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There was once a slaphappy reindeer Who loved whisky, tequila and beer She hitched up with a moose When befuddled by booze Now she’s starting a mother’s career. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest Hosted & Judged by Tania Kitchin Placed 4th © 14th December 2018

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Angela Crabtree

Date: 12/16/2020 6:53:00 PM

Such a bad bad reindeer ;)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2020 8:48:00 AM

Thank you for visiting, Angela. Too much alcohol effects people's behavior! Regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/16/2019 3:11:00 PM

Poor slaphappy reindeer - however maybe she enjoys motherhood! a very funny limerick Paul - poetry hugs, Jenny.

Paul Callus
Date: 3/16/2019 4:37:00 PM

Thank you, Jenny. I believe that motherhood will help to put her priorities in perspective. Regards & Hugs // paul

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/7/2019 3:45:00 PM

Hi Paul, well, that was one side-splitting read, A nice hearty laugh to end my evening. Congratulations on your win in the contest. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Your friend always....Mike.

Paul Callus
Date: 1/8/2019 9:37:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my humble lines, Mike...thank you. Hope you have a nice day. Regards // paul

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/19/2018 7:04:00 PM

Another winner from your very talented and prolific quill, Paul -great luck in the contest. Re the Blind Judge write. I served as a Bailiff for about 10 years after retiring from the USAF. During that time there were actually 2 blind judges in the State of Colorado. Again, Merry Christmas to you and yours - Bob

Paul Callus
Date: 12/20/2018 7:55:00 AM

Thank you, Bob. It is good to know that justice can be served blindly! A Merry Christmas to you, too, my friend. // paul

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/18/2018 10:49:00 AM

Lol! You wield wit so easily with the talent of your mighty poetic pen, Paul. A fun and fabulous limerick and has me smiling with glee! Congratulation on your excellent win. Warmest Holiday wishes and hugs, my enchanting friend.. ~Susan

Paul Callus
Date: 12/19/2018 1:01:00 PM

The fact it made you smile is enough for me, Susan; that was my intention! Thank you for the complimentary comments, and the congrats, my friend. Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/17/2018 5:59:00 PM

Lol! Paul, This is a funny "holiday" limerick. No wonder you placed! Congratulations on your placement in the contest:-) Alexis

Paul Callus
Date: 12/19/2018 12:47:00 PM

Thank you, Alexis. (I was sure I had answered to your comments yesterday!) Glad you found it funny...aim reached:) Regards // paul

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/17/2018 5:39:00 PM

Congratulations for your win :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/18/2018 7:03:00 AM

Thank you for coming back with congrats, Heidi. Have a nice day. // paul

Jan Allison

Date: 12/17/2018 4:37:00 PM

absolutely hilarious Paul! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/17/2018 4:35:00 PM

Paul this was very entertaining, congratulations on your placement!

Paul Callus
Date: 12/18/2018 7:12:00 AM

Thank you, Tania; it was my pleasure taking part. Regards // paul

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/16/2018 4:18:00 PM

Cute one. That would be a rude awakening. Enjoyed reading your work. Sara

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 2:38:00 AM

Thank you, Sara. Glad you enjoyed. Best regards // paul

Silent One

Date: 12/16/2018 6:46:00 AM

Ha! Good one Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 12/16/2018 7:50:00 AM

Thank you, S-1. Regards // paul

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/14/2018 5:45:00 PM

hilarious and fun, paul... drink alcohol moderately, lol... huggs

Paul Callus
Date: 12/15/2018 5:08:00 AM

Thank you, Nette. Yours is wise advice:) Have a lovely day...hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/14/2018 5:13:00 PM

Oh my, Paul. Can't wait to see their offspring. This is witty and fun to read. Best wishes in Tania's contest, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 12/15/2018 5:01:00 AM

Thank you for your pleasant visit, Carolyn. Pleased that you enjoyed my poem; hopefully made you smile as much as I did on reading your comment about 'donkeys':) Hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 12/14/2018 5:14:00 PM

When visiting a friend in New Hampshire, we arrived at her house and I asked her when she had gotten the donkeys. LOL Had never seen a moose before then. Trying to imagine the moose/reindeer love child.