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Sump Poems - Poems about Sump

Premium Member A Real Bloke's Shed
... Have you ever wondered what’s kept in a real blokes shed? I bet you thought them full of junk, but I’m telling you instead. I’ve had the privilege to peruse such a shed one night, It’s owned by ......

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Categories: sump, friend, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member dance with the devil
... like a miserable cockroach he wriggled through wreckage in the sump of his life bottle in hand and at delirious mouth in a macabre rehearsal of final strides what had once been a passionate w......

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Categories: sump, appreciation,
Form: Free verse



The Gallery, Gala, Larry, Part 2
...Students their little burning harmonies | you compos’d it One single gallery | public arras blasé debate re-placed Sheets just- | cool on clothesline whiskered with wear. Variousness was it| trus......

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Categories: sump, art, humanity, metaphor, natural
Form: Free verse
Premium Member But Plumbers Cost So Much
...Sump pump is broken Constant water run Plumbers cost money Homeowner is sad Waits a bit too long The basement floods Ruins couches Bedding thrown out Salvage nothing Expensive Life less......

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Categories: sump, water,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
ya wanna know how hard it iz
.... very hard it's the sump think mine can't explain the tear from mine al......

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Categories: sump, analogy, write,
Form: Dramatic Verse



sump times your naughty girl
.... i felt that that special thing boyz like mine engage ......

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Categories: sump, beautiful, business,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member roto rooter is not enough
...Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste A waste dump that's sticky with paste Mike's endorsement bet Is an enormous threat That sump pumps can never erase Author's note: For those unfamiliar wit......

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Categories: sump, cancer, evil, love hurts,
Form: Limerick
Surviving Winter
...The holidays are history and winter settles in with its pain-in-the-rear wind chill; a light covering of snow finally brightens the mood for a day or two until it’s washed away by rain. The sump i......

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Categories: sump, winter,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Eight Hours of Sleep a Night
...Take all your vitamins and meds, twice a day Exercise often, don't just 'play' Eat healthy foods, but sparingly No caffeine ever after mid-day Regular visits, doctor and dental ......

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Categories: sump, life, philosophy, sleep, work,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Etch a Bark
...to re-verse ...some poetry... be to ...sump 'po'-at-tree... and if ...some poe (at tree)... be of ...sumped poetry... then to ...sump poe at tree... will glossen ...some po-at-tr......

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Categories: sump, volleyball, word play,
Form: Free verse
Wht I Look At When My Better Self Sleeps
...A good rifle or shotgun, Kittens, pups, and Panda cubs. Harley rides, juke boxes and pinball machines. Cool stuff like that. Oh yes, and ogling Cosplay girls In their sexy costumes, and tho......

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Categories: sump, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Whatsapp Woes
...Whatsapp Woes I marvel at the morning dump, Where innards churn, as a pump, Where mighty thoughts, Of what aught, and naught, Get flushed into the Whatsapp sump! A meeting spot For thought......

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Categories: sump, anger, community, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Feeling It
..."I am feeling it." He said. He meant his age. As I watched I saw a vision… Out from the cuttlefish bones of his breast grime coughed up and dribbled. I saw his heart stutter, the vapid flutter......

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Categories: sump, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Whiskey After Work
...A week away from Ground Hog Day And my water heater’s sore. It spat at my clumsy plumbing, Took a leak on the basement floor. That triggered my elderly sump pump To noisily heave up its guts. M......

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Categories: sump, allegory, home,
Form: Burlesque
No Toilets In Heaven
...There are no toilets up in Heaven, so I was told Righteous are the perfect sheep in God's Holy fold They no longer have the need to pee or drop a turd. That's based on the information I recently h......

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Categories: sump, heaven, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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