Much Silliness

How can someone draw a blank
Now that's a real poser
How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food
Eating that stuff's not kosher

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs
Sounds quite logical to me
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone
Is it charged with battery

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
Because they taste so funny
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Bet it's better than even money

Why does every toaster have a setting
That will burn the toast to a crisp
Can women put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why do holes in most donuts exist

Here's one I'll bet you've never thought of
Do birdies ever need to pee
So perhaps those sprinkles of rain that fall
Aren't really rain 'tween you and me

Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight
While the buns come in packs of ten
Tell me what do they put in for colour of hair
On the drive's license of bald men
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Date: 1/6/2021 10:36:00 AM
Giggles galore! My pooch is on homemade. Birds excrete fluids with their solids... splat! ;), xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/6/2021 1:15:00 PM
LOL Fluids with their solids... disgusting!!! Love you sweet thing, XOX
Date: 1/6/2021 9:40:00 AM
Lol, my colour is reflection, hair is overrated anyway.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/6/2021 1:10:00 PM
Believe it or not I still have hair??? Yup a gorgeous crop... well it's getting kinda thin though! LOL
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