Smacker Poems - Poems about Smacker

...Whoever invented the Kiss I'd like to shake their hand But I won't Because I'm shortsighted and always miss It wouldn't be such a problem If I had Mick Jaggers's lips But the boss My Mrs do......Read the rest...

..."I want to be a nutcracker!" Came my announcement one day. I won't need the strength of a linebacker to make my chosen profession pay. "I want to be a nutcracker!" Grasping them tight ......Read the rest...

...An airborne marvel, so pretty, Your flight, relentless, soars with might, Your features, colorful wonder. Sunflowers hail sun merrily, Your nectar sip, mid-air delight, Stirs my senses with ......Read the rest...

...Charley my wheel horse says that Jim is a yack, always jawing now. They are both scrunchers, they nearly swallow their teeth on chow. Jim is unsalted, but not lazy or slow, although he has trail du......Read the rest...

...Tarry leather stuck a hat in an Eagle's feather and called it a smacker while it looked for the wise cracker. And the tarry leather came alive personified. But, it wiggled away while it was inside. A......Read the rest...

...Occasionally in life comes a welcome surprise Fierce determination seen in Nancy Pelosi’s eyes Upon visiting Ukraine to support Zelensky ~ She bolstered his stock (and his smile) immensel......Read the rest...

...One day we were at the pool. Jumping off the diving board ! That was a big jump. ! They just did belly smackers. I would not do a belly smacker. It would hurt. ! That was a perfect dive. Th......Read the rest...

...One day we were at the pool. Jumping off the diving board ! That was a big jump. ! They just did belly smackers. I would not do a belly smacker. It would hurt. ! That was a perfect dive. Th......Read the rest...

...One day we were at the pool. Jumping off the diving board ! That was a big jump. ! They just did belly smackers. I would not do a belly smacker. It would hurt. ! That was a perfect dive. Th......Read the rest...

...I know a young lady named Kimmie A big smacker I wish she could gimmie Plus a long distant squeezie From this dear Asian sweetie Would sure put a zing in my dinghy......Read the rest...

...A kiss a kiss, its only a kiss Pucker up and try not to miss A sign of affection and joy When boy kiss girl, girl kiss boy If its a peck on the cheek Or a lip smacker you need Makes you feel wa......Read the rest...

...Lip smacker candies that float in the air singing hearts and sweetened tarts she kisses him, with tender loving care cuz she loved him from the very start...Read the rest...

...There once was a smurf named Smurfette, who smurfed around in a blue smurfvette. She dated a smurf whose first name was Smacker. When they had their first date he smurfed and smacked her. A......Read the rest...

...A big smacker on the bum is usually a good sign Especially if accompanied by an extra long sigh If the other party drools Even better the rules For a long and happy set to, if no one's ne......Read the rest...

...Life isn't all roses, other kinds come to mind But flowers are flowers doesn't matter the kind Though some are stinky All are pretty, me thinky When added by a smacker on the bare behind<......Read the rest...