Tanning Poems - Poems about Tanning

Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught wearing less than the rules said she aught She was asked by the cop why she'd cast off her top Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"...

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Sun off kilter tanning the wheat— The crows broke into her cold fast, As breeze stir dropped its sweetness by The dark golden, her soupy flesh. From childhood not cooling like The sun off kilter tanning the wheat Comes a girl's faithfulness on skin— The atmosphere for pressing heat. A sweat thaw on her boundless brow— The girl running lost, wild and free; The sun...

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A lesson learnt in ancient Rome: Beware the sun with sea-salt foam But learnt at Yale With skin so pale Don't leave your bikini at home!...

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Backyard Betrayal Mr. and Mrs. McLude Laid out each day in the nude A drone hovered by “I’m cold!” the man cried. Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!” Date: 02/01/2022 PS syllable count Submitting to: “A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest” Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Sitting in my lawn chair tanning On my little patch of asphalt, Many things I see occurring I normally just would not see. Like spiders spinning dinner webs, Butterfly on its way somewhere, Loose leaves blowing around on lawns And emmets running race car speeds. I hear the rustle of tree leaves In summer breezes in my trees, The roar of municipal trucks And heavy...

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Did you know, toasters are tanning beds for bread Keep coming up with these winners straight from my head Was one of my best Even amazed myself Another is chocolate covered bacon, popularity not widespread...

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Sittin' in the sun, tanning my parts Calm down girlies, viewing will soon start Buck fifty an hour Then need a shower Free if I can join you and review your repetoire...

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Sittin' in the sun tanning my parts Calm down girlies, viewing will soon start Buck fifty an hour Then need a shower Free if I can join you and review your repetoire...

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Too tan Tess was what they called her But not for the reason you think But of a misplaced "two" decal Stuck to her, after too much to drink Her moniker came hard for her With an untanned two on her head She said, "Well, I'll just keep tanning," "Till it's gone, this two that I dread!" She tanned more to cover it...

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Waiting for the tanning shop to open has to be, oh has to be, the worst thing? Waiting for the tanning shop to open has to be, oh has to be, the worst thing? Waiting in a line, with the palest skin of skin, ...

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olive skin so soft and silky smooth dark brown hair the color of poo sat in the sun too long is what she do and now shes bronzed and leathery too her skin and hair turned to vermouth aged and withered unwise to see the color of bronze she turned indeed now caramel swirled and autumned hair she sat in the mirror and...

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The Tanning Bed By Elton Camp Victoria wanted to get a healthy tan So it was to the tanning bed she ran It was there she learned of carcinoma And all got worse, it was melanoma...

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