Short Sump Poems

you get up
and shake you stuff
it make yo sump
do the bump
cause music gets underneat
with that
FUNKY BEAT...

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we have soft seat
theyer not weak
we sump our  feet
to the beat
its a treat
also a food cart
at my
BALL PARK...

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to night is just right
soft lights
my boby is tight
won't sump and 
hump and bump
and eat spice ham
WHERE IS THE JAM...

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Boris Johnson looks just like Donald Trump
Which means that for liberals he's a chump
   He swears he will Brexit
   If not he will text that
Voters can place his rump in a sump-pump...

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There once was a Donald named Trump 
whom the lib(e)rals considered a chump, 
a grump and a sump, 
a gump and a dump — 
with a noggin as plump as his rump....

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to re-verse
...some poetry...

be to
...sump 'po'-at-tree...

and if
...some poe (at tree)...

be of
...sumped poetry...

then to
...sump poe at tree...

will glossen
...some po-at-tree...


stan sand...

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Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste
A waste dump that's sticky with paste
Mike's endorsement bet
Is an enormous threat
That sump pumps can never erase

Author's note: For those unfamiliar with USA's government, Mike Johnson is the current Speaker of the House....

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Whatsapp Woes

I marvel at the morning dump,
Where innards churn, as a pump,
Where mighty thoughts,
Of what aught, and naught,
Get flushed into the Whatsapp sump!

A meeting spot
For thoughts to rot,
To raise a stink,
Smudge still-wet ink;
Cesspool of noxious broth!...

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Who tweets toxic thoughts like a pump
And has shown that we are his sump?
The zone he has sewn
This chump dump he must own
Ain't Earth—it’s his clone—planet "Trump!"


Author's Note: What are they teaching at the planetarium (otherwise known as the kindergarten)?  Mercury, Venus, Trump, Mars, Jupiter.......

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Lured across the world were we,
to setting sun, ancient sea,
lured to pastures greener?

Wanderlust gripped the core of me,
to setting sun, and ancient sea.
Naiveté fueled, footloose; free,
lured to pastures greener?

Herded, prodded, poked, 
primed-pumped,
gripped by fool's gold's glittering sump;
always searching never free;
to take a moments time for me....

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Thousands of children kidnapped by Trump
Suffered abuse to more than their rump
According to some
Trump's immigrant mum
Should have flushed Donald Trump down a sump*

*Newspaper today reports Trump admits "thousands"
of children will NOT be re-united with their parents 
 - after suffering months of physical and mental abuse - 
"because it would be harmful to the children"!...

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Was a really grouchy grump
Who would sit  upon his rump
Like a couch-potato chump
Like a Groper poised to jump
Anything that he could hump
With a tiny little stump
He would huff and puff and pump
Till he found the City Dump
And became another lump
To be flushed straight down the sump
With a thumpety-thumpety thump
(One may NEVER dump a Trump
With a bumpety-bumpety bump)!...

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Great victory, Boris!
Still reading Horace?
Dear me, Jeremy,
his own worst enemy.
And Nigel Farage?
 must be still at large.
Has Donald Trump
got caught in a sump?
Is Vladimir Putin
for world power still rootin'?
Emmanuel Macron
is still getting on.
Angela Merkel
rhymes with "Ferkel'.
which means little pig.'
Who cares a fig?
Do we live in a time
when nothing can rhyme?...

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A  good rifle or shotgun,
Kittens, pups, and Panda cubs.
Harley rides,
juke boxes and pinball machines.
Cool stuff like that.

Oh yes, and ogling Cosplay girls
In their sexy costumes,
and those joyful shuffle-dancing females 
on You Tube.
Vintage p..n

It’s then that ghostly desires rise up like sump
from a rusty oil tank,
impulses that make me tremble 
as if I had 
some kind of geriatric palsy....

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i asked her
about her
asterisk

she turned
around and
confronted

me
blocking
that which

what i
was look
ing at

then she
turned
back

around
and bent
down look

ing at me
with her
cyclops

eye
butt i
closely

upon closer
examination
found her's

was more
of an or
ifice for

it seemed to 
be breathing
more like a

mouth
so i french
kissed her

right then
and right
there...

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I thank you trump
Your trumpty dump dump dump
Has taught me to thump sump and 
Shown me the runk of the junk of the world.

Your ravings have released cravings
Mavings, havings on all who have stavings
Belavings us into redravings
Leaving all to flap in the torrents

We see you go, flow, mow
Unhitching your ego, fleego, steego meego
Amigo in torrents of pleegos and stum

This is where you left me
Heft me, reft me...

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.

                very hard

           it's the sump think
                mine can't
                  explain

                  the tear
                from mine
                   all ten
            locked tight these 
                    keys
          whilst mine non-stop
                    brain
                   speeds



*'speed' in the stead uv 'races' to distinguish mine brain's
  move..az in...not racing thoughts ;)
  
...

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