Short Wits Poems

Short Wits Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wits by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wits by length and keyword.


Marie Curie - a Clerihew

Marie Curie, the radiant,
In wits and style above the gradient.
Declared she that wigs would be "in"
Along with glowing skin.
Categories: wits, history, science,
Form: Clerihew


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They Matched Wits

Mother Goose met Dr. Zeuss
  They circled each other for a while
Mrs. Goose lunged for his caboose
  He tickled her wit, then smiled
Categories: wits, fantasy, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form: Light Verse

Unavoidable Regrets

Dragging days to their awful end
is a life suited for the wretched;
when those unavoidable regrets
come into play, we drop all wits!
Categories: wits, anger, anxiety, conflict, endurance, humor, parody, riddle,
Form: Rhyme

I Have Read:- Half Set of Genes

I have read:- Half  set of genes
Kids borrowed from the father side.
Of  sudden news I badly winced.
Just half a wits  passed to my child!
Categories: wits, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Kangaroo

There once was a kangaroo
He couldn’t scare things by saying boo
He put on a mask
And scared everything out of its wits
He even scared himself
Categories: wits, adventure, africa, animal,
Form: Free verse


Fou

along came a fellow , a fool
whose wits were as bright as a stool
he soon walked a path
of womans great wrath
that poor fellow was just a fool
Categories: wits, funny
Form: Limerick

This Is My World

I gather all my wits 
And throw them off a mountain
So that they are are scattered
in some kind of pattern
to make up this world
I call my own
Categories: wits, appreciation, birth, creation, earth, nature, peace, places,
Form: Free verse

Hopefully

Stuck in a room that's dimly lit,
Three doors closed, lock and key,
May I find the wits, or tools around me,
To open (a) way to the light that I see
Categories: wits, dream, hope,
Form: Rhyme

Mid-Terms

Herschel Walker thinks life is the pits
Because women will not call it quits
Facebook #1
Spoiled all of Trump's fun
And its driving him out of his wits!
Categories: wits, political,
Form: Limerick
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Benjamin

One of my grandsons, name of Benjamin
He likes eating toast made with cinnamon
But uses his wits
To not eat his grits
Then excuses himself like a gentleman
Categories: wits, childhood
Form: Limerick
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party dog

smart dogs are my brown spaniels

so i named each of them daniels

but im out of my wits

cause on birthdays each sits

lighting and blowing out candles.
Categories: wits, animal, birthday, cheer up, dog, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick

Plate Lunch

Donald Trump was out on a date
When he coughed and sneezed out his plate
His date had quick wits
And smiled, "Hey!  It fits!
Y'all gnaw thas jes godda be fate!" 
Categories: wits, funny,
Form: Limerick

Abused

Pilfered a verse from a tricky muse
Each stanza with riddles he did infuse
Perplexed, I shuffled each line 
Fusing the metric spine  
Confused, my remaining wits did loose
Categories: wits, funny
Form: Limerick
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DOPE

Drugs and dope lower immune and social defenses
Out of wits and senses
Prone to diseases and loss of breath
Ends only in DEATH





09/September/2025
Categories: wits, death, drug,
Form: Name
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Biting the Bullet

I am calculating a stack of bills, about to lose my wits!

But, I’d rather attack with dynamite, and blow the bills to bits!




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For Susan Burch's Couplet Contest
Categories: wits, funny,
Form: Couplet
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Winter Wits

cherry laurels try 
foolishly and fail to hold 
the snow falling from tall trees 

shorter trees succeed 
holding these and feel happy ---
witty games of the winter 


10 January 2023
Categories: wits, winter,
Form: Sedoka

I Am

Emotionless pit, endless fall
To the depths of insanity 
I crawl

Timeless confusion, reeking decent
Can’t find my wits
I am bent

Lost feelings, numb mind
Destination unknown
I am blind
Categories: wits, confusion, life, sad,
Form: Verse
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That bite of that cake

I know her well, and she knows me too well,
the way we two talk, the whole town can tell,
ten years wed, fire she spits,
drives me crazy, out of wits, 
how wedding cakes can change heaven to hell!
Categories: wits, devotion, heaven, wedding,
Form: Limerick
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Unlisted

Alas it seems my list has been curtailed
as half my list has been unjustly jailed
all those naughty bits
challenging my wits
I’ve tried and tried again yet always failed


John G. Lawless
©8/3/2019
Categories: wits, humor,
Form: Limerick

Abundant and Redundant

Abundant and Redundant

Trump's weird words have become abundant;
To poets like you and me they are redundant;
When we saw him;
His wits were dim,
And has adopted the ability to be repugnant.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wits, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Snoring Disaster

When Cyris snored it shook the house piers,
Reducing his wife to constant tears,
At wits end she put a peg on his nose
To stop where the emanating air noise grows,
But unfortunately it blew off both of his ears.
Categories: wits, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Edification Is Where It's At

Edification is where it's at 
Always be willing to feed your mind
Sharpen your wits 
Make your world shine
Knowledge is there
Just reach out and grab it
Be willing to learn new things
Edification is where it's at
Categories: wits, courage, encouraging, inspiration, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
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Witlessness

Witlessness 

Someone must have stolen all the “wits”
For it now seems the world is full of “twits”
Who doubt the signs that warn them of “wet paint”
When told they’re sitting in it say “they ain’t”


John G. Lawless
©2/26/2023
Categories: wits, humor,
Form: Couplet

Another New Day Arises

Another new day arises
Here is your chance to start again
Carry out the performance of your duties 
And strength your vision my friend 
Do better and be better
It is all within your mind
Sharpen your wits
And be bright as the sunshine
Categories: wits, courage, encouraging, inspiration, inspirational,
Form: Free verse

It All Fits

candles lit
wax drips
I am firmly
in your grips

underneath
Egyptian sheets
passion grows
as our love heats

in my heart
you're the part
I knew it well
from the start

it all fits
well matched wits
loving all
I taste of this
© Jo Bien  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wits, love
Form: Sonnet
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