Shrink Poems - Poems about Shrink

You may say I'm crazy but as it takes one to know one do you have what I've got if I am are you too and am I nuts to think I'm not the shrink he's not telling despite all my yelling he only asks how it makes me feel it's quite a strain on the brain is he really and truly for real then...

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Altho' I didn't study for my Rorschach test when the proctor a doctor a shrink evaluating my perception in search of insight to discover what I might really think handed me ten pictures on a card I took a long hard look then knew exactly what I did see and did not blot my copybook as often what you're gazing at is simply (on...

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I could feel the rhythm of my obscure thoughts in sync sturdy scrutiny, into the mirror I glimpse deeply in the reflection of the nymph somehow I outwit the quixotic hold of the sylph, frightened to my demise, tons of strength fills my belly, blinking lights, driving under the influence of my mind You! you ruined everything, I'm not in the position to...

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Digital Age--Psychological Zone! Driven to rage by an over-smart phone! My phone hates me, that fact made quite clear. Yet, somehow I love it and want it near. Irksome voice inside it cannot be hushed, ...

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WHAT TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN Do not lament to your ward about The dark cloud that blocks your sky, Let them see it as a peg that draws you Closer to the topmost of your victory. Never Should you tell the tales of your tears and angush to your child, for he is going To see every shadows as an escape to...

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I cried to the shrink about my life. He told me:-"Lie down and close your eyes, Repeat after me very loud the fraise:- My life in the best and prosperous phase, I am healthy and rich and I loved by my wife, And have lovely home and........ I interrupted him, seizing the moment, "I'm happy for you" - and whispered with...

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Why don't sheep shrink in the rain It's puzzled me for as long as I've had a brain Some dispute that By the way I act Obviously, their wool is non-shrinking, that's plain!...

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We treat face book like a shrink but it's nothing but a cheap tabloid rag truth be damned, we vomit out anything our dirty laundry for all the world to see... cyber cowards can't talk it out face to face slandering loved ones-pandering to strangers gathering a wolf pack-attacking relentlessly until there's no more blood to drink from the tattered family tree...

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can i get a back beat my doctor is a proctor not to be bothered about your father so go further blur blurring vision deciding decisions yo begin again begin again i've never sinned casting stones throw in the towel after a awhile fashion fashionably late for a date yo no make up making me make taking a take a second glance a second glance yo yo yo loca mujer hair dyed rojo afro fantastico don't know when even then then is now bow to you you're my...

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My friend Al had a case of depression Spent hours in psychiatric sessions His soul he laid bare The shrink didn't care He billed even more for regression...

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Heading off to see a shrink today Looking forward to it in an anticipatory way Am I on track Maybe info I lack Is it downhill from here to my very last day Nooooooooooooooooooooo!...

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Are you tired of your female or male dates towering over you or being rejected from shooting hoops more than a few and sitting on a telephone book to help you see over the steering wheel being called a shrimp you're whole life is just how you feel Well we have a product that will help you with your...

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The shrink said, "This will be a test" "Association is what it'll be" On his pad he had drawn a triangle He asked me, "now what do you see?" "That is a naked woman!", I said I said it because it was true He showed his pad with a circle next I said, "That's a naked woman too!" He said, "You're obsessed...

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My thinking was clear -till I met you last year I was happy in my state of confusion. But you couldn't bear it -you had to repair it You offered my thinking transfusion. When your intent -that's the meaning you meant Is lost in a rush of rambling. I think that I kinow -though your face doesn't show It's those thoughts you're...

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Why is the world like this Can't you see what one day you'll miss No because we are out getting high But on the inside we just want to die We go out with a friend But we are too insecure to let them in We steal and cheat But we are afraid to get...

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