Slaphappy Poems - Poems about Slaphappy

...I'm usually known for my silly stuff But once in a while I surprise Drooling all over my keyboard and yours With mushy stuff I fantasize At times been known to wear different hats Cont......Read the rest...

...Intoxicated Rondeau Totally intoxicated in prime movers’ immortality Never hidden in punchy illusion Broken heart dips into sacred circus hilarious absurdity Images of staggering lightheadednes......Read the rest...

...1. This hunger artist cannot read volumes of printed material fast enough to satiate an immense appetite and unquenchable thirst to acquire learning from the millenniums gushing fount of ......Read the rest...

...My poems are growing longer When reciting I run out of puff My lungs, once much stronger Struggle with long-winded stuff So, I'm writing this short refrain To curb my penchant to ramble I'm t......Read the rest...

...Slaphappy monkeys swinging from trees to trees Cartwheeling giraffes heads nodding in the breeze Burly sea lions chasing sperm whales in the seas A menagerie of animals dancing as they please B......Read the rest...

...There was once a slaphappy reindeer Who loved whisky, tequila and beer She hitched up with a moose When befuddled by booze Now she’s starting a mother’s career. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -......Read the rest...

...ONE STONE skipped by bonnie brook he’s showing off his perfect skill she hardly breathes standing still her eyes slaphappy-splash he handles the......Read the rest...

...Go ahead climb down off of That shelf and take a little Rhyme for yourself Tell tales of walking through Fields of tall grass Share funny stories about Running out of gas Write a poem or ......Read the rest...

...I’m a man whose tired and worn Empty and dead on my feet, Petered out, played out, pooped and torn Burn out, broke down and beat. Drowsy, droopy, drooping drained Dog tired, done in, done for, ......Read the rest...

...I'm usually known for my silly stuff But once in a while I surprise Drooling all over my keyboard and yours With mushy stuff I fantasize It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat Co......Read the rest...

...AMERICAN FOOTBALL Football fever is the billion dollar sport that rocks the land Other sports like tennis fans complain is just too bland Oh, but football stirs the spirit and gets the blood to pum......Read the rest...

...I'm usually known for my silly stuff But once in a while I surprise Drooling all over my keyboard and yours With mushy stuff I fantasize It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat Contrary to what......Read the rest...