Short Smacker Poems
Short Smacker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Smacker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Smacker by length and keyword.
theyer here and there
and everywhere
theyer not your friend
they know how to get in
some know pass word too
no matter what you do
can't stop those smacker
CUMPUTER HACKER
Lip smacker candies that float in the air
singing hearts and sweetened tarts
she kisses him, with tender loving care
cuz she loved him from the very start
I know a young lady named Kimmie
A big smacker I wish she could gimmie
Plus a long distant squeezie
From this dear Asian sweetie
Would sure put a zing in my dinghy
Occasionally in life comes a welcome surprise
Fierce determination seen in Nancy Pelosi’s eyes
Upon visiting Ukraine to support Zelensky
~ She bolstered his stock (and his smile) immensely
Life isn't all roses, other kinds come to mind
But flowers are flowers doesn't matter the kind
Though some are stinky
All are pretty, me thinky
When added by a smacker on the bare behind
I know a young lady named Kimmie
A big smacker I wish she could gimmie
Plus a long distant squeezie
From this dear Asian sweetie
Would sure put a zing in my dinghy
© Jack Ellison 2015
A big smacker on the bum is usually a good sign
Especially if accompanied by an extra long sigh
If the other party drools
Even better the rules
For a long and happy set to, if no one's nearby
Oh great superior being, please allow me to speak
I wish to plant a kiss on your bum, it would leave me quite weak
I bow to you, your eminence
Excuse my fecklessness
Sure love to plant a wet smacker on both of your lovely cheeks
Oh great superior being, please allow me to speak
I wish to plant a kiss on your bum, that would leave me quite weak
I bow to you, your eminence
Excuse my fecklessness
Sure love to plant a big wet smacker on both of your lovely cheeks
Oh great superior being, please allow me to speak
I wish to plant a kiss on your bum, that would leave me quite weak
I bow to you, your eminence
Excuse my fecklessness
Sure love to plant a big wet smacker on both of your lovely cheeks
There once was a smurf named Smurfette,
who smurfed around in a blue smurfvette.
She dated a smurf whose first name was Smacker.
When they had their first date he smurfed and smacked
her.
And from that day on, he will forever be known
as Smacker Smurf, smurf smacker.
Form:
One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board !
That was a big jump.
! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
! They all fell.
The the life guards were yelling.
The pool was packed everyone was yelling.
Then ! Everyone went silent.
That was the biggest splash ever.
One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board !
That was a big jump.
! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
! They all fell.
The the life guards were yelling.
The pool was packed everyone was yelling.
Then ! Everyone went silent.
That was the biggest splash ever.
One day we were at the pool.
Jumping off the diving board !
That was a big jump.
! They just did belly smackers.
I would not do a belly smacker.
It would hurt.
! That was a perfect dive.
They were running around the pool.
It was very slippery.
! They all fell.
The the life guards were yelling.
The pool was packed everyone was yelling.
Then ! Everyone went silent.
That was the biggest splash ever.