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Stupid People Poems - Poems about Stupid People


Dead Head
Dead Head Some are hard to work with Others are easy to deal with Some are real pains in the ing **** I know many like this Both male and female They bug you like a sore toe Try not to give them credit For being a pain in the **** This is what they want Makes them do it more Never ever stopping Till you shoot...

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Categories: stupid people, analogy, angst, emotions, satire,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member 17 Syllable Opinion
closed-minded people ultimately sound astonishingly stupid...

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Categories: stupid people, judgement,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member Stupid People
I get tired of being late every day because of the stupidity of others He says. I get tired of his sarcastic attitude but I keep quiet. Poor you! A co-worker says. Poor you. They lament all of the dumb people they have met that day. Yesterday a whacked out old man cut in front of me, And I thought I...

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Categories: stupid people, age, character, hilarious, how
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Stupid People
Ah, look at all the stupid people. I look at all the stupid people. Eleanor Rigby has nothing to say but goes on and goes on and goes on. She's a moron. Mr McKenzie whines and complains about everything under the moon. He's a buffoon. All the stupid people, where do they all come from? All the stupid people, I wish they...

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Categories: stupid people, parody, song,
Form: Rhyme
Shh, I'M Hiding From Stupid People
I'm scared to express myself, Because the world might find me weird, But in fact I'm not timid. If I avoid contact with people, It doesn't mean I'm disconnected with the world, It means I'm not interested! When books ornament my hands all day long, Don't conclude me as a book worm, It means I...

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Categories: stupid people, crazy,
Form: Free verse



Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three By Elton Camp Warnings show how stupid folks can be As promised, here you have part three Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face: “Warning, of nuts this may have a trace” A can of air freshener does tell: “For use only by trained personnel” A rat poison is trying to be nice: “Has caused cancer in...

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Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Easy Elimination of Stupid People, Part Two
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Two By Elton Camp I continue to believe that, without doubt Remove warnings, problem works out If going without product warnings we try, Very soon, all the stupid people will die Some folks’ stupidity continues to amaze These are real warnings in paraphrase Triops Fish Food assumes no gumption: “Warning: Not for human consumption” On treated lumber from Home...

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Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Easy Elimination of Stupid People
Easy Elimination of Stupid People By Elton Camp (Note: All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings) For meeting this goal, the best way to go about Just remove warning labels, let it sort itself out From the stupid, what could we expect If these actual dangers they didn’t detect The bottle of Windex wisely does advise “Do not spray this...

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Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Stupid People
Where are they? Why should you wonder? There are stupid people Everywhere the sun is under I’m one too, I’ve been blundered. I thought that I could change. Did it work? Well, No, I realized that the only being, That I could change is myself. Scoping their prey, With solemn moods, Is what stupid people like. They are aroused when you, The goody-two shoe, Is in strife. Why? Why? Why? You say to yourself, Do...

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Categories: stupid people, life, people, philosophypeople, people,
Form: Rhyme
The Only Thing I Hate More Than Stupid People. Is When I'M That Stupid Person
this is what you got it's what he gave you you want more to bad your quest for knowledge is killing me it's killing the world don't like it to bad there got to be a heaven because you can't accept you own death to bad o god show me what to do i can't find my way that's why you can cry not good enough to...

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Categories: stupid people,
Form: I do not know?
Stupid People!
They say stupid things to get you down They say they're sorry Then go and do it again It feels like crap And hurts my feelings So screw those people who do this to others!...

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Categories: stupid people, angst, people, teen
Form: I do not know?

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