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Stupid People Poems - Poems about Stupid People

Dead Head

Dead Head

Some are hard to work with

Others are easy to deal with

Some are real pains in the ing ****

I know many like this

Both male and female

They bug you like a sore toe

Try not to give them credit

For being a pain in the ****

This is what they want

Makes them do it more

Never ever stopping

Till you shoot

Categories: stupid people, analogy, angst, emotions, satire,
Form: Blank verse

17 Syllable Opinion

closed-minded people ultimately sound astonishingly stupid

Categories: stupid people, judgement,
Form: Monoku

Stupid People

I get tired of being late every day because of the stupidity of others
He says.
I get tired of his sarcastic attitude but I keep quiet.
Poor you! A co-worker says. Poor you.
They lament all of the dumb people they have met that day.
Yesterday a whacked out old man cut in front of me,
And I thought I

Categories: stupid people, age, character, hilarious, how
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Stupid People

Ah, look at all the stupid people.
I look at all the stupid people.
Eleanor Rigby has nothing to say but goes on and goes on and goes on.
She's a moron.
Mr McKenzie whines and complains about everything under the moon.
He's a buffoon.
All the stupid people, where do they all come from?
All the stupid people, I wish they

Categories: stupid people, parody, song,
Form: Rhyme

Shh, I'M Hiding From Stupid People

I'm scared to express myself, 
Because the world might find me weird, 
But in fact I'm not timid. 
If I avoid contact with people, 
It doesn't mean I'm disconnected with the world, 
It means I'm not interested! 
When books ornament my hands all day long, 
Don't conclude me as a book worm, 
It means I

Categories: stupid people, crazy,
Form: Free verse

Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three

Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three

By Elton Camp

Warnings show how stupid folks can be
As promised, here you have part three
Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face:
“Warning, of nuts this may have a trace”

A can of air freshener does tell:
“For use only by trained personnel”
A rat poison is trying to be nice:
“Has caused cancer in

Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Easy Elimination of Stupid People, Part Two

Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Two

By Elton Camp

I continue to believe that, without doubt
Remove warnings, problem works out
If going without product warnings we try,
Very soon, all the stupid people will die

Some folks’ stupidity continues to amaze
These are real warnings in paraphrase
Triops Fish Food assumes no gumption:
“Warning: Not for human consumption”

On treated lumber from Home

Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Easy Elimination of Stupid People

Easy Elimination of Stupid People 

By Elton Camp

(Note:  All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings)

For meeting this goal, the best way to go about
Just remove warning labels, let it sort itself out
From the stupid, what could we expect
If these actual dangers they didn’t detect

The bottle of Windex wisely does advise
“Do not spray this

Categories: stupid people, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Stupid People

Where are they?
Why should you wonder?
There are stupid people 
Everywhere the sun is under
I’m one too,
I’ve been blundered.
I thought that I could change.
Did it work?
Well,
No,
I realized that the only being,
 That I could change is myself.

Scoping their prey,
With solemn moods,
Is what stupid people like.
They are aroused when you,
The goody-two shoe,
Is in strife.
Why?
Why?
Why?
You say to yourself,
Do

Categories: stupid people, life, people, philosophypeople, people,
Form: Rhyme

The Only Thing I Hate More Than Stupid People. Is When I'M That Stupid Person

this is what you got 
it's what he gave you
you want more to bad

your quest for knowledge
is killing me
it's killing the world
don't like it to bad

there got to be a heaven
because you can't accept
you own death 
to bad

o god show me what to do
i can't find my way
that's why you can cry
not good enough to

Categories: stupid people,
Form: I do not know?

Stupid People!

They say stupid things to get you down
They say they're sorry
Then go and do it again
It feels like crap
And hurts my feelings
So screw those people who do this to others!

Categories: stupid people, angst, people, teen
Form: I do not know?