1st

August 23, 2021
entered in the Your Best Four-Line Light verse No 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins                   Placed 1st

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Michelle Faulkner September 24, 2021 at 11:50 AM Quite the epitaph for Susie! Congratulations!

Beata Agustin September 24, 2021 at 1:40 AM Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this, and the chuckle it creates. God bless you.

Andrea Dietrich September 23, 2021 at 3:22 PM that is a very well done humorous epitaph, /big congrats on your awesome win

Sam Kauffman September 23, 2021 at 10:47 AM So witty Janice! I'm sure Susie is talking God's ear off! Congrats and three cheers for your win! Janice Canerdy September 23, 2021 at 2:46 PM Thanks so much, Sam! Janice

Christuraj Alex September 23, 2021 at 9:41 AM Wow! Such fun in four lines. Beautiful! Congratulations! Janice Canerdy September 23, 2021 at 2:46 PM Thanks so much, Christuraj. Janice

Susan Ashley November 23, 2020 at 6:56 PM Lol! Your witty pen is sharp, Janice. Funny and fantastic! Congratulations for your excellent win in Brian's contest.. ~Susan Janice Canerdy November 23, 2020 at 7:34 PM Thanks so much, Susan.

Andrea Dietrich November 19, 2020 at 4:39 PM this is so witty. Big congrats on the win. Janice Canerdy November 19, 2020 at 4:59 PM Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice

Alexis Y. November 19, 2020 at 6:36 AM Hi Susie, Congratulations on your 1st place win. Have a great day:-) Alexis Janice Canerdy November 19, 2020 at 6:50 AM THANKS so much, Alexis. :-) Janice

Caren Krutsinger October 5, 2018 at 3:53 AM I know this woman, and I cannot stop laughing. When she enters the break room at work, people leave, as she never pauses for anyone else to speak. Janice Canerdy October 5, 2018 at 8:46 AM I know her too, Caren! Thanks so much for your comment. Janice

Silent One September 19, 2018 at 2:22 PM Omg! Haha... this one is excellent. Janice Canerdy September 19, 2018 at 3:58 PM THANK YOU so much, S.O.! Janice

Warren Doll September 15, 2018 at 5:13 PM So funny and clever, Janice. Well done. Janice Canerdy September 17, 2018 at 4:14 PM Thanks so much, Warren! Janice

Arturo Michael September 14, 2018 at 9:09 PM Full of life...Bless her...All the best Janice Janice Canerdy September 15, 2018 at 11:55 AM Thanks, Arturo! Janice

Sandra Haight September 14, 2018 at 8:39 AM A great one, Janice! Love it! Hugs, Sandra Janice Canerdy September 14, 2018 at 8:50 AM Thank you so much, Sandra! Janice

Chris Green September 14, 2018 at 8:07 AM This was funny Janice. Sounds like someone I know. : ) Janice Canerdy September 14, 2018 at 8:50 AM Thank you so much, Chris! Janice

Line Gauthier September 14, 2018 at 6:36 AM LOL good one, Janice. Janice Canerdy September 14, 2018 at 8:48 AM Thanks so much, Line! Janice

Winged Warrior September 14, 2018 at 6:18 AM Excusey Susie lol...great write my friend...dying of laughter lol...love & light...^WW^ Janice Canerdy September 14, 2018 at 8:49 AM WW, THANK YOU SO MUCH! Janice