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Reindeer Folly

There was once a slaphappy reindeer
Who loved whisky, tequila and beer
She hitched up with a moose
When befuddled by booze 
Now she’s starting a mother’s career. 

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Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Hosted & Judged by Tania Kitchin
Placed 4th
© 14th December 2018

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Angela Crabtree December 16, 2020 at 6:53 PM Such a bad bad reindeer ;) Paul Callus December 17, 2020 at 8:48 AM Thank you for visiting, Angela. Too much alcohol effects people's behavior! Regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos March 16, 2019 at 3:11 PM Poor slaphappy reindeer - however maybe she enjoys motherhood! a very funny limerick Paul - poetry hugs, Jenny. Paul Callus March 16, 2019 at 4:37 PM Thank you, Jenny. I believe that motherhood will help to put her priorities in perspective. Regards & Hugs // paul

Vladislav Raven January 7, 2019 at 3:45 PM Hi Paul, well, that was one side-splitting read, A nice hearty laugh to end my evening. Congratulations on your win in the contest. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Your friend always....Mike. Paul Callus January 8, 2019 at 9:37 AM Glad you enjoyed my humble lines, Mike...thank you. Hope you have a nice day. Regards // paul

Robert L. Hinshaw December 19, 2018 at 7:04 PM Another winner from your very talented and prolific quill, Paul -great luck in the contest. Re the Blind Judge write. I served as a Bailiff for about 10 years after retiring from the USAF. During that time there were actually 2 blind judges in the State of Colorado. Again, Merry Christmas to you and yours - Bob Paul Callus December 20, 2018 at 7:55 AM Thank you, Bob. It is good to know that justice can be served blindly! A Merry Christmas to you, too, my friend. // paul

Susan Ashley December 18, 2018 at 10:49 AM Lol! You wield wit so easily with the talent of your mighty poetic pen, Paul. A fun and fabulous limerick and has me smiling with glee! Congratulation on your excellent win. Warmest Holiday wishes and hugs, my enchanting friend.. ~Susan Paul Callus December 19, 2018 at 1:01 PM The fact it made you smile is enough for me, Susan; that was my intention! Thank you for the complimentary comments, and the congrats, my friend. Warm regards & Hugs // paul

Alexis Y. December 17, 2018 at 5:59 PM Lol! Paul, This is a funny "holiday" limerick. No wonder you placed! Congratulations on your placement in the contest:-) Alexis Paul Callus December 19, 2018 at 12:47 PM Thank you, Alexis. (I was sure I had answered to your comments yesterday!) Glad you found it funny...aim reached:) Regards // paul

Heidi Sands December 17, 2018 at 5:39 PM Congratulations for your win :) Paul Callus December 18, 2018 at 7:03 AM Thank you for coming back with congrats, Heidi. Have a nice day. // paul

Jan Allison December 17, 2018 at 4:37 PM absolutely hilarious Paul! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin December 17, 2018 at 4:35 PM Paul this was very entertaining, congratulations on your placement! Paul Callus December 18, 2018 at 7:12 AM Thank you, Tania; it was my pleasure taking part. Regards // paul

Sara Kendrick December 16, 2018 at 4:18 PM Cute one. That would be a rude awakening. Enjoyed reading your work. Sara Paul Callus December 17, 2018 at 2:38 AM Thank you, Sara. Glad you enjoyed. Best regards // paul

Silent One December 16, 2018 at 6:46 AM Ha! Good one Paul. Paul Callus December 16, 2018 at 7:50 AM Thank you, S-1. Regards // paul

Nette Onclaud December 14, 2018 at 5:45 PM hilarious and fun, paul... drink alcohol moderately, lol... huggs Paul Callus December 15, 2018 at 5:08 AM Thank you, Nette. Yours is wise advice:) Have a lovely day...hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire December 14, 2018 at 5:13 PM Oh my, Paul. Can't wait to see their offspring. This is witty and fun to read. Best wishes in Tania's contest, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn Paul Callus December 15, 2018 at 5:01 AM Thank you for your pleasant visit, Carolyn. Pleased that you enjoyed my poem; hopefully made you smile as much as I did on reading your comment about 'donkeys':) Hugs // paul Carolyn Devonshire December 14, 2018 at 5:14 PM When visiting a friend in New Hampshire, we arrived at her house and I asked her when she had gotten the donkeys. LOL Had never seen a moose before then. Trying to imagine the moose/reindeer love child.

Constance La France December 14, 2018 at 3:55 PM Paul, this is great, and funny too, best of luck in the contest ~ Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 4:17 PM So pleased I managed to light up your face with a smile, Constance:) Thank you for reading and liking. // paul

Vijay Pandit December 14, 2018 at 3:39 PM A fun read Paul..whiskey and tequila can do wonders..Best for a win. Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 4:10 PM Thank you, Vijay. Booze opens the doors to different stages of fun, euphoria, stupidity and regret! Regards // paul

Line Gauthier December 14, 2018 at 2:55 PM True love. Charming, Paul. Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 3:13 PM Thank you, Line. Have a nice weekend. // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen December 14, 2018 at 2:41 PM :))) ....... well done, Paul - Luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 3:07 PM Thank you, Anne-Lise:) Hope the sun will shine brightly tomorrow:) Hugs // paul

Heidi Sands December 14, 2018 at 2:36 PM LOL Funny one. Good luck in the contest :) Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 3:06 PM Glad you enjoyed it, Heidi:) Thank you. Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham December 14, 2018 at 1:52 PM Haha the booze has been many ones down fall. Good luck Paul. Tom. Paul Callus December 14, 2018 at 3:05 PM I am very wary of booze, Tom. I have seen many a gentleman making a fool of himself! Thank you for stopping by. Regards // paul