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The Old Dreamers
...The dreamers She has fallen asleep in the living room, watching TV I feel guilty should have joined her, but soap opera, do my head in Now, I am going to sit near her on the sofa and when she wa......
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Jan Hansen
Categories:
sozzled,
angst, best friend, blessing,
Form:
Blank verse
A Poet's Mirage
...There is a bubble of illusion right here on the soup Its shadow still finds the same sozzled group This conjuring is cloaked and lobbied with scripture But ego confuses the muse and its picture ......
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Mark Koplin
Categories:
sozzled,
confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Drunken Rogue
...I am drunk, stoned, woozy and tipsy Drinking beer, brandy and whiskey, Swinging with abandon like a gipsy. Kinda crazy, sozzled but hella merry… Ha, Mary, kiss me! And Yo Sherry, Your luscious l......
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Abdul Malik
Categories:
sozzled,
addiction,
Form:
Rhyme
Twist My Tongue For Poetry Contest
...Sister Susie swigged seven Sangria's, Seven Sangria's sister Susie swigged. Swigging seven Sangria's was so stupid - Susie’s severely sozzled her twin sister twigged! 1/17/20...
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Jan Allison
Categories:
sozzled,
drink, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Marinated Rabbit Stew
...I went fishing with my brother Ron, and a bloke named Tommy Grace. We had camped along the Tarago where we could fish on Harvey's place. Ron brought along his rabbit traps; he don't like fishing mu......
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Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
sozzled,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Thanksgiving Dinner Gone Awry
...It was my first Thanksgiving dinner as his wife so I wanted the meal to be perfect in every way But...trembling in fear, I cut my finger with a knife It was the beginning of a day in piteous disar......
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Lin Lane
Categories:
sozzled,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Pa Goose's Bedtime Stories - 1
...I was leanin' on the fence slurpin' a mug o' joe, Admirin' my neighbor's garden and watchin' Harry hoe. "Harry, Harry", I asked, "What makes yer garden grow?" "I spread oodles of fecal matter on e......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
sozzled,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Newsflash - Rudolph Demoted
...Claus chose Vixen to lead his sleigh this year. Rudolph was assigned to bring up the rear. Vixen was promoted; Rudy was demoted, Since he was sozzled and too......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
sozzled,
christmas, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Yoga Class
...Yoga is in half an hour, I've had my shower. And dinner too, with wine. Problem is last time I had yoga with wine, after downward dog my head was a fog. Not a good look, It could be mistook for ......
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Jean Murray
Categories:
sozzled,
drink, endurance, image,
Form:
Rhyme
Asifa's Blood Pens
...Asifa's Blood Pens (The Courageous Princess) No! No! Wipe out the name of Asifa! No more Asifa's on this earth to be born! O Lord, my creator, my benefactor, my protector! My parents chose m......
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Balveen Cheema
Categories:
sozzled,
child abuse, community, death,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Contests and Lists - My Favourite Things Not
...I pick up my notepad and find a sharp pencil (Hope any comments won’t be too detrimental) I scan the contest themes and hope I’m inspired I’ll enter an old poem if I’m just too darn......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
sozzled,
humorous, irony, poetry,
Form:
Couplet
Brahms and Liszt
...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......
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David Lindsay
Categories:
sozzled,
drink,
Form:
List
One Drunken Night
...In through the front door he creeps The old girl lies upstairs asleep Then he hears her call In his drunken stupor he falls Her swear words should carry a bleep. He's broken her ornamental well H......
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Darren Watson
Categories:
sozzled,
funny,
Form:
Free verse
Be of Good Cheer This Thanksgiving Day
...May tranquility reign and grace your Thanksgiving board this year, As you thank the Good Lord for all the blessings you hold dear! I pray that it will be a time of good cheer and not a free-for-a......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
sozzled,
funny, holiday, thanksgiving, cousin,
Form:
Couplet
Hey, That's My Money
...Well, I see that Congress is proposin' another trillion dollar spree! Those inept buffoons must think money grows upon a tree! The treasury is crankin' out bales of twenty-dollar bills, Doin' thei......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
sozzled,
funny, political, money,
Form:
Rhyme
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