Stupider Poems - Poems about Stupider

...What’s stupider? Knowing that this is going nowhere, But awaiting for a response from you Knowing that there’s no going back, But enjoying those small tingles whenever the screen flashes ......Read More

... Different Days A day like no other for several reasons I found out my wife is a man with a hidden A day like no other for several reasons For somebody stole the engine from my car A day......Read More

...For anger through envy I am familiar I guess it’s how men be when feeling inferior Motive get better of me I am familiar shorter fatter or just ugly all men are similar Those with onl......Read More

...You’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter and a head that couldn’t be stupider as for your teets I’m not sure they exist you’re a nasty narcissist brown nose and lips probably Nazi in a past life ......Read More

...A star is born with brightest light a supernova at first sight far away rays light the dark super solar set to park Nearby gas clouds too far to gobble pulled into orbit forming two balls ......Read More

...There once was a young man from Jupiter Who always did things a bit stupider--- Cooked an egg, didn't turn it Boiled water and burned it--- His next flame won't find him any cuter.......Read More

...Lighthouse At Jupiter Some say I must appear to be stupider, Saying one looked like I saw at Jupiter; Color is red, They all said; On Florida coast is where it does occur. Comes To Push And......Read More

...The stars wink above in the heavens high, I look for Mars, Venus, and lil' Pluto; Planets I see but cannot journey go, Glad still I know that they are in the sky. The moon revolves around my lit......Read More

...I just found out two poodles that I bought were ferrets! Ay caramba! And guess what? To make each one resemble less a rat, they gave them steroids, making them both fat! They also fluffed th......Read More

...Shattered I really should be sleeping But I cannot Two years ago we met and my heart skipped a beat Two years later we meet again and it still skips a beat Yet you remain the same in your stance Don’......Read More

...It seems the higher up the ladder The stupider some people get With just the right amount Their futures seem set Skill doesn't always matter The dum can have success They get pushed up even higher R......Read More

...Another true tom tale Many years ago, 1971 or 72, We had only one bathroom Normally that would do I had to pee real bad, The bathroom occupied Another tom brainstorm Why not use outside? ......Read More

...there’s nothing quite as nice as the smell of a puppy's soft belly. there’s nothing quite as beautiful as those little orange peel goose bumps that surround a girlfri......Read More