Nothings

there’s nothing quite as nice as the smell of a puppy's soft belly. there’s nothing quite as beautiful as those little orange peel goose bumps that surround a girlfriend’s **** on a dreamy saturday morning. there’s nothing quite as refreshing as the sweet smell of the air after a thunderstorm passes by. there’s nothing quite as panicky as plugging up the toilet in your friend's house. there’s nothing quite as dreadful as struggling out of bed in the morning with a severe head cold. there’s nothing quite as shameful as not speaking one’s mind. there’s nothing quite as honorable as doing a good deed without anyone else noticing. there’s nothing quite as funny as the crazy look a poodle gets in it’s eye just before launching into a running jag. there’s nothing quite as fun anytime you drive a car over 90 miles per hour. there’s nothing quite as illuminating as realizing your parents are stupider than you thought. there’s nothing quite as sickening as the moment you realize you’ve lost a lover to another. there’s nothing quite as unforgivable as laying on your death bed choked with regret.