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What Is Stupider

...What’s stupider?

Knowing that this is going nowhere, 
But awaiting for a response from you 

Knowing that there’s no going back,
But enjoying those small tingles whenever the screen flashes 
...

Categories: stupider, betrayal, break up, crush,
Form: Free verse

Different Days

...Different Days
A day like no other for several reasons
I found out my wife is a man with a hidden 

A day like no other for several reasons
For somebody stole the engine from my car

A day lik...

Categories: stupider, hilarious, imagination, life, perspective,
Form: Verse

Lonely

...For anger through envy
I am familiar 
I guess it’s how men be
when feeling inferior 

Motive get better of me
I am familiar 
shorter fatter or just ugly
all men are similar 

Those with onl...

Categories: stupider, anger, angst, anxiety, confidence,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Scare Her Will Some

...You’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter 
and a head that couldn’t be stupider 
as for your teets I’m not sure they exist
you’re a nasty narcissist 
brown nose and lips 
probably Nazi in a past life ...

Categories: stupider, dark, evil, power,
Form: Rhyme

Super No Vah Here To Stay

...A star is born with brightest light 
a supernova at first sight
far away rays light the dark 
super solar set to park

Nearby gas clouds too far to gobble 
pulled into orbit forming two balls 
...

Categories: stupider, blessing,
Form: Rhyme

Next Flame

...There once was a young man from Jupiter
Who always did things a bit stupider---
   Cooked an egg, didn't turn it
   Boiled water and burned it---
His next flame won't find him any cuter....

Categories: stupider, food, smart,
Form: Limerick

Lighthouse At Jupiter

...Lighthouse At Jupiter

Some say I must appear to be stupider,
Saying one looked like I saw at Jupiter;
Color is red,
They all said;
On Florida coast is where it does occur.

Comes To Push And...

Categories: stupider, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Ideals

...The stars wink above in the heavens high,
I look for Mars, Venus, and lil' Pluto; 
Planets I see but cannot journey go,
Glad still I know that they are in the sky.
The moon revolves around my lit...

Categories: stupider, heaven, hope, night, sky,
Form: Sonnet

Animal Antics

...I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them steroids, making them both fat!

They also fluffed th...

Categories: stupider, humor, pets,
Form: Couplet

Shattered

...Shattered
I really should be sleeping
But I cannot
Two years ago we met and my heart skipped a beat
Two years later we meet again and it still skips a beat
Yet you remain the same in your stance
Don’...

Categories: stupider, love, me, heart, heart,
Form: ABC

Hierchy of Stupidity

...It seems the higher up the ladder
The stupider some people get
With just the right amount
Their futures seem set

Skill doesn't always matter
The dum can have success
They get pushed up even higher
R...

Categories: stupider, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Second Bathroom

...Another true tom tale

Many years ago,
1971 or 72,
We had only one bathroom
Normally that would do

I had to pee real bad,
The bathroom occupied
Another tom brainstorm
Why not use outside?
...

Categories: stupider, adventure, funny, history, sorry,
Form: Bio

Nothings

...there’s nothing quite 

as nice as 

the smell of

a puppy's soft belly.

 

there’s nothing quite

as beautiful as those little 

orange peel goose bumps

that surround 

a girlfri...

Categories: stupider, life, lost love, love,
Form: Free verse