Silliness Poems - Poems about Silliness

An army of mites reside in our lashes With mouths and tiny claws Along the road to human evolution This was surely a major flaw Astronauts strangely can't burp in space What useless dribble is that Felines can have over one hundred kittens Now that's one pooped out cat Some atheists put up Christmas trees An identity crisis for sure A cow can poop up...

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How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sounds quite logical to me If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone Is it charged with battery Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste so funny If feathers...

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Don’t Forsake Me An interview with a dying tree. Annie Willow entered my office, It surprised all of us. At first glance, You might think she had no chance. I inquired to what she would bring, Something to add, something with zing. Her wilted leaves and branches, Just cleared our expansions. She spoke clear and concise, I had to think twice. Years of nurturing and encouraging My sprouts...

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While one often feels the strain Of life’s projects and stress, One should also break away For carefree silliness....

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seasonal silliness late winter whimsy sneaky downpours hit then run ~ season of rainbows sun and storms play tag unexpected rain showers ~ frisky thunder storms clouds play peek-a-boo drizzles turn to deluges ~ time to plant tulips wind tickles new leaves giggles leave dewdrop buttons ~ no more frost freeze tag raindrops play chopsticks in...

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How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sounds quite logical to me If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone Is it charged with battery Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste funny If feathers tickle...

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My “silliness” hat is atop my head As I begin yet another day Who knows where this weird mind of mine Will take me, who's to say Could go where no man's tread before To the outer limits of comedy On second thought, that's probably not it Sylvester the Cat is my matey Thuffering succotash! I'm totally lost Where's my silliness gene How could I...

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How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sounds quite logical to me If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone Is it charged with battery Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste so funny If feathers...

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Silliness is a big part of my day Without it life's filled with clouds of grey Yay for silliness A funny business There's no avoiding this horsie type play...

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Seems like I'm stuck in this silliness genre A goofy kind of genre to be in, oh momma Can't break the spell Stuck good, oh well Maybe I should just start smoking marijuana...

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How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sounds quite logical to me If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone Is it charged with battery Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste so funny If feathers...

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Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms where the businessmen paste on their hair and, Walter Mitties, woo the Muse with reprimands of Dr. Seuss. The best book of the age sold two, or three, or four (but not to you), strange copies...

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Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ declared! Bible Libel by Michael R. Burch If God is good, half the Bible is libel. I came up with this epigram after reading the Bible from cover to cover at age eleven, and wondering how anyone could call...

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Silliness is fun today. My poems are nonsense, happy play. I hear a siren far away. I do not care on this Friday. I will not stay this way, by way of fey…. But for this second, this faerie is in the throes of joy today....

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Demon smacked me awake with a slap. Sting on my cheek made me yell “Crap!” Demon laughed ‘til he fell off the bed. I laughed too when I saw he was dead....

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