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Sump Poems

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New Poems

as sump tion
i asked her
about her

she turned
around and

that which

what i
was look
ing at

then she

and bent
down look

ing at me
with her

butt i

upon closer
found her's

was more
of an or
ifice for

it seemed to 
be breathing
more like a

so i french
kissed her

right then
and right
...Read More
Categories: sump, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Seeking rhyme and reason in politics these days
Great victory, Boris!
Still reading Horace?
Dear me, Jeremy,
his own worst enemy.
And Nigel Farage?
 must be still at large.
Has Donald Trump
got caught in a sump?
Is Vladimir Putin
for world power still rootin'?
Emmanuel Macron
is still getting on.
Angela Merkel
rhymes with "Ferkel'.
which means little pig.'
Who cares...Read More
Categories: sump, political,
Form: Political Verse
A Donald Named Trump
There once was a Donald named Trump 
whom the lib(e)rals considered a chump, 
a grump and a sump, 
a gump and a dump — 
with a noggin as plump as his rump.
...Read More
Categories: sump, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Feeling It

“I am feeling it.” He said.
He meant his age, and as I watched
I saw a vision of him…
Ribs broke away
from the cuttlefish bone of his breast
opening outward in a rueful grin.
I saw his heart stuttering over a word.
I watched his...Read More
Categories: sump, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Love Bones

Bedsprings crochet bones together.
His back is sutured to gripes
stitched to gummy joints.

In the toilet, avoiding the mirror,
humming softly,
shunning conversation with himself -
the ceiling drips a sump of memories.

The park --- Frances revolves confused.
"I don't understand."
A phrase with self-winding words.

A slight...Read More
Categories: sump, poetry,
Form: Blank verse

Premium Member Brexit or Text It
Boris Johnson looks just like Donald Trump
Which means that for liberals he's a chump
   He swears he will Brexit
   If not he will text that
Voters can place his rump in a sump-pump...Read More
Categories: sump, character, leadership, silly,
Form: Limerick
your Little Wonder

I broke away from all;
all of your little trappings;
God saw to that;
Your eyes;
Eyes seem to have hate (just where is the love);
Yes rights of hate this truth;
Sitting here napping, romancing...
All the negative things;
Being stuck on the negative;
I am...Read More
Categories: sump, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, black love, discrimination, endurance,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Down the Train Drain
It was a long journey and Martha’ flood gates had been closed for far too long

Altona Station and the 1.01 expected from Hannover was nowhere near in time

In her mind the intricate roof of the Neo-Renaissaince terminal still lay uncovered

Too...Read More
Categories: sump, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
America's Shame
Thousands of children kidnapped by Trump
Suffered abuse to more than their rump
According to some
Trump's immigrant mum
Should have flushed Donald Trump down a sump*

*Newspaper today reports Trump admits "thousands"
of children will NOT be re-united with their parents 
 - after suffering...Read More
Categories: sump, child abuse, political,
Form: Limerick
Trump had Brain Of A Bird and More
Trump had Brain Of A Bird

To me, about Trump what had occurred,
Has been known to have brain of a bird;
Limited ability;
Almost senility;
Absurd but by him realize are reassured.

Jim Horn

We remember being beside small spring;
With us wondered what we should bring,
And...Read More
Categories: sump, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Trumped up Poetry Book
Trump now loves rhyme, its integral
to his existence as his name 
rhymes with so many words so well
and words that qualify his fame,

There’s flump and rump and also plump,
then’s sump and its close cousin, slump
and not forgetting grump and dump
all...Read More
Categories: sump, humor, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
And what to choose
Coffee or tea?

Fragmented frogs frolicking fruitlessly freeing flavoursome fairy freckles,
But what of the speckled hound in the bin?
Well he growled,
He snarled,
The sole paw pilot pivoting,
How interesting was it to note though that the frogs although fragmented held a fragrance like...Read More
Categories: sump, bangla,
Form: I do not know?
Working Overtime

Asbestos I can tell,
my lungs are working hard as
a sump pump in a clogged well
Though the cancer infiltration rate is currently low,
my body count white cell ineffectiveness is bound to grow
Asbestos I can tell,
my future breathing capacity
don’t look so well
Got...Read More
Categories: sump, cancer, jobs, perspective, work,
Form: Rhyme
Old Man Trump
Was a really grouchy grump
Who would sit  upon his rump
Like a couch-potato chump
Like a Groper poised to jump
Anything that he could hump
With a tiny little stump
He would huff and puff and pump
Till he found the City Dump
And became another...Read More
Categories: sump, betrayal, bullying, goodbye, humorous, political, pollution, satire,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Lotsa Limericks--- Politicians Per Verse
Our prez is now Donald J Trump
Who has promised to clean out the sump
      Well he's certainly no wussy
      When groping a pussy
What more to expect from a gump?

In charge...Read More
Categories: sump, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
life with Trump X
Who tweets toxic thoughts like a pump
And has shown that we are his sump?
The zone he has sewn
This chump dump he must own
Ain't Earth—it’s his clone—planet "Trump!"

Author's Note: What are they teaching at the planetarium (otherwise known as the kindergarten)?...Read More
Categories: sump, betrayal, bullying, death of a friend, evil,
Form: Limerick
Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb
Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb

Candidates  with each other contended
Maybe Constitution should be amended
And in certain part of it the way it read
For President can't run if a knucklehead.

Of before you never made any sense
And to everyone was always...Read More
Categories: sump, howl, humorous,
Form: Couplet
heart sewage - Harmatophile
(Heart sewage)


If I could I would

Turn off this love faucet

It has begun to back up again.

Flooded the basement

Filled with mud

Devotion, emotion and dust.

All this broken plumbing

A chemical eroding trust

Our constant numbing in procrastination

A cracking foundation

A sump pump drains

The rain is...Read More
Categories: sump, addiction, emotions, for her, image, introspection, love,
Form: Romanticism
you get up
and shake you stuff
it make yo sump
do the bump
cause music gets underneat
with that
FUNKY BEAT...Read More
Categories: sump, adventure, creation,
Form: Light Verse
my bet
I bet on a horse and it won
50 quid is not a huge sum
So I bet again and still won 
But 100 quid is still a small sum
So I bet again and guess what?
Yes, I won
But 300 quid is still...Read More
Categories: sump, funny, horse,
Form: Acrostic
The Heart
The Heart
  1  The heart has many chambers it is just like a small pump
  2  Tyrones’ is getting full and needs cleaning like a sump.
  3    It’s a difficult thing to...Read More
Categories: sump, health, heart, heart, life,
Form: I do not know?
to night is just right
soft lights
my boby is tight
won't sump and 
hump and bump
and eat spice ham
...Read More
Categories: sump, adventure, happiness,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Things That Suck
T Thumb-sucking children while they are sleeping.
H Hematophagous animals, which means blood-seeking.
I Insects like those in the worm family.
N Newborns that just do it naturally.
G Guys who love guys and who do it with ease.
S Sump pumps and sippers and...Read More
Categories: sump, funny,
Form: Acrostic
we have soft seat
theyer not weak
we sump our  feet
to the beat
its a treat
also a food cart
at my
BALL PARK...Read More
Categories: sump, childhood
Form: I do not know?
The Samaritan
Ok stop nagging, you twisted me arm, 
Ill tell you a true story that caused me harm.
My wife and I ran out of petrol on the motorway,
It was the second minute of the third hour of the day.

So off I...Read More
Categories: sump, funny, travel, me, wife, me,
Form: Rhyme