Long Smacker Poems
Long Smacker Poems. Below are the most popular long Smacker by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Smacker poems by poem length and keyword.
Cowboy Conversation With Barkeep
Charley my wheel horse says that Jim is a yack, always jawing now.
They are both scrunchers, they nearly swallow their teeth on chow.
Jim is unsalted, but not lazy or slow, although he has trail dust...
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Categories:
smacker, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
Missin kissin I'm No Spring Chicken I'm All Out Of Luck
Whoever invented the Kiss
I'd like to shake their hand
But I won't
Because I'm shortsighted and always miss
It wouldn't be such a problem
If I had Mick Jaggers's lips
But the boss
My Mrs doesn't like it
And slaps me...
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Categories:
smacker, divorce, farewell, kiss,
Form:
Free verse
Smirk
In our maniacal world madness cosplay nativity.
When sanctuary is cynical take cyanide outside in
a synchronized social suicide.
Life at your disposal realize life is disposable.
Lacking eye warble, below-zero countertop marble.
Stumble over the five o'clock...
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Categories:
smacker, adventure, care, fate, word play, words, write,
Form:
Free verse
I Want To Be a Nutcracker
"I want to be a nutcracker!"
Came my announcement one day.
I won't need the strength of a linebacker
to make my chosen profession pay.
"I want to be a nutcracker!"
Grasping them tight like in a vise.
Even the big...
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Categories:
smacker, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Love In the Trenches
Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together with a thud
You scream out bloody murder together
Promise your undying...
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Categories:
smacker, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Love In the Trenches
Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together with a thud
You scream out bloody murder together
Promise your undying...
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Categories:
smacker, fun, passion,
Form:
Limerick
Love In The Trenches
Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together with a thud
You scream bloody murder together
Promise your undying love...
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Categories:
smacker, love,
Form:
Limerick
Faded Wise
Tarry leather stuck a hat in an Eagle's feather and called it a smacker while it looked for the wise cracker. And the tarry leather came alive personified. But, it wiggled away while it was...
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Categories:
smacker, adventure, art,
Form:
Free verse
Lady Numbnuts
A lady once called herself “Numbnuts”
Now that was totally uncalled for
The sweetest filly I've ever did know
Must chastise her, give her what for
Next time I see her, if I see her again
Gonna plant a big...
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Categories:
smacker, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Hummingbird
An airborne marvel, so pretty,
Your flight, relentless, soars with might,
Your features, colorful wonder.
Sunflowers hail sun merrily,
Your nectar sip, mid-air delight,
Stirs my senses with your smacker.
Rose’s nectar so sweet and juicy,
You drink with...
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Categories:
smacker, bird,
Form:
Rhyme
Kiss Kiss
A kiss a kiss, its only a kiss
Pucker up and try not to miss
A sign of affection and joy
When boy kiss girl, girl kiss boy
If its a peck on the cheek
Or a lip smacker you...
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Categories:
smacker, boyfriend, cute love, girlfriend, happy, love,
Form:
Rhyme