Short Yelp Poems

harmless mouse running
panic erupts in a yelp
moist pants are hidden...

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rafter bred for food
	a family torn apart ~
		turkey putt and yelp...

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dawn's quietness

in early spring....

coyotes yelp...

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The gas leak in my cellar made me yelp ~ I’d thought the candle might help...

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Hope:
I see
a hand full
of humble help
for the homeless child
who yawns and yearn
for your yelp
to yield
-yes!...

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What with COVID-19 and such
The Democrats are out of touch
Republicans yelp
They wanted to help
But you're simply not worth that much!...

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The Dentist some call Dr. Frown
Tried to strangle me with a gown
Then plucked out a molar
My plexus went solar
And he laughed, "Guess what?  I'm a clown!"...

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Buddy brings in a stegosaurus bone
My husband and I both yelp and groan
Chewing so hard now, there is a bit of foam
While my husband chews, I write this poem...

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Darling, really, I do not know why
You’re startled by this hookers yelp
For was it not you that requested of me
To somehow seek professional help?...

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Route 66ish No 7

A guy who lived near Sausalido,
Could swim like a well aimed torpedo,
Whilst passing some kelp
He let out a yelp,
Which improved on his flagging libido!...

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Afternoon teatime
took me by surprise today
as I settled down
the spring on the sofa popped
A yelp and spilled tea for me


For the Contest "Wow Me In 5 Lines"...

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Do you know what really burns my bum
A flame bout three foot six that's sure not fun
I yelp and scream
My ears emit steam
My eyebrows get singed whatta sad outcome...

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I was just thirteen
Just living a normal teen
You broke me
I couldn't flea
You were supposed to help
But you just made me yelp
I'll never be the same
Because of your stupid little games...

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Got bats in my belfry and I'm pretty damn proud
There's so many up there they can get pretty loud
Earplugs don't help
Let out a big yelp
As I run around naked creating a big crowd...

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Henry's feet were his worse foes
He was always tripping on his toes
His neighbor tried to help
Every morning she would yelp
"Turn out those toes", slue-footed now goes  ...

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Got bats in my belfry and I'm pretty damn proud
There's so many up there they can get pretty loud
Ear plugs don't help
Let out a big yelp
As I run around screaming creating a big crowd...

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South Africa is inundated with a problem
Kidnapping, baffled with an emblem

Months passed and devastation still lasts
In the minds and bodies of the casts...

Prayers can help
All the time, we need not yelp...

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His terror,
His pain
Is the monster's 
Own gain.

Nothing to do,
Just trapped inside,
Can't do anything wrong,
Must abide.

I feel the pain,
But we can't get help,
He's like a little puppy
Who just can't yelp....

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Eyes darken in panic
Nerves are perplexed, paralyzed by paranoia 
Turn manic

Deadly despair
Dizzy from this soul destroyer
Health scare

Big yelp!
At annoyer
Help!

Eyes darken in panic
Dizzy from this soul destroyer
Help!...

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Superb
Moulanic entertainment
rouge by colour a red
the colour of lust
similar vermillion crimson or scarlet 
a bawdy well loved lost old dance
high kicking girls a screaming yelp
knock your hat off 
flying jumping splits
and split crotch knickers...

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Many Men Usually Unstable

Many men usually are always unstable;
And to do are surely willing and able;
Had heard them yelp,
Need women to help;
Saw this on the news served by cable

Jim Horn

5,525. Now am 30 away from my 
major number....

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I thought the world had many problems
and saw the need to help.
And asked myself what I could do
beyond the need to yelp.

When all the flaws I thought I saw
were showing in myself.
And all the needs I had to change
were not for someone else....

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Road-trippin' this Labor Day weekend
    with construction season in high gear
  Not much hope that the roads'll be clear

  But thinking positive may just help ~
    If not, watch out for my reviews on Yelp


        Y'all have a nice holiday now!...

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The hot sticky cinnamon buns,  
gave Santa a troubled case of the runs.  
Rudolph can you help,  
he said yes with a yelp.  
toilet paper needed by the tons.  

 
 

...

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Silly,silly,silly girl
Why do you live in your own little world?
You trip you stumble
sometimes you fumble.
Yet you don't want help
Never do you give a yelp.
The world can be a cruel place
It can turn and slap you in the face.
Be carefull young one
Life is not always fun....

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