Short Whoop It Up Poems

Wow! ~ Dad gave me a whole dollar
      Sheesh! Whoop and holler!...

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Have tea
Whoop-te-dee!
Meaning caffeine?
Chug-chug-chug
Down mug!...

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Whoop and Holler
    for the Almighty Dollar

  Arraigned yesterday
    in a pure white collar...

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Whoop dee do

How do you do?

I'm fine too

Just writing some

Poems to woo....

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Silly old me, how did this happen?
When I popped out, I was a-clappin'
Happy as poop
To pop out, whoop whoop!
With upbeat genes, I sure ain't a-lackin'...

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With a whoop dee doo and a whip dee day
I saved my sweet bunny from an owl today
The predator left angry, I said “shoo! Go away!”
The butterflies followed, for they love to play....

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Stanley's Mom made the blandest pot of soup
When you ate a bowl, your eyelids would droop
   Mom added hot chili
   'Twas Stanley's achilles
He took one bite and let out a war whoop...

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“Holy” is not ever associated with “poop”
Don't ever follow the rules “whoopty whoop”
Sometimes bless it
Before it's passage
To the land of stinkiness and bread and soup...

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Some may wonder, “is this guy for real?”
Answer with a question, “how do you feel?”
If you answered “super!”
Today's a “whoop whooper”
If you said “crappy”, today's a misdeal...

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Four years ago you were not there
your jazzy smile and breezy hair
your jumping,dancing
whoop te do
I could not find a bit of you
Now I wonder what we did
before we knew this awesome 
kid....

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There was this entrée; they called it bean soup
My pet tasted some, then let out a whoop --
   Doggone it, I exhaled
   As Fido wagged his tail --
While I removed all his stench from the stoop......

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However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot...

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However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot...

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However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot...

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However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot...

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In April, on a still night droning on. . . .
an infant’s first shrill cry fills a hospital hallway;
six waiting siblings and a dad whoop happily!


For nikko palmario's contest: Life without U & ME...

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All you British girls, you're surely a treat
With soft and warm chatter that can't be beat
You toot my whistle
I fire my missile
Of course it's a love missile, just for youses my sweets...

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All you British girls, you're surely a treat
With soft and warm chatter that can't be beat
You toot my whistle
Makes me fire my missile
Of course it's a love missile, just for youses my sweets...

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Lately, I've gathered more friends on The Soup
To my British pals, I give out a big whoop
They're the reason no doubt
Spreading my lims about
Else I'd ride into the sunset, a gum-flapping coot...

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Have you heard the phrase “happy as poop”
That's s happier than slurping Campbell's soup
The ultimate joy
Sadness is destroyed
Hear me giggling and yelling a big whoop whoop!


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Life is a hoot, a rooty toot toot, a kick in the boot
Nothing's greater, a happy creator in a polka dot suit
So stand up and cheer
Grin from ear to ear
Giggles, guffaws and a big bunch of whoop whoops...

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The sun rose up this morning;
I danced a little jig.
I made sure no one noticed;
It wasn’t very big.
There was no whoop or holler,
Nor even a small screech.
Just a lightness in my step
As I drove off from the beach....

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Saint Timothy, you're a treasure here on the Soup
You're so good at limericks, words rhyming with poop
It ain't all that easy
At times I get queasy
But you Saint Timothy, words just roll out, whoop whoop...

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However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Spicy sausage (food for thought!)

Carrots, onions, …chopped!

Tomatoes, bells,   add to stock....

Peppered spice….(a lot!)

Oops!.... Almost forgot....!

Burned tongue!!!....It's....




HOT!!...

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